The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Hotblack Desiato

I don't understand sign language, but it looks like he's enjoying the oul' masturbation :pac:

Obliq

ninja900 wrote: »

I don't understand sign language, but it looks like he's enjoying the oul' masturbation :pac:

Yeah, looks like he's done it before alright!

Worztron

AstraMonti

LordChessington wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

Thanks :pac:

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I ll be expecting a phonecall from HR anytime now haha

Hotblack Desiato

AstraMonti wrote: »

Thanks :pac:

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I ll be expecting a phonecall from HR anytime now haha

If it were up to me I'd allow the porn and ban boards, I mean how long can a "JW 50 Cent" take, but you can waste a whole day on boards

Pushtrak

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robindch

"Gay Man Sides With Iona Institute And Reveals He Wants To Destroy The Institution Of Marriage"

http://www.galwaydailynews.com/#!Gay-Man-Sides-With-Iona-Institute-And-Reveals-He-Wants-To-Destroy-The-Institution-Of-Marriage/c1kod/0D5D127D-EB6B-4A13-8CFE-9F004C0F74D3

Galway Daily News wrote:

Local gay man Simon Butler has finally admitted that the only reason he 'chose' to be gay was to usurp the place of religion in society, destroy the institution of marriage, wear nice clothes and use products in his hair, and to era in a new age of famine and pestilence with the coming apocalypse.

"I laugh at the God-ordained, lifelong, covenantal union between man and wife designed to provide men, women and children optimal stability and overall well-being. Marriage is that biologically, spiritually and morally centered institution calculated to ensure responsible procreation and perpetuate the human race" he stated.

Following on from the Iona Institute 'Pantigate' furore, this is seen as adding fuel to the fire of anti gay marriage curmudgeons Breda O Brien and John Waters whose view is not in any way formed because they are religious bigots.

The non homophobic pair who love gay people so much, but not in that way, have been known to use the sacrificial lamb of logic by stating that allowing gay marriage will lead to incest, bestiality and as Galway Daily News is well aware, that gay marriage will ALWAYS lead to child rape and paedophilia, always.

"I like to live my life as an outcast, being spat on, bullied, beaten, abandoned by my family, and having a background of suicide attempts, that's why I chose this lifestyle. Who wouldn't?" Simon declared, as he sat in his sittingroom surrounded by pictures of penises sellotaped to bibles.

PopePalpatine

So, when can the Galway Daily News expect a solicitor's letter?

Bloe Joggs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7f2eXQxfHk&feature=youtu.be

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Turtwig

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Sulla Felix

Kivaro

Challenging long-held views on the origins of divinity, biologists at the University of California, Berkeley, presented findings Thursday that confirm God, the Almighty Creator of the Universe, evolved from an ancient chimpanzee deity.

The recently discovered sacred ancestor, a divine chimp species scientists have named Pan sanctorum, reportedly gave rise over millions of years to the Lord Our God, Maker of Heaven and Earth.

Based on newly obtained evidence, the Pan sanctorum is thought to have first experimented with creation ex nihilo around 7 million years ago. Kamen noted that the chimpanzee deity made several early attempts to produce rudimentary solar systems, but on each occasion was spooked upon inadvertently creating fire, which is said to have caused it to screech loudly, angrily swat away the newly formed sun, and then scamper across the universe to hide from the flaming sphere.

More about this startling news here.

Turtwig

Sulla Felix wrote: »

*Shouty shouty dismemberment*
aka Chivalry.

Anyone play that game?

Brian Shanahan

Kivaro wrote: »

scientists have named Pan sanctorum,

They really missed a trick there, not calling it Pan santorum.

Nodin

Jernal wrote: »

*Shouty shouty dismemberment*
aka Chivalry.

Anyone play that game?

I've been tempted to give it a go.

robindch

Gotta feel for the journo - had to do a piece on Tom Lehrer:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/tom-lehrer

Nodin

robindch wrote: »

Gotta feel for the journo - had to do a piece on Tom Lehrer:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/tom-lehrer

Years ago, when I was in theatre going mode, I went to see a show of his songs. Excellent stuff. John Kavanagh is the only one of the cast I remember.

Worztron

Cabaal

Cabaal

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Adamantium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmc6tR2V1Vc

Old, but gold.

Pushtrak

Hilarious.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fa1a1c8fb7/creationist-cosmos

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Cabaal

Brian Shanahan

Cabaal wrote: »

Ah, I see the franchise has expanded.

Sulla Felix

Just gonna link to this ylyl post, too many to copy and paste!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=89971313&postcount=9125