The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

AstraMonti

Mmm.. ok

Mr. CooL ICE

^^

Friend of mine was given this as a present recently

Hotblack Desiato

Cabaal wrote: »

Yesterdays times of London....great newspaper layout

Both stories are about Ryan Giggs's fitness regime

robindch

Saudi Arabia criticizes the human rights record of -- wait for it -- Norway:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/saudi-arabia-criticises-norway-over-human-rights-record-9301796.html

It is a paradox that countries which do not support fundamental human rights have influence on the council, but that is the United Nations

...explained Norwegian Foreign Minister, Børge Brende.

pauldla

Worztron

smacl

Worztron

Sulla Felix

Hotblack Desiato

wat

Turtwig

ninja900 wrote: »

wat

Atheist is a synonym for 'baby eater'.

Hotblack Desiato

Ah yeh right you are Ted.

Potty training in the house at the moment, I'm not associating children with nice smells :eek:


"A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout." - Jonathan Swift

smacl

ninja900 wrote: »

Potty training in the house at the moment, I'm not associating children with nice smells :eek:

Amazing how the mind just blanks out huge portions of your memory that you really don't want to keep. Getting flashbacks now. Yikes!

Hotblack Desiato

The other evening I was cooking dinner and not two metres away from me, my son was taking a massive dump in his potty in the corner of the kitchen. We had to act so pleased, and in a way we were, but we'd rather he'd have got it over with fifteen minutes earlier!

Sulla Felix

ninja900 wrote: »

Ah yeh right you are Ted.

Potty training in the house at the moment, I'm not associating children with nice smells :eek:


"A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout." - Jonathan Swift

I love that essay. We were given it to read in first year, with no preamble or context provided. Shítstorm ensued.

Kivaro

pauldla

smacl wrote: »

Amazing how the mind just blanks out huge portions of your memory that you really don't want to keep. Getting flashbacks now. Yikes!

You remember being potty trained?

smokingman

ninja900 wrote: »

Potty training in the house at the moment, I'm not associating children with nice smells :eek:

Doing that with twins right now meself. You would think it'd be rough but the wingman system is working wonders!

Worztron

Obliq

Turtwig wrote: »

Atheist is a synonym for 'baby eater'.

Oooh! Light bulb moment - It's a PAN LID! Glad someone asked

AstraMonti

robindch

robindch wrote: »

Christians erect the ten commandments at Oklahoma's Statehouse, so satanists start collecting money for a "7-foot-tall [....] goat-headed Baphomet figure sitting cross-legged on a stone slab, flanked by two smiling children [...] also include quotes from poets Lord Byron and William Blake." Lawmakers in Oklahoma, however, have insisted that the Satanists should not be given the same treatment as Christians.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/06/satanic-temple-unveils-7-foot-goat-headed-baphomet-statue-for-oklahoma-capitol/

They managed to collect $30,000 and hired a professional sculptor to do their Satanic statue. Gawker was there to see the unveiling of the plaster mold.

http://gawker.com/we-have-seen-the-oklahoma-capitol-satanic-monument-and-1570504715

Next up is casting it in bronze and getting it erected outside the Oklahoma statehouse.

norrie rugger

AstraMonti wrote: »

But he got nailed good and hard when he was 33, penetrated by several men

Cabaal

robindch wrote: »

They managed to collect $30,000 and hired a professional sculptor to do their Satanic statue. Gawker was there to see the unveiling of the plaster mold.

I think this comment sums up how fecked up it is that people get pissed off about this stuff

And the fact there are more people offended by this than poverty is perverse.

Brian Shanahan

norrie rugger wrote: »

But he got nailed good and hard when he was 33, penetrated by several men

I hope you are proud of yourself young man, going around indiscriminately punning like that.:(

kylith

Nodin

robindch wrote: »

They managed to collect $30,000 and hired a professional sculptor to do their Satanic statue. Gawker was there to see the unveiling of the plaster mold.

http://gawker.com/we-have-seen-the-oklahoma-capitol-satanic-monument-and-1570504715

Next up is casting it in bronze and getting it erected outside the Oklahoma statehouse.

Speaking of "erected" - they should have tried to find some lads and lassies that followed the Roman pantheon.....

NSFW
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02507/Pan_with_a_she-goa_2507863b.jpg

coolhull

So this is what you do to defy Satan

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/305550.png

Worztron

Turtwig

Wouldn't the fish caught right in the middle of the rift at the time of Mose's magic be ripped apart!:eek: Herman and his predators were incredible lucky!