The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

robindch

Worztron wrote: »

It is accurate, their own silly book even says it.

Uh, that's a defense in a forum for atheists and agnostics?

:rolleyes:

Worztron

Worztron

smacl wrote: »

Humour is personal, what one person will laugh at another might find offensive. I'm not easily offended, and am easily enough amused, but found the last bunch of posts by yourself and lucifer morningstar to be a pretty píss poor dig at Islam, which came across as pretty bitter and humourless.

Plenty of opportunity on other threads to reasonably highlight the many problems with Islam, but I come to this thread in the hope of a smile rather than a scowl.

Don't give up the day job.

You'd want to re-look at my last bunch of posts. Most were not even about islam.

robindch wrote: »

Uh, that's a defense in a forum for atheists and agnostics?

Perhaps that's the only accurate thing within its pages.

Lucifer MorningStar

Jesus Christ, some people are so damn touchy. Every religion deserves to be mocked and ridiculed, and yes that even includes Islam which is even bigger BS than Christianity.

Lucifer MorningStar

shruikan2553

This one gave me a laugh, maybe they were flooded because God is unhappy with the church leaders? Has as much evidence.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/serbia/10850219/Conchita-Wurst-caused-Balkan-floods-after-Eurovision-win-say-church-leaders.html

Worztron

yeppydeppy

This woman's stupidity is hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh1NO2GHnnc

robindch

^^^ The stupid is strong in that one. Very strong.

Standman

yeppydeppy wrote: »

This woman's stupidity is hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh1NO2GHnnc

"the waterways in Ireland... and the streams, are contaminated with the eestregens from the contraceptive pills".

Shes right! Every day thousands of eestregens are being tossed haphazardly into not only the waterways, but also the streams.

Well said.

Bannasidhe

Standman wrote: »

"the waterways in Ireland... and the streams, are contaminated with the eestregens from the contraceptive pills".

Shes right! Every day thousands of eestregens are being tossed haphazardly into not only the waterways, but also the streams.

Well said.

The eestregens in the water turned me gay :eek:

Oh...hang on... I was born in the 1960s when eestregen was firmly under control and not available in tablet form... must mean I'm just gay so :cool:

CramCycle

Poor Vincent looks like he is suffering from Bells Palsy trying to keep his face straight, that was painful, she has to be the going for troll of the week.

Nodin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

The eestregens in the water turned me gay :eek:

Oh...hang on... I was born in the 1960s when eestregen was firmly under control and not available in tablet form... must mean I'm just gay so :cool:

No excuse except naturally occurring badness.

Pherekydes

Anyone watching the Late Late right now?

Turtwig

Pherekydes wrote: »

Anyone watching the Late Late right now?

No, self flagellation is reserved for Easter time.

norrie rugger

Standman wrote: »

"the waterways in Ireland... and the streams, are contaminated with the eestregens from the contraceptive pills".

Shes right! Every day thousands of eestregens are being tossed haphazardly into not only the waterways, but also the streams.

Well said.

Actually the endocrine disruptor levels in our waters have increased and the Pill was thought to contribute. This is me going back 10 years and don't have my journal subscriptions anymore.
But she is typically Anti vaccine/water/chem-trails bat**** crazy

Bannasidhe

Nodin wrote: »

No excuse except naturally occurring badness.

Heyyy...I do put a tincture of effort into my badness. I was considering getting pregnant* just to demand an abortion so I could tick all of the Iona boxes of moral decrepitude but the menopause halted me gallop. Do you think if I drank more water the eestregens would kick start the old reproductive system again?



*delay was caused by trying to work out the most objectionable way to achieve this - something that combined sperm donation, IVF, surrogacy,stem cells,everything really including Frankie goes to Hollywood and a rubber duck.

Nodin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Heyyy...I do put a tincture of effort into my badness. I was considering getting pregnant* just to demand an abortion so I could tick all of the Iona boxes of moral decrepitude but the menopause halted me gallop. Do you think if I drank more water the eestregens would kick start the old reproductive system again?



*delay was caused by trying to work out the most objectionable way to achieve this - something that combined sperm donation, IVF, surrogacy,stem cells,everything really including Frankie goes to Hollywood and a rubber duck.

I was about to say I can't comment as I haven't a clue about that sort of thing, but reckon now if nobody else is holding themselves back, sure why should I?

...there's only one rule, and that's that no gender should have sex with it's opposite (its in the small print of the gay agenda, apparently).

Bannasidhe

Nodin wrote: »

I was about to say I can't comment as I haven't a clue about that sort of thing, but reckon now if nobody else is holding themselves back, sure why should I?

...there's only one rule, and that's that no gender should have sex with it's opposite (its in the small print of the gay agenda, apparently).

you mean...*gasp* get pregnant by fornicating with a male??? That's disgusting and hetero-normative.

Sulla Felix

norrie rugger wrote: »

Actually the endocrine disruptor levels in our waters have increased and the Pill was thought to contribute. This is me going back 10 years and don't have my journal subscriptions anymore.
But she is typically Anti vaccine/water/chem-trails bat**** crazy

I hadn't heard they were looking at the pill as a cullprit. I know plastic packaging is a pretty clear cut source of xenohormones though. Funny enough you don't hear the m banging on about bottled water emasculating the male population.

nibtrix

Sulla Felix wrote: »

I know plastic packaging is a pretty clear cut source of xenohormones though.

Hotblack Desiato

Bannasidhe wrote: »

you mean...*gasp* get pregnant by fornicating with a male??? That's disgusting and hetero-normative.

To paraphrase Woody Allen, sex IS disgusting but only if you're doing it right

norrie rugger

Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster people!!!
Where is the funny!!

Nodin

norrie rugger wrote: »

Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster people!!!
Where is the funny!!

Austerity.

Bannasidhe

Trying to avoid the Blasphemy Levy

Worztron

Lucifer MorningStar

Worztron

Worztron

AstraMonti

Dog level: Jesus