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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #1382
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,571 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    "My scene involved offering a pot plant, as nobody knew what myrrh was" :D


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    #1383
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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    #1384
    Delirium
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #1385
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    SW wrote: »
    .........(DUP).............

    If you want a worse shock, consider that Robinson is considered somewhat "liberal" and takes a sup of vino on occasion. He's not Free Presbyterian, but follows another totally different shower of remarkably similar headbangers.

    "liberal"
    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/first-minister-peter-robinson-backs-wifes-view-that-gays-are-an-abomination-28510012.html


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    #1386
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Nodin wrote: »
    If you want a worse shock, consider that Robinson is considered somewhat "liberal" and takes a sup of vino on occasion. He's not Free Presbyterian, but follows another totally different shower of remarkably similar headbangers.

    "liberal"
    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/first-minister-peter-robinson-backs-wifes-view-that-gays-are-an-abomination-28510012.html

    Wow, pretty gobsmacked. What does it say about a large strata of the broader population in his community that would put him into power with that attitude? It really is totally damning statement from an elected politician in any part of Ireland in this day and age.

    (erm... ...so not very funny. Ok, so did you hear about the one about the Englishman, the Irishman, and the scary religious bigot?)


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    #1387
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    If you find that gobsmacking, you should hear the exact words his wife said.

    "There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children"

    In her head what consenting same sex adults do in the privacy of their own bedrooms is worse than child molestation.

    Not a wonder when she was shagging a 19 year old she'd promised his dying father she'd look after, and claimed was like a son to her.

    She made that comment to a grand commission so it is a matter of public record. The Robinsons are shameless and always have been.


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    #1388
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    smacl wrote: »
    Wow, pretty gobsmacked. What does it say about a large strata of the broader population in his community that would put him into power with that attitude? It really is totally damning statement from an elected politician in any part of Ireland in this day and age.

    (erm... ...so not very funny. Ok, so did you hear about the one about the Englishman, the Irishman, and the scary religious bigot?)


    The Free Presbyterian community and the DUP are largely synonymous, tbh. People that have attended a conference have noted the almost empty bar and the shifty guilty looks of the few drinkers (not making that up either).

    Don't know if they stopped selling the anti-Catholic stuff at them - probably have these days.


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    #1389
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uskSBJsCf38


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    #1390
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1391
    Turtwig
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    Nodin wrote: »
    uskSBJsCf38

    Jesus!
    That's just pure cringe.


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    #1392
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Turtwig wrote: »
    Jesus!
    That's just pure cringe.


    Ye wonder just how badly he is in hock to the IRS when ye see shite like that.


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    #1393
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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    #1394
    Brian Shanahan
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    Kivaro wrote: »
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    She's showing way too much ankle there, the scandalus hussy. No wonder god threw them out of Eden.


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    #1395
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Brian Shanahan wrote: »
    She's showing way too much ankle there, the scandalus hussy. No wonder god threw them out of Eden.

    And I think I can see a bit of knee. :eek:

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1396
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Should this be in the hazards of belief?

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    #1397
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    Nodin wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uskSBJsCf38

    Actually that brings up an interesting question. When is the last time anyone has seen a half way decent Nick Cage film? And why does he still continue with the scheisse ones (at least Kevin Costner had the sense to give up after Waterworld and The Postman*)?


    *Much better book by the way.


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    #1398
    obplayer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭obplayer


    Brian Shanahan wrote: »
    Actually that brings up an interesting question. When is the last time anyone has seen a half way decent Nick Cage film? And why does he still continue with the scheisse ones (at least Kevin Costner had the sense to give up after Waterworld and The Postman*)?


    *Much better book by the way.

    1987, Moonstruck, cinema in Bayswater Queensway.


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    #1399
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Leaving Las Vegas, 1995.


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    #1400
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Raising Arizona, 1987


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    #1401
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,902 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Nicholas Cage is a canary for sh1t movies. If he's in it, avoid. If Robert deNiro is in it and it's less than 25 years old, it's even worse than sh1t.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #1402
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Nicholas Cage is a canary for sh1t movies. If he's in it, avoid. If Robert deNiro is in it and it's less than 25 years old, it's even worse than sh1t.

    That one de Niro did with Philip Seymour Hoffman wasn't bad, IIRC. Can't remember the name offhand.


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    #1403
    Turtwig
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    I liked the weatherman.


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    #1404
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Brian Shanahan wrote: »
    Actually that brings up an interesting question. When is the last time anyone has seen a half way decent Nick Cage film? And why does he still continue with the scheisse ones (at least Kevin Costner had the sense to give up after Waterworld and The Postman*)?.

    The aforementioned IRS, I'd imagine.
    Brian Shanahan wrote: »
    *Much better book by the way.


    I read it. Imagine then my surprise......


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    #1405
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1406
    Lucifer MorningStar
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    #1407
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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    #1408
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1409
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


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    #1410
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    No love for the Weatherman movie?

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    #1411
    bumper234
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    pauldla wrote: »
    That one de Niro did with Philip Seymour Hoffman wasn't bad, IIRC. Can't remember the name offhand.

    The scent of a woman.

    Or the lesser known Dublin version

    Smell o' your wan

    And the sequal

    The bang offa her.


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