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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    bumper234 wrote: »
    The scent of a woman.

    Or the lesser known Dublin version

    Smell o' your wan

    And the sequal

    The bang offa her.

    Cork version - Fla'd her an bought her chips.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    The poetry of the gaelic soul....

    *sniff


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    bumper234 wrote: »
    The scent of a woman.

    Or the lesser known Dublin version

    Smell o' your wan

    And the sequal

    The bang offa her.

    Nope, it's not Scent of a Woman, which doesn't have Philip Seymour Hoffman (dead, who could act), but does have Chris O'Donnell (living, cannot act).

    Flawless! That's the name. Yay yahoo! (Google blocked here at the moment, can't think why, nothing happened in China 25 years ago tomorrow).

    Actually, I forgot about Ronin. That IS a good RdeN film from the last 25 years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    pauldla wrote: »
    Nope, it's not Scent of a Woman, which doesn't have Philip Seymour Hoffman (dead, who could act), but does have Chris O'Donnell (living, cannot act).

    Flawless! That's the name. Yay yahoo! (Google blocked here at the moment, can't think why, nothing happened in China 25 years ago tomorrow).

    Actually, I forgot about Ronin. That IS a good RdeN film from the last 25 years.

    5th one down.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105323/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    bumper234 wrote: »

    Well I never, etc. I stand corrected. I'd almost watch it again to see him in it, if it wasn't for the deep loathing I harbour for Chris O'Donnell (unfairly, I'm sure. He's probably a very nice chap, but I, long ago, worked in a cinema and had to sit through too many of his films. He seemd to be unhappily prolific in the early 90's, for some reason).

    Thanks for the correction!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,329 ✭✭✭Bandana boy


    Scent of a Woman is Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

    RdN was quite good in
    Silver Linings Playbook 2012
    Copland 1997
    Casino 1995
    Pretty much everything else from Goodfellas on is Sh1t

    Cages last good movie was Kickass 2010 & Bad Lieutenant 2009

    He had a run of watchable movies around 2004
    the Weatherman
    Matchstick Men
    Lord of War
    Adaptation

    but will never match his Con Air -The Rock point of his career


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Scent of a Woman is Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

    RdN was quite good in
    Silver Linings Playbook 2012
    Copland 1997
    Casino 1995
    Pretty much everything else from Goodfellas on is Sh1t

    Cages last good movie was Kickass 2010 & Bad Lieutenant 2009

    He had a run of watchable movies around 2004
    the Weatherman
    Matchstick Men
    Lord of War
    Adaptation

    but will never match his Con Air -The Rock point of his career

    Lol you're right, Apologies to all for that:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    Lord of War is a very good performance and film


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭gaynorvader


    Scent of a Woman is Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

    RdN was quite good in
    Silver Linings Playbook 2012
    Copland 1997
    Casino 1995
    Pretty much everything else from Goodfellas on is Sh1t

    Cages last good movie was Kickass 2010 & Bad Lieutenant 2009

    He had a run of watchable movies around 2004
    the Weatherman
    Matchstick Men
    Lord of War
    Adaptation

    but will never match his Con Air -The Rock point of his career

    I thought he was good in Stardust (2007) and This Boy's Life (1993) too.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    I thought he was good in Stardust (2007) and This Boy's Life (1993) too.

    I though Cage's best role by quite a bit was Wild at Heart, with Leaving Las Vegas in second. Philip Seymour Hoffman on the other hand I could watch in almost anything, a sad loss to the silver screen.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,939 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    robindch wrote: »
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    The thread on "Religion" class in the Christianity subforum seems to prove this guy's point.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    No love for Face/Off? Shame!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Where have the funnies gone :mad:


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,455 ✭✭✭TheChizler


    From Facebook/imgur. If I had tea it would be all over my laptop.

    8vBAg4P.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Bellatori


    TheChizler wrote: »
    From Facebook/imgur. If I had tea it would be all over my laptop.

    Forgive me for being a little slow here as I probably am missing the necessary catholic Irish upbringing being Anglo/Scot but I would appreciate someone explaining this to me.

    My apologies by the by...


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Bellatori wrote: »
    Forgive me for being a little slow here as I probably am missing the necessary catholic Irish upbringing being Anglo/Scot but I would appreciate someone explaining this to me.

    My apologies by the by...

    Amusingly rude balloon thingy on lap of elderly nun.


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Bellatori


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Amusingly rude balloon thingy on lap of elderly nun.

    Oh dear... it must be my age or rampant senility but I cannot see why that is particularly rude. It doesn't look like male genitalia or anything else that I recognise or clearly don't :)

    Ah well... :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Amusingly rude balloon thingy on lap of elderly nun.

    Crucifix, no?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Bellatori wrote: »
    Oh dear... it must be my age or rampant senility but I cannot see why that is particularly rude. It doesn't look like male genitalia or anything else that I recognise or clearly don't :)

    Ah well... :D

    Not hugely familiar with male genitalia myself tbh and I did think that had rather too many shafts hence my vague reference to 'rude'....:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Crucifix, no?

    Good lord.

    So it is.

    I am even less familiar with crucifixes than I am with male genitalia apparently.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,876 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    I thought it was because the child had Spiderman and the nun had a crucifix (signifying Jesus), superheroes for different generations?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    I was just amused by her face. She's not exactly thrilled be to holding that balloon.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    I was just amused by her face. She's not exactly thrilled be to holding that balloon.
    "Jesus, since we gave all our money to that independent trust, all we can afford now is a Holy Crucifix made out of a fecking blue balloon that looks like a willy!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    TheChizler wrote: »
    From Facebook/imgur. If I had tea it would be all over my laptop.

    8vBAg4P.jpg
    Sure that's how the nuns used to amuse the children in the Magdalen Launderies and Mother and Baby Homes. They were always bringing them out for treats to the pubs and restaurants around Letterfrack, Goldenbridge and so on.
    They spoiled those kids rotten. . .


  • Registered Users Posts: 2 bigmo2310


    Scent of a Woman is Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

    RdN was quite good in
    Silver Linings Playbook 2012
    Copland 1997
    Casino 1995
    Pretty much everything else from Goodfellas on is Sh1t

    Cages last good movie was Kickass 2010 & Bad Lieutenant 2009

    He had a run of watchable movies around 2004
    the Weatherman
    Matchstick Men
    Lord of War
    Adaptation

    but will never match his Con Air -The Rock point of his career

    sorry Im a bit slow on the uptake, but while these are undoubtedly brilliant films, which ones are good BECAUSE of Nicolas Cage? I mean Con air is brilliant but I could have acted in it and it would still be brilliant. Which movie has Nicolas Cage actually made a good film? Like Al Pacino and Marlon Brando made the godfather brilliant!


  • Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 28,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭oscarBravo


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    bigmo2310 wrote: »
    sorry Im a bit slow on the uptake, but while these are undoubtedly brilliant films, which ones are good BECAUSE of Nicolas Cage? I mean Con air is brilliant but I could have acted in it and it would still be brilliant. Which movie has Nicolas Cage actually made a good film? Like Al Pacino and Marlon Brando made the godfather brilliant!

    :mad:

    At least include a slightly amusing photo!

    :mad:

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