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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #182
    robindch
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    Apparently this was tweeted, but then deleted almost immediately.

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    #183
    MrPudding
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    irish_goat wrote: »
    I never knew the bible had gems like this in it!

    attachment.php?attachmentid=744412&d=1375221337



    Was not expecting the last bit. :pac:
    There was a thread on the other forum about this. I remember PDN trying to justify this by saying that mauled does not mean they were killed. Funny what believers have to do sometimes.

    MrP


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    #184
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    MrPudding wrote: »
    There was a thread on the other forum about this. I remember PDN trying to justify this by saying that mauled does not mean they were killed. Funny what believers have to do sometimes.

    MrP

    The phrase "Lightly scratched" was used I believe.


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    #185
    Bannasidhe
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    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    The phrase "Lightly scratched" was used I believe.

    Or as Shakespeare may have put it:

    Exit stage left pursued by a bear and in danger of a light scratching.


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    #186
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh that PDN. What a card.


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    #187
    kylith
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    Atheist dog trick (possible bad taste)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6NWrwt-dA8


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    #188
    Penn
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    irish_goat wrote: »
    I never knew the bible had gems like this in it!

    Was not expecting the last bit. :pac:

    Anchorman_well_that_escalated_quickly_966.jpg


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    #189
    Nolars
    Registered Users Posts: 2,893 ✭✭✭Nolars


    Jesus-was-Irish.jpg


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    #190
    joseph brand
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    kylith wrote: »
    Atheist dog trick (possible bad taste)

    Tastes fine from the oven, especially when marinaded.


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    #191
    pauldla
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    #192
    shruikan2553
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    MrPudding wrote: »
    There was a thread on the other forum about this. I remember PDN trying to justify this by saying that mauled does not mean they were killed. Funny what believers have to do sometimes.

    MrP

    It's all about context. Here by mauling it meant with words. The bears told them about God and everything was cool.


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    #193
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    It's all about context. Here by mauling it meant with words. The bears told them about God and everything was cool.

    Or the bears set up a rolling maul and mauled over the kids...


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    #194
    Sarky
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    It was clearly "mauled" as in what horny 16 year olds inexpertly do to eachother at those disco things.

    Of course that means justifying bestiality bit I'm sure someone from over that way would find a way.


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    #195
    Nolars
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    No you only get one wish haha



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    #196
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    https://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/399928824420237312
    The Pope wrote:
    We remember the Philippines, Vietnam and the entire region hit by Typhoon Haiyan. Please be generous with prayers and concrete help.

    Prayers.... and concrete (read: actual) help? LOL


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    #197
    robindch
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    Dixon, Illinois builds a new church.

    Internet: That's a willy, that's a willy!
    Architect: That's not a willy!

    http://www.dailyedge.ie/church-looks-like-penis-1153194-Oct2013/
    http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/penis-shaped-church-architect-1171668-Nov2013/

    Judge for yourself:

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    #198
    Turtwig
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    That's a bushy willy.


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    #199
    Sarky
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    I believe the following picture is a shoop, but damn it if it wasn't funny:

    Willy-shaped church springs leak


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    #200
    Pherekydes
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    Haha, architect made a bollix of it.


    /I'll get me coat.


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    #201
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Oh - is THAT what they look like.

    ICK.






    :pac:


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    #202
    Nodin
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Oh - is THAT what they look like.

    ICK.

    I have been sick for the last 12 days and need somebody to blame. You'll do nicely, penis hater.


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    #203
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Nodin wrote: »
    I have been sick for the last 12 days and need somebody to blame. You'll do nicely, penis hater.

    Oh I'm worse than a penis hater. I am a penis ignorer.


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    #204
    Brian Shanahan
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    Jernal wrote: »
    That's a bushy willy.

    It's a willy suffering from ED. Nurse, get me some viagra. Stat!


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    #205
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Brian Shanahan wrote: »
    It's a willy suffering from ED. Nurse, get me some viagra. Stat!

    An erection of that size would definitely need planning permission.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #206
    PopePalpatine
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    The architect was just dicking around. :o


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    #207
    robindch
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Oh I'm worse than a penis hater. I am a penis ignorer.
    Bet you say that to all the boys!


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    #208
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »
    Bet you say that to all the boys!

    :D


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    #209
    Links234
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    #210
    irish_goat
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    #211
    wp_rathead
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    apologies if posted before:
    Muslim girls are enraged because of a line in the speech of Hans Teeuwen at the unveiling of a monument commemorating his friend Theo van Gogh, who was brutally murdered by a muslim in the name of islam.


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