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TV's top 5 tools

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  • 22-10-2013 5:44pm
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    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭


    Who are your top 5 tv tools? Obvious one's that spring to mind are such lumineres as Peter Andre (Supreme Tool Leader) followed by his second in command Martin King, then Ryan Tubridy, then Brendan O (Tool)' Carroll and Brendan O (Tool)' Conor, all men strangely enough. What is it about male tv tools that makes them tools?
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    giant_midget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    Tim the toolman Taylor?


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    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Sonic screwdriver


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    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I was going to say that the remote control was a useful tool but now I see the type you're talking about.

    MC Hammer maybe?


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    genuine leather
    Registered Users Posts: 370 ✭✭genuine leather


    Bob the builder?

    +1 Ryan the tool tubrity, his name comes up all the time in this type of thread, mmm i wonder why..


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The remote control has to be in at least the top 2.


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    Schwiiing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    That Donal Whatshisface cookery twat.


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    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,348 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    krudler wrote: »
    Sonic screwdriver

    Tricorder


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    Mark Twain
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 121 ✭✭Mark Twain


    Stephen Fry: an insufferable pompous arsehole.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The SCARTman.

    Ski bi di bi di do bap do
    Do bam do

    Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
    Baba ba da bo
    Bwi ba ba ba do

    Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
    Baba ba da bo
    Bwi ba ba ba do


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    Schwiiing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Mark Twain wrote: »
    Stephen Fry: an insufferable pompous arsehole.


    :eek::confused::mad::(


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    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    It cuts cans and then still will cut the tomato wafer thin.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abLB7aTmnE4


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    Bolikov
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭Bolikov


    That tv3 presenter with the stupid smile carved into his face. What a tool.


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    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Jonathan Woss.
    Jimmy Carr.
    Lee Nelson.
    June Rodgers.
    Twink.


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,426 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Anybody involved with judging,cooking,singing or dancing.





    Or Chelsea.


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    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Yeah, you're probably watching too much TV if you have a list of "TV people" you don't like


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    rubadub
    Registered Users Posts: 32,381 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »
    all men strangely enough. What is it about male tv tools that makes them tools?
    Don't think I have ever heard a female described as a "tool", its pretty much a male term for whatever reason, like bastard tends to be.


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    Eight Ball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 906 ✭✭✭Eight Ball


    Eamonn Dunphy

    Kate Burely

    Ryan Tubrity

    Anyone involved in X factor

    That fool on TV3 in the morning the camp guy


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    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    gramar wrote: »
    MC Hammer maybe?

    Press stop on the VHS.

    Problem solved.


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    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    I pity the tool.

    /Mr T


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    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Jimmy Carr and his "jam it right up your crack you beller" "Laugh".


    Ho Ho Ho Ho Haaaauuuuuggghhh.


    Once you cop his fakey laugh that he uses more than the autocue, the desire to plunge a lorry into his head becomes almost irisistible.

    Ho Ho Ho Ho Hoouuuaaaaagghhh.


    Fack off. Tool.


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    #22
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Thread needs more Tool. They are awesome.


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    apollo8
    Registered Users Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Miriam O Callaghan she is insufferable! :mad:


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    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Jimmy Carr and his "jam it right up your crack you beller" "Laugh".

    And the thing is he's quite hard to avoid if you want to watch Rachel Riley or QI.

    How the hell he's a millionaire from his 'comedy' baffles me.


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    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Charlie Rock wrote: »
    And the thing is he's quite hard to avoid if you want to watch Rachel Riley or QI.

    How the hell he's a millionaire from his 'comedy' baffles me.
    He's always on "slaggey" sorts of programmes. How come no-ones gone- "Here Jimmy, how come you have a stupid, annoying, fake laugh? And why do you never, ever vary that stupid, fake, laugh? Are you a Tool?"


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Mark Lawrenson * 5

    A man whose commentary is mind numbing and at times, outright bullying of players.

    Once, upon hearing a player passed a late fitness test, he claimed the player should instead have underwent a "fatness" test.

    Once described Paul Mc Shane of putting in a performance so bad, it was a "holocaust"


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    [Deleted User]
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    Is Peter Andre still actually on TV?

    With regards to Jimmy Carr's laugh
    (NSFW)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlgkeLjryRU


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    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dermot/Diarmuid Gavin
    Craig Doyle
    Pat Spillane
    Tubbs (obviously)
    Brendan O'Carroll


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    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    He's always on "slaggey" sorts of programmes. How come no-ones gone- "Here Jimmy, how come you have a stupid, annoying, fake laugh? And why do you never, ever vary that stupid, fake, laugh? Are you a Tool?"

    And when he's on QI he commands very little air-time because it requires spontaneous wit which he does not have.

    Oh yeah, he looks like a ventriloquists' dummy too the prick.


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    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Linda Martin and Ryan Tubridy. No one else even close to the high level of toolism these two possess.


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    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    That Donal Whatshisface cookery twat.

    Donal Skehan.

    I think he's grand.


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