What has Boards.ie taught you

sok2005

I will buy all types of useless tripe if it's a good bargain alert.

NuckingFacker

That there isn't a "fast lane" and it's not road tax, mainly.



I usually only remember these when i'm in the fast lane with no tax disc in the window.

The Backwards Man

The frequency for Channel 5 on a Skybox.

Boards.ie, I am forever in your debt.

timthumbni

beks101 wrote: »

That there's nothing quite like the Irish sense of humour.
Some funny fuckers around here. I've come across a few posts in AH that literally have had me laughing for days.

One of the funniest things I've read on here was on something about the edge wearing his hat to a funeral and someone posted that he would love to stick a knife in him.

This wasn't a serious post obviously but for some reason I absolutely pissed myself laughing. It didn't help that I read it late at night and I had to put my face in the pillow as my girlfriend kept asking me what I was laughing at. Even now thinking about this has me in tears of laughter.

Ihatecuddles-old

timthumbni wrote: »

One of the funniest things I've read on here was on something about the edge wearing his hat to a funeral and someone posted that he would love to stick a knife in him.

This wasn't a serious post obviously but for some reason I absolutely pissed myself laughing. It didn't help that I read it late at night and I had to put my face in the pillow as my girlfriend kept asking me what I was laughing at. Even now thinking about this has me in tears of laughter.

I love the ones like that! My favourite one was the guy going in to buy a cool cycling helmet, and after 10 minutes of struggling to put one on his head the shop assistant came over and told him it was a saddle cover!!

folan

If I laugh, I lose. Fact
If I quote a pic, I'd better believe that's a paddling.

timthumbni

timthumbni wrote: »

One of the funniest things I've read on here was on something about the edge wearing his hat to a funeral and someone posted that he would love to stick a knife in him.

This wasn't a serious post obviously but for some reason I absolutely pissed myself laughing. It didn't help that I read it late at night and I had to put my face in the pillow as my girlfriend kept asking me what I was laughing at. Even now thinking about this has me in tears of laughter.

My two favourite ever posts are recent ones, Jesus they still make me piddle my pants when I read them. Proper belly laughs

El Guapo!'s fcuking spoon.
And Auntie Psychotics respect for animals.

timthumbni

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I love the ones like that! My favourite one was the guy going in to buy a cool cycling helmet, and after 10 minutes of struggling to put one on his head the shop assistant came over and told him it was a saddle cover!!

Lol. If laughter is good for you then I'm in rude health at the minute. Thanks for that one. I was already at a 9 on the giggle stakes after the fictional knifing of the edge. Now I'm at a spinal tap style 11.

Ihatecuddles-old

timthumbni wrote: »

Lol. If laughter is good for you then I'm in rude health at the minute. Thanks for that one. I was already at a 9 on the giggle stakes after the fictional knifing of the edge. Now I'm at a spinal tap style 11.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=80745295&postcount=33

Lawrence1895

Something that has to do with urine :pac:

LETHAL LADY

Never heard of blue waffle pic till I joined boards, thanks guys, vomit.

jamesr123

people are moany bastards

Czarcasm

There are still some incredible, truly inspirational people I've yet to meet in the world, and there's a hell of a lot of them hang out in AH, and by extension Boards of course...

keano2012

Never use the phrase "C U Next Tuesday" on boards....u will get banned!!

Femme_Fatale

Cuntt.

/awaits ban

Irish Guitarist

It's taught me that the best way to judge a persons intellect is by what television programmes they watch. For instance anyone that watches The Wire is a genius. Anyone that doesn't enjoy it is too stupid to 'get' it, it has nothing whatsoever to do with some people having different tastes than others.

wendell borton

To blast your thinly veiled ma with piss.

keano2012

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Cuntt.

/awaits ban

It didn't help that I was ratted out. I won't rat u out.direct it me again though...different story

Edit: the word **** appears ok....it's the phrase c u next Tuesday that seems to be the issue

keano2012

keano2012 wrote: »

It didn't help that I was ratted out. I won't rat u out.direct it me again though...different story

Move on

KKkitty

That no matter what the thread topic is religion, politics, or dole scrounging will be brought into it. I've also learned that hardcore conspiracy theorists are as mad as a box of frogs.

creep

That the people up on their high horse really annoy me

Karl Stein

Ya betta back yo shit up or y'all gonna get called out on it, mmm hmm.

Writing in accents is difficult.

That, as much as we thankfully don't have a "far-right" movement in this country, there's still enough racists and xenophobes and denialists that right-thinking people must stay on their guard against any such ideas.

timthumbni

I've also learned that as an Norn Irish unionist (atheist, non violence supporting type FYI) that it is very easy to get drawn into the endless sectarian nonsense on some threads on here. I promise myself I will not get involved but I do sometimes end up going around in circles with various shinner bot types and I don't really feel good about it afterwards.

My early resolution is to try to stop involving myself in this type of crap and stay more on the threads that give me a laugh. I want more people to jokingly talk about the knifing of U2 members (comic timing genius btw),odd spoons in drawers, bike seat covers as helmets etc.

I hope I can mostly adhere to this but it's quite hard. Lol. I wouldn't envy a mods job in here to be honest. Ha.

How Soon Is Now

If you cant find a job your not looking hard enough and its clearly your fault!!.

When i was your age i had three jobs and walked to each one barefoot in the snow etc etc....

TheHighest92

that people love talking about northern ireland, southerners have more interest in the place than most of northern irelands citizens do

How Soon Is Now

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

If you cant find a job your not looking hard enough and its clearly your fault!!.

When i was your age i had three jobs and walked to each one barefoot in the snow etc etc....

Don't forget getting up for work an hour before you got home from the previous shift.

BNMC

Grammar. I've always been good at spelling but the whole your/you're/there/their/they're thing was completely lost on me until I joined Boards.

Thank you grammar nazis!

timthumbni

Deleted User wrote: »

My two favourite ever posts are recent ones, Jesus they still make me piddle my pants when I read them. Proper belly laughs

El Guapo!'s fcuking spoon.
And Auntie Psychotics respect for animals.

You know those links were class.

On a more serious note though I read further down on the animal one. The killer whale attack on its trainer at sea world i think was a whale called Tilikum. I watched a documentary film called "blackfish" that mostly focused on this whale. Eek. I started a thread on it called Blackfish.

Jaysus that freaked me out. That whale has killed 3 people. It's supposedly psychotic. The film is something well worth watching for anyone looking something a bit different. I thought it was amazing and pretty scary.

Karl Stein

timthumbni wrote: »

I've also learned that as an Norn Irish unionist (atheist, non violence supporting type FYI) that....

Are you one of those non-violent unionists who supported the RUC/UDR/BA back in the day? I don't remember the RUC/UDR/BA singing John Lennon songs and throwing flowers at the civil right marchers Tim.

it is very easy to get drawn into the endless sectarian nonsense on some threads on here.

What sectarian nonsense? In my experience the mods come down on sectarian nonsense pretty quick. Are you saying the Catholics are making trouble for you? Can be specific and point out the 'sectarian nonsense'?

I promise myself I will not get involved but I do sometimes end up going around in circles with various shinner bot types and I don't really feel good about it afterwards.

So essentially what you're saying is 'I've learned not to draw 'shinner bots' on me but I'm going to go right ahead and invite a challenge from a 'shinner bot'? Guess what? You won't get away with dismissing any challenge to your views as meddlesome 'shinner bot'-ism.

My early resolution is to try to stop involving myself in this type of crap...

You've made a really shite go at it so far.

Maybe we should avoid proper discussion for this thread? Can see it getting closed pretty quickly otherwise.

theblaqueguy

It has thought me that im always wrong and everyone else is always right

tim3000

KKkitty wrote: »

That no matter what the thread topic is religion, politics, or dole scrounging will be brought into it. I've also learned that hardcore conspiracy theorists are as mad as a box of frogs.

6 pages in and there you go politics, and a hint of religion :pac: Two or three posts above this one.

GoldenLight

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe we should avoid proper discussion for this thread? Can see it getting closed pretty quickly otherwise.

Why would a thread be closed on how somone thinks things should be drawen, surley anyone can draw stuff to make apoint. Surley they should be good at making their point.That there is probably comedy. Surley you would know that

Karl Stein

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe we should avoid proper discussion for this thread? Can see it getting closed pretty quickly otherwise.

As you can see my first post here is 100% neutral. It mentioned nothing about perceived sectarianism or Unionist-bots or anything like that and I'd expect to be called out on it if I did.

Tim just could help himself but get a couple of digs in against people he disagrees with while pretending he's above it all. I don't think it's unreasonable to point it out.

timthumbni

Charlie Rock wrote: »

Are you one of those non-violent unionists who supported the RUC/UDR/BA back in the day? I don't remember the RUC/UDR/BA singing John Lennon songs and throwing flowers at the civil right marchers Tim.



What sectarian nonsense? In my experience the mods come down on sectarian nonsense pretty quick. Are you saying the Catholics are making trouble for you? Can be specific and point out the 'sectarian nonsense'?



So essentially what you're saying is 'I've learned not to draw 'shinner bots' on me but I'm going to go right ahead and invite a challenge from a 'shinner bot'? Guess what? You won't get away with dismissing any challenge to your views as meddlesome 'shinner bot'-ism.



You've made a really shite go at it so far.

Jaysus chuck, even here you can't leave it. You are like a wee annoying false widow spider. I'm not interested in one of your political discussions on this thread. I'm sure we will meet on one soon enough. Are you following me by any chance? It just seems a bit weird.

Lets talk about the fictional knifing of a U2 member instead. You might even have a laugh. Lol.

GoldenLight

timthumbni wrote: »

Jaysus chuck, even here you can't leave it. You are like a wee annoying false widow spider. I'm not interested in one of your political discussions on this thread. I'm sure we will meet on one soon enough. Are you following me by any chance? It just seems a bit weird.

Lets talk about the fictional knifing of a U2 member instead. You might even have a laugh. Lol.

Awww Jayus guys relaxo's pleasties, lovely

timthumbni

GoldenLight wrote: »

Awww Jayus guys relaxo's pleasties, lovely

I don't understand what you mean. Can you clarify?

timthumbni

In fact I'm off this one. It started off quite nice. Then a few of the usual suspects start their normal boring nonsense.

I feel a bit stalked now. It's a bit weird I have to admit.

Karl Stein

timthumbni wrote: »

Jaysus chuck,

Who's Chuck? You feel stalked? You know it's against the charter to speculate on the former identity of contributors don't you?

even here you can't leave it.

Irony.

You are like a wee annoying false widow spider.

I like spiders - they help get rid of flies.

I'm not interested in one of your political discussions on this thread.

But you consciously brought politics into this thread not I.

Are you following me by any chance? It just seems a bit weird.

I posted before you. Are you following me? Weird indeed.

Edit: I was wrong. You posted before me. I hadn't noticed until you got political.

You might even have a laugh.

I get plenty of lols, thanks.

GoldenLight

timthumbni wrote: »

I don't understand what you mean. Can you clarify?

Most definitely, relax, and be pleasant, and if you want to argue your case, have a slight bit of humor about the idea your trying to put forward. eg it's not about any ones political agenda. :P

Charlie Rock

Charlie Rock wrote: »

As you can see my first post here is 100% neutral. It mentioned nothing about perceived sectarianism or Unionist-bots or anything like that and I'd expect to be called out on it if I did.

Tim just could help himself but get a couple of digs in against people he disagrees with while pretending he's above it all. I don't think it's unreasonable to point it out.

I know, but sometimes it's best to let it go before it all goes down the one avenue that's been run over more times than O'Connell Street. The one in Dublin.

Howard Juneau

timthumbni wrote: »

Lol. If laughter is good for you then I'm in rude health at the minute. Thanks for that one. I was already at a 9 on the giggle stakes after the fictional knifing of the edge. Now I'm at a spinal tap style 11.

Did you snort? Pleeaaasee say you did!

Howard Juneau

GoldenLight wrote: »

Why would a thread be closed on how somone thinks things should be drawen, surley anyone can draw stuff to make apoint. Surley they should be good at making their point.That there is probably comedy. Surley you would know that

Don't call me Shirley!

timthumbni

GoldenLight wrote: »

Most definitely, relax, and be pleasant, and if you want to argue your case, have a slight bit of humor about the idea your trying to put forward. eg it's not about any ones political agenda. :P

Sorry golden light. I apologise. I think I was confused about the user name as there was a similar one from a thread last night that seemed to be a sidekick of chuck rock etc. I was accused of being a uvf drug dealer no less numerous times. ONe of those posters was banned. It was weird. Very weird.

As I say I'm going to try to stay away from these sort of topics from now on but the smell seems to follow you sometimes. Sorry again.

timthumbni

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Did you snort? Pleeaaasee say you did!

Oh I did.... ;-)

Dohnny Jepp

That if facekicking doesn't work blasting with piss will

Howard Juneau

That any thread that mentions Provos quickly turns into a clusterfck

timthumbni

Charlie Rock wrote: »

Who's Chuck? You feel stalked? You know it's against the charter to speculate on the former identity of contributors don't you?

Isn't chuck short for Charlie? How would I know ur former identity? Are you James Bond?

Irony. Ok.



I like spiders - they help get rid of flies. I like spides too chuck.



But you consciously brought politics into this thread not I. Really?



I posted before you. Are you following me? Weird indeed. Wrong!!!

Edit: I was wrong. You posted before me. I hadn't noticed until you got political.



I get plenty of lols, thanks.

I'm very happy for you.

GoldenLight

timthumbni wrote: »

Sorry golden light. I apologise. I think I was confused about the user name as there was a similar one from a thread last night that seemed to be a sidekick of chuck rock etc. I was accused of being a uvf drug dealer no less numerous times. ONe of those posters was banned. It was weird. Very weird.

As I say I'm going to try to stay away from these sort of topics from now on but the smell seems to follow you sometimes. Sorry again.

Really I managed to do that, that is a shirley cluster****, my appologies, gee whiz

And I smell too, sometimes I feel I can't get a head of myself, particularly when it comes to my own stink, awww gawd ain't life unfair , and I taught he might be hot too

I actually haven't posted for weeks and just watched "Raising Hope" and thought I was funny, this is my second post in a very long while. Gawd smile