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Describe a County in Four Words

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  • #102
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Limerick

    Knives Guns Drugs Blowtorches


  • #103
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Mayo:
    breeding ground for oinkers


  • #104
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,003 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    Cork

    Up their own hole


  • #105
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Dublin:

    It has a DART

    Everywhere else:

    Smells like a fart



    This is what Dublin children should be chanting on school tours, and I'll see to it that they do.


  • #106
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Carlow

    Who? Where? What? Why?


  • #107
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    fatknacker wrote: »
    Dublin:

    It has a DART

    Everywhere else:

    Smells like a fart



    This is what Dublin children should be chanting on school tours, and I'll see to it that they do.

    They fail to listen.


  • #108
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    Roscommon:
    Brought Sister To Climax

    Roscommon
    Damp Depressing Take Life

    Roscommon:
    Lots Of Nissan Sunnys


  • #109
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Limerick:

    not exactly a lady


  • #110
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Donegal:
    16? Time for children


  • #111
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Tipperary

    North Tipperary South Tipperary


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  • #112
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Kilkenny - King Henry, ginger cnut.


  • #113
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Offaly

    Should be called Muttony


  • #114
    WesternZulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,985 ✭✭✭WesternZulu


    Mayo God help us.


  • #115
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Offaly

    Should be called Awfully

    ;)


  • #116
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Roscommon

    Don't drink the water!


  • #117
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Limerick.


    Virgin Mary Tree Stump.


    Dublin


    Not just O'Connell Street


  • #118
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Dublin
    Latte to go please

    Galway
    Go for a pint?

    Antrim
    Hurr the durr, situation


  • #119
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Muise... wrote: »
    Limerick:

    not exactly a lady


    Limerick youre a ladyboy


  • #120
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Limerick youre a ladyboy

    Limerick:

    love you long time


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  • #121
    Drakares
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    Dublin

    Spare Change, Cocaine, buuud


  • #122
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Cork.

    Please float away, quickly.


  • #123
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Wexford:

    Unintelligible accents, weird faces


  • #124
    bigron2109
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,741 ✭✭✭bigron2109


    Ireland

    Sunny spells , scattered showers


  • #125
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    bigron2109 wrote: »
    Ireland

    Sunny spells , scattered showers

    Ireland

    Is one big county


  • #126
    Walshey96
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Walshey96


    Dublin.

    Run for your life.


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  • #127
    brandon_flowers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭brandon_flowers


    Mayo

    Cut umbilical cord, emigrate.


  • #128
    mark_jmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭mark_jmc


    Tipperary

    Hang sandwiches in boot


  • #129
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Clare

    Great cliffs,bearded ladies.


  • #130
    JimFin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭JimFin


    Mayo:
    we came second again

    Westmeath:
    Left side of Meath

    Kildare:
    Dublin's largest housing estate

    Armagh:
    The home of sit-gue-ations

    Clare:
    Diddle eye di doo


  • #131
    Wailin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,439 ✭✭✭Wailin


    Waterford

    On de bawl boi


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  • #132
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    mike65 wrote: »
    Waterford

    Mountainy, poor, coastal, forgotten

    Waterford:

    1) Always moaning about something :p

    2) County with persecution complex :P

    Cork:
    Misunderstand 'Rebel County' meaning

    Kilkenny:
    Call town a 'City'

    Dublin:
    Call City a 'town'

    Galway:
    Fianna Fáil races tent


  • #133
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Dublin
    home of nidge weasel


  • #134
    Mully_2011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 385 ✭✭Mully_2011


    Meath

    New Motorway bypass Navan


  • #135
    Mr. G
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,621 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. G


    Clare

    Far better than cork / Too much to say:D


  • #136
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    Essex.
    It's in another country.


  • #137
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Muise... wrote: »
    Limerick:

    love you long time

    Limerick

    f*cky f*cky five dollar


  • #138
    Reesy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭Reesy


    Dun Laoghaire Rathdown:

    A makey-uppey county


  • #139
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Donegal:
    Aye sir weans dropping

    Mayo:
    Our Day Will Come

    Dublin:
    We're better than youssse and **** yer four words ya muppet


  • #140
    jebus84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 762 ✭✭✭jebus84


    wicklow

    the hills have eyes


  • #141
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Wicklow

    Sheep have sore arses.


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  • #142
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Wexford:

    Dull grey depressing frankenstein


  • #143
    [-0-]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    Cavan now so ya'are.


  • #144
    bytheglass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭bytheglass


    Wexford

    Yellow bellies and Strawberries


  • #145
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Roscommon:

    I've just drank the strongest poteen


  • #146
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Roscommon:

    I've just drank the strongest poteen

    It obviously affected your ability to count.
    Banned (for drinking it for 24 hrs). :)


  • #147
    MonaPizza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭MonaPizza


    Dublin

    Well intha merry montha-May


  • #148
    Kaiser D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭Kaiser D


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Laois

    Hairy arsed turnip eaters.

    Dublin.

    A really sh*t place.


  • #149
    Donkeygonads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭Donkeygonads


    Dublin


    Ahhh Jaysus ....Howie yeeee !!


  • #150
    MyPeopleDrankTheSoup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,751 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    Clare

    All Ireland Hurling Champions


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  • #151
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Tipperary.

    The Home Of Hurling.


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