The rave thread

davedanon

Krusty_Clown wrote: »

Ehm.. Those aren't ingredients. They are constituents.

Ingredients of an all-natural egg:
Egg.

I do like a really good bit of pedantry.

kit3

davedanon wrote: »

I do like a really good bit of pedantry.

Would that be a really good bit of pedantry or a bit of really good pedantry I wonder ? :rolleyes:

kit3

davedanon wrote: »

I did. I was looking out for the woman I'd never met, with the child I didn't know...

Made it tonight Dave - looking out for the man I never met, without a child .....:)

davedanon

Damn. I was running in the Phoenix park, of all places.

This is getting a bit like Brief Encounter...

RacoonQueen

Am I the only one then, who when they make a beef burger just uses, you know, beef?
Why would you put pesto in your burger?!

kit3

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Am I the only one then, who when they make a beef burger just uses, you know, beef?
Why would you put pesto in your burger?!

Beef burgers are called hamburgers in the chippers in Cork - not a shred of ham in sight !

TRR_the_turd

kit3 wrote: »

Beef burgers are called hamburgers in the chippers in Cork - not a shred of ham in sight !

That's what you think! Tescos may be supplying them!

ThisRegard

kit3 wrote: »

Beef burgers are called hamburgers in the chippers in Cork - not a shred of ham in sight !

It's to do with Hamburg, not ham.

davedanon

ThisRegard wrote: »

It's to do with Hamburg, not ham.

Ich bin ein Hamburger.

Clearlier

ThisRegard wrote: »

It's to do with Hamburg, not ham.

mm, I didn't know whether to be relieved or disgusted when I discovered mwhat hot dogs were made from!

ThisRegard

Pigs arses. Which is a shame because they can taste so bloody good, but I find them hard to eat if I think of what they are.

davedanon

ThisRegard wrote: »

Pigs arses. Which is a shame because they can taste so bloody good, but I find them hard to eat if I think of what they are.

Mmmm....pig.

Ron Gomall

Rave - got Xray results today - no fracture of Tibia though bone & ligaments stressed, doc reckons I should be back training after physio in 4 weeks - tight for Berlin but at least I'll be running again soon (ish)

ultraman1

Krustys race report,a nice start to the day..

Firedance

ultraman1 wrote: »

Krustys race report,a nice start to the day..

+1 to this, felt like cheering out loud at the end

conavitzky

Sligo football team!

rodge68

Achilles tendonitis and told to rest ,agh.....

Gavlor

rodge68 wrote: »

rest ,agh.....

I guess that counts as a rave

dublin runner

Ron Gomall wrote:

Rave - got Xray results today - no fracture of Tibia though bone & ligaments stressed, doc reckons I should be back training after physio in 4 weeks - tight for Berlin but at least I'll be running again soon (ish)

Good stuff.

As I did to you the last day, only easy running for a few weeks. Any speed work will come at a cost. Play it smart and you'll be flying come Sept!

ultraman1

#Runhubgate u have made my day..

Bungy Girl

ultraman1 wrote: »

#Runhubgate u have made my day..

You couldn't make it up .

Firedance

Bungy Girl wrote: »

You couldn't make it up .

what have i missed??!

ThisRegard

ultraman1 wrote: »

#Runhubgate u have made my day..

What's the point in using a hashtag that has only been used once on Twitter, and refers to a closed Facebook group ?

Bloody insider jokes.

Dubgal72

My dad He completed the Wicklow Way last night: 80 miles in three days aged 71 in support of Purple House, a cancer support group in Bray. He also smashed his €500 target, now €1000 and climbing love that man :cool:

ThebitterLemon

Dubgal72 wrote: »

My dad He completed the Wicklow Way last night: 80 miles in three days aged 71 in support of Purple House, a cancer support group in Bray. He also smashed his €500 target, now €1000 and climbing love that man :cool:

Cool!

He looks in fantastic nick too.

Edit Rave: good looking auld lads, myself included

TbL

annapr

Dubgal72 wrote: »

My dad He completed the Wicklow Way last night: 80 miles in three days aged 71 in support of Purple House, a cancer support group in Bray. He also smashed his €500 target, now €1000 and climbing love that man :cool:

Brilliant!! good for him!!

kit3

Dubgal72 wrote: »

My dad He completed the Wicklow Way last night: 80 miles in three days aged 71 in support of Purple House, a cancer support group in Bray. He also smashed his €500 target, now €1000 and climbing love that man :cool:

Now that's worth a rave - have to agree with Tbl - he looks in great nick. Now no more moaning from you TBL about being an 'auld lad' - you've no excuse Great achievement by your Dad Dubgal.

Enduro

Dubgal72 wrote: »

My dad He completed the Wicklow Way last night: 80 miles in three days aged 71 in support of Purple House, a cancer support group in Bray. He also smashed his €500 target, now €1000 and climbing love that man :cool:

A big well done to that man! Always love people showing that age is only a number.

Firedance

ThebitterLemon wrote: »

Cool!

He looks in fantastic nick too.

Edit Rave: good looking auld lads, myself included

TbL

photo or it isn't true

big + 1 to that rave! go dubgal's dad! putting the rest of us young wans slightly less old people to shame..

kit3

Rave - last week in work before heading here for the summer

adrian522

You going to live in a cave? That's pretty cool.

ultraman1

kit3 wrote: »

Rave - last week in work before heading here for the summer

public sector holidays....yaaaaaay

kit3

adrian522 wrote: »

You going to live in a cave? That's pretty cool.

Yep, I'm a troll in real life

kit3

ultraman1 wrote: »

public sector holidays....yaaaaaay

Even worse - family friendly policies (parental leave) yaaaaaaay

SamforMayo

kit3 wrote: »

Rave - last week in work before heading here for the summer

Me too! God is good. I will wave across the sea at you from Blacksod!

Ron Gomall

kit3 wrote: »

Even worse - family friendly policies (parental leave) yaaaaaaay

Family - are they the people I see in my house between training sessions ?... :P

kit3

Ron Gomall wrote: »

Family - are they the people I see in my house between training sessions ?... :P

Meno ?? Is that you ?? Seriously though, bet Meno just loves you :rolleyes:

opus

Was transported back to the 80's for a brief moment on Monday evening



Don't worry if you've no idea who they are

tang1

opus wrote: »

Was transported back to the 80's for a brief moment on Monday evening



Don't worry if you've no idea who they are

ZZ Top at the Marquee?

libelula

Meeting a runner with ongoing glute problems while out in town on lunch...

Asking "How's yer arse coming along these days?" and having a full blown conversation about it, with no regard for what anyone who may have overheard the question might have thought I was on about

walshb

Rave: The new Yorkie Peanut!

kit3

walshb wrote: »

Rave: The new Yorkie Peanut!

Sneaky Rant: Now I'll have to check it out :rolleyes:

walshb

kit3 wrote: »

Sneaky Rant: Now I'll have to check it out :rolleyes:

Trust me, if you like a bit of choccie with a cuppa you will not be let down!

Notwork Error

Rave: bending the rules:)

Firedance

rave: having the use of my legs allowing me to run..
https://www.facebook.com/clodagh.cogley.1/posts/10153998030367468?fref=nf

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Firedance wrote: »

rave: having the use of my legs allowing me to run..
https://www.facebook.com/clodagh.cogley.1/posts/10153998030367468?fref=nf

Wow! That's an incredible atitude to have after that tragedy and what she's being through.

walshb

It really puts things into perspective. Your health and mobility are the most vital things for a good life. Very sad that such a young person faces these very tough challenges. I wish her a speedy and progressive recovery. You never know what the future holds as regards recovery and improvement.

chickey2

www.gizoogle.net
It translates websites in to gansta speak. Childish but hilarious.
Here's a translation of the info for the race series.

RACE NUMBER, PINS AND CHIP – NO BUGGIES ALLOWED

Yo crazy-ass race number is ghon be posted up bout 10 minutes before tha event. Enclosed is ghon be yo' race number wit tha Chip timin thang attached ta tha back. This chip must remain on tha race number as no chip, no time. Please ensure you wear tha erect number fo' dis event.

Yo crazy-ass baggage label be all up in tha bottom of yo' race number n' ****. Please stick it onto any bag you wish ta leave tha **** into tha baggage area. But **** dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it must be pointed up dat you deposit any baggage up in dis area entirely at yo' own risk. Please do not leave any valuablez up in dis area fo' realz. Attach yo' race number wit pins, some will also be available all up in tha start on race day.

For safety reasons we can not allow playas ta use buggies up in tha event.

RACE ROUTE

Directions ta tha start area is ghon be clearly signposted. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Please arrive all up in tha start up in phat time. Da race will start at 10am sharp. Please give yo' full co-operation ta our crew of race stewards.

TOILETS

There is ghon be toilets provided close ta tha start area.

PARKING

There is ghon be straight-up limited parkin up in tha Phoenix Park on race day. It make me wanna hollar playa! A bike park is ghon be provided close ta tha start area, so brang yo' bike.

SHUTTLE BUS

There is ghon be shuttle buses supplied on race dizzle morning. Da bus is ghon be parked on Parkgate St close ta tha Frank Sherman bridge from 8:30am. Da last bus will leave there at 9:30am. Well shiiiit, it will also be available afta each race, all up in tha Phoenix Monument, ta take runners back ta Parkgate St.

GOODY BAG & SOUVENIR RACE T-SHIRT

Yo ass is ghon be presented wit yo' race t-shirt n' goodie bag all up in tha end of tha race, please take care of tha t-shirt as it cannot be replaced.

PACERS FOR THE HALF

Pacers is ghon be provided ta help you reach tha followin target times, 1hr 30 minutes, 1hr 40 minutes, 1hr 50 minutes n' 2hrs.

Dubgal72

Heehee not sure of i should post this in the novices thread, they might fire me for being too bonkers
strides, strides, strides
Hopefully dis will clarify what tha **** is meant by strides up in tha weekly boardz plan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Feel free ta ask ask ask!

WHO do strides?
All Y'all should. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! 'But I be hustlin a marathon, I don't need speed.'
Yes, even marathon runners....

WHY should I do strides when hustlin fo' a a marathon, biatch?

- strides will improve yo' neuromuscular coordination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In other lyrics, bustin strides will help you ta retain speed when you focusin on endurance. Da beauty of these is, they aint gonna wreck yo' hairy-ass legs or leave you feelin exhausted all up in tha end of tha run.

- strides all up in tha end of a easy as **** run will git you used ta pickin up tha pace on chillaxed hairy-ass legs = killa finishin kick Think of yo' crew of 1000s on DCM dizzle as you kick fo' dat finish

Ok so WHAT is these stride thangys?
Strides is a funky-ass basic hustlin drill, fo' tha purpose of marathon hustlin da most thugged-out conventionizzle sort is
- a cold-ass lil controlled acceleration followed by
- a sustained speed of up ta 85% of yo' max speed followed by
- a cold-ass lil controlled deceleration, over 100m total.
If you can't measure 100m, it be aiiight ta do dem by countin (20-30 seconds) or pickin a lamp post or two.

Hmm, aiiight so tell me mo' n' mo' n' mo' yo. HOW do I do them?
-Do dem 'by feel'. For now, if yo ass is freshly smoked up ta strides, keep dem at no mo' than 75% effort fo' realz. As tha weeks go by, you can push tha effort up ta 80 then 85% effort fo' tha middle section (the sustained speed section).
- If you measure 100m, no need ta time em. Turn tha stopwatch off.
If you do dem by countin or landmark, no need ta put a pace on em. Turn tha gps off (I do ludd sayin dat )
- concentrate on phat form: run tall but most blinginly stay chillaxed from tha grill down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo crazy-ass instinct might be ta strain up in order ta *go faster*, you might screw up yo' face...don't son! This is ghon be counter-productizzle n' yo big-ass booty is ghon straight-up run slower n' ****. Well shiiiit, it is impossible ta maintain phat form while tensin up. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. So RELAX!
- Think 'quick feet, n' 'light feet'.


Ok, gots dis ****...so WHEN do I do these?
For tha purpose of marathon hustlin, ideally you should do these towardz tha end of yo' run but you can do dem durin tha run, thatz not tha end of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Yo ass will git outta breath but will also recover doggystyle. Yo ass shouldn't need ta strutt on tha recoveries, if you need ta strutt yo ass is bustin dem too fast. Take whatever recovery you need. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! This aint a gangbangin' fatigue-inducin workout. Da strides can be included up in tha total of yo' run or as a lil add-on but always allow a cold-ass lil def down period fo' joggin it out, followed by a strutt if you like. Don't forget ta stretch too!

And finally WHERE should I do these?
Do yo' strides on flat, preferably smooth terrain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. A slight incline be aiiight fo' realz. Avoid bumpy trails or hard n' dry grassland.

Firedance

^^^^^^ah, it all makes perfect sense now^^^^^