Need someone to go with me to the debs

BizarreBang

Im a female
18 years in April
And the debs on 25th August
I'm from Clare

anyone from 18-25 is welcome

trades101

Also need someone
Male
17
September 2014 (18 then)
Dublin

Prodgey

Male available as debs date. Tall, handsome, well endowed. Suits up well. Apply via PM, attach photos and references from at least two previous shifts.

BittaTrig

trades101 - I'm up for it as long as the shift is guaranteed.. No ball touching, no eye contact... I'm male btw

randylonghorn

Prodgey wrote: »

Male available as debs date. Tall, handsome, well endowed. Suits up well. Apply via PM, attach photos and references from at least two previous shifts.

This a friend of yours, Prodge? (apart from the one immediately above, ofc)

yournerd

trades101 wrote: »

Also need someone
Male
17
September 2014 (18 then)
Dublin

Model available €10 an hour.

Squidgy Black

Male escort available for hire. Reasonably clean, can provide sexual history if needed, price list available on request.

Bondage is extra.

Peregrine

Available in the Dublin area.
Male, 17
Prices depend on gender and location but mostly gender.

Can recite the alphabet backwards.

peekachoo

Female
18
Absolutely no standards
Will go with either the girl or the lad, again, no standards.
Only downfall is that I'll look better than you in the photos.
But I'm from Tipp so its grand.
get a few drinks in me and I won't even charge ya.

Contact Tyrrell for my pimping info. Thanks.

Peregrine

Have used in the past, from Tipp.
3/10, would not recommend.

peekachoo wrote: »

Female
18
Absolutely no standards
Will go with either the girl or the lad, again, no standards.
Only downfall is that I'll look better than you in the photos.
But I'm from Tipp so its grand.
get a few drinks in me and I won't even charge ya.

Contact Tyrrell for my pimping info. Thanks.

HugsiePie

Available in Connacht Area
Female, 18
I breathe.
Prices 7 euro an hour before midnight and 10 euro after.
Other services available-up to and including twerking.

PS. Im a pimp and Tyrell needs to learn to get off my turf.

Reventon93

Male
20
Connaught area
Scrubs up impeccably well despite 5'8 stature
Can accompany any gender required
Rates vary depending on the nights activity
Also will not intend to be sober, so the night will be excellent!
PM for more details and bookings

Squidgy Black

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

Have used in the past, from Tipp.
3/10, would not recommend.

This poster will no longer be available to contact in 2 hours time. Something to do with kneecaps and a sawn-off shotgun.

HugsiePie wrote: »

Available in Connacht Area
Female, 18
I breathe.
Prices 7 euro an hour before midnight and 10 euro after.
Other services available-up to and including twerking.

PS. Im a pimp and Tyrell needs to learn to get off my turf.

Would not recommend the use of said prostitute. Frigid, and you may be subjected to hours upon hours of songs from musicals nobody would want to go see in the first place.

yoho139

17/M/Meath

Short, so I guess I'll have to be cheap to compete.

decisions

peekachoo wrote: »

Female
18
Absolutely no standards
Will go with either the girl or the lad, again, no standards.
Only downfall is that I'll look better than you in the photos.
But I'm from Tipp so its grand.
get a few drinks in me and I won't even charge ya.

Contact Tyrrell for my pimping info. Thanks.

Be advised, she is very short 5'2/3 max. Will try shift other girls and when she says no standards she means it, she has been rumored to have tried it on with one of Farmer Dans cows.

peekachoo

Two short Meath lads in one thread?
Well we know who the winners are...

randylonghorn

yoho139 wrote: »

17/M/Meath

Short, so I guess I'll have to be cheap to compete.

You may want to specify what exactly you mean by that ...

decisions wrote: »

... she has been rumored to have tried it on with one of Farmer Dans cows.

Meh, sure Dan's tried it on with all of them! :pac:

yoho139

randylonghorn wrote: »

You may want to specify what exactly you mean by that ...

I'm half african. I'm tall where it matters.

Squidgy Black

yoho139 wrote: »

17/M/Meath

Short, so I guess I'll have to be cheap to compete.

Yoho, I'm looking to expand my business.

Contact me with references from previous employers, headshots and forward on pictures of your genitalia to Peekachoo.

decisions

yoho139 wrote: »

17/M/Meath

Short, so I guess I'll have to be cheap to compete.

Do you find yourself getting a lot of cougars?

yoho139

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Contact me with references from previous employers, headshots and forward on pictures of your genitalia to Peekachoo.

Fun fact about that - my genital shots business is self run, so I guess I'm the one you want to talk to.

decisions wrote: »

Do you find yourself getting a lot of cougars?

I've got one that hasn't left me alone for nearly two years now. Given, it's a six month difference and she'd probably rather I'd refer to her as my girlfriend, but what can I say?

peekachoo

yoho139 wrote: »

Fun fact about that - my genital shots business is self run, so I guess I'm the one you want to talk to.

any jobs going?

yoho139

peekachoo wrote: »

any jobs going?

Depends, do you consider sending unsolicited shots to randomers for no guaranteed pay to be a job? Because that's basically how I'm still in business.

peekachoo

yoho139 wrote: »

Depends, do you consider sending unsolicited shots to randomers for no guaranteed pay to be a job?

I'd do it on a temporary basis.

Squidgy Black

yoho139 wrote: »

Depends, do you consider sending unsolicited shots to randomers for no guaranteed pay to be a job? Because that's basically how I'm still in business.

You obviously haven't added her on snapchat then.

Prodgey

yournerd wrote: »

Model available €10 an hour.

Vouch, not a bad shift.

yoho139

peekachoo wrote: »

I'd do it on a temporary basis.

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

You obviously haven't added her on snapchat then.

Seems like a good enough reference to me - you're hired.

chatterboxxx95

18 Female. Will take payment in the form of smirnoff or absolute

HugsiePie

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Would not recommend the use of said prostitute. Frigid, and you may be subjected to hours upon hours of songs from musicals nobody would want to go see in the first place.

Pfft-stop trying to ruin my reputation Tyrell, I will always be a better pimp than you-deal with it:p-we all know you just want me all to yourself -I make the perfect fag hag :P

peekachoo

Prodgey wrote: »

Vouch, not a bad shift.

hahahahahaha :P:P

Daniel7740

i have land thats all ye need to know... and who's doin what with me cows?!