Need someone to go with me to the debs

randylonghorn

Daniel7740 wrote: »

i have land thats all ye need to know... and who's doin what with me cows?!

You are, mostly ... >.<

decisions

randylonghorn wrote: »

You are, mostly ... >.<

No he's busy with the tractor gear stick, he's no time for the cows

BittaTrig

Prodge doubles as a pimp, So you'll end up with multiple Beours. At one stage he had 12 beours, 2 lads and a goose trailing him.. I'd say we have a winner

jamo2oo9

-Male
-18
-Price can vary on how much effort I have to put in. If you want protection, it'll be an extra of €3 to cover the expenses.
-Can be found around the border of Louth and Down
-All applications must be sent in PM with at least 2 sexual references. Prostitutes are not accepted nor pimps.
-You must be over 17. If you are under, I'll reject your application, cap your knees and dump you in the liffy Frano Style.
-Females only. Will not go out with a sheep unlike Randy who is happy to provide his skilled experience with them.

yournerd

Prodgey wrote: »

Male available as debs date. Tall, handsome, well endowed. Suits up well. Apply via PM, attach photos and references from at least two previous shifts.

Prodgey wrote: »

Vouch, not a bad shift.

References on request.^

I think that you should choose me because I once wrote this:

Okay so here are my Top Tips to getting the Shift.

Step 1: Touch her face a lot
Step 2: When you have her attention, don't blink. It lets her see right into your soul.
Step 3: When her eyes are distracted, handcuff her to your arm.
Step 4: When she opens her mouth to give you a telling off, kiss her.

So you know, I'm pretty much an expert really...

MightyMandarin

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I think that you should choose me because I once wrote this:



So you know, I'm pretty much an expert really...

Can tell you have a girlfriend...

decisions

MightyMandarin wrote: »

Can tell you have a girlfriend...

He does, but her name is steve and she has a penis.

randylonghorn

So tempted to insert the word "small" in that last sentence ... >_>

Squidgy Black

Your speciality seems to be inserting things that are small in between things.

randylonghorn

I do a fair bit of correcting / proofing all right.

The_Captain

Male
Dublin
21
Debs in October
Very, very thick
Rich parents

Badwulf

18/M/MAYO AREA

6'4 tall, a lot of chicks tell me I look like the indian guy from one direction (Zam or somthing), my slinky is the exact same length as a sky plus remote (yes I have compared), look amazing in a suit, will look great in the picture you can show your kids who don't know who there real dad is and you can be all "heres your real father, a fine hunk of beef who died in world war 3". Prices are as follows

1 euro per picture
2 euro per selfie
5 euro for a kiss on the cheek
10 euro for the full shift
50 dollary doos and I'll show you why they call me "Walking Talking Steven Hawking" if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink
10 euro and I will buy you a drink (No more than 5 euro per drink, any more expensive and it will cost 20)

HugsiePie

19/F/NW of Ireland

I have low standards

peekachoo

I'm still and always available