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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Of course he did. And in all this time he only managed to father three sons and build one lousy boat.
    He was probably focussed on his work before the Flood ... and who'd blame him ... but he probably became quite busy in the bedroom ... after the Flood.:)
    ... with the command to 'be fruitful and multiply' ringing in his ears.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    obplayer wrote: »
    This is why Richard Dawkins refuses to debate with creationists. How did these things happen? Because God caused a miracle! Why do you believe in God? Because he creates miracles! Where is the evidence for these events? We don't need any because God just did it! The only reason for bothering answering these people is to try and stop children who may be reading their fairy tales from even considering them to be anything other than the lunacy that they so clearly are.
    God can, of course, cause a miracle ... but it all works together ... even in the absence of a miracle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,239 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    J C wrote: »
    God can, of course, cause a miracle ... but it all works together ... even in the absence of a miracle.

    Funny how no one seems to live beyond 700 years of age anymore. Ah, yes, man's "falling". But I thought we were all descendant from Noah and his sons.

    All very contradictory...








    ...again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Funny how no one seems to live beyond 700 years of age anymore. Ah, yes, man's "falling". But I thought we were all descendant from Noah and his sons.

    All very contradictory...
    ...again!
    ... the average is about 70 years ... but people can live to over well over 100.

    ... longevity seems to have been seriously shortened after the Flood ... and not just for Humans ... some very large reptiles, like crocodiles that continue to grow as they age, have been found fossilised in Flood sediments ... and this would indicate that they also lived to be much older than their modern descendents do.
    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/10/1025_supercroc.html

    It all hangs together.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,453 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Funny how no one seems to live beyond 700 years of age anymore. Ah, yes, man's "falling".
    Yes, creationists explain that one of the more deleterious side-effects of something called "original sin" was that it causes DNA to "degrade" which causes people to die younger than their forebears did.

    Creationists also explain that the same effects caused formerly vegetarian animals like lions and tigers to abandon their peaceful, vegetophagic habits and take to eating meat, since eating meat is a less pure activity than eating vegetables.

    It's quite like that Ken Ham and his dancing monkeys are just pulling it out of their capacious asses as they go along.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    Ah JC will you come off it.

    Even the most deluded people admit Noah is a fairy tale.

    <TOO FAR!>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,239 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    J C wrote: »
    ... the average is about 70 years ... but people can live to over well over 100.

    ... longevity seems to have been seriously shortened after the Flood ... and not just for Humans ... some very large reptiles, like crocodiles that continue to grow as they age, have been found fossilised in Flood sediments ... and this would indicate that they also lived to be much older than their modern descendents do.
    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/10/1025_supercroc.html

    It all hangs together.

    From your link:
    By counting these rings in the fossilized scutes, the researchers estimated the giant croc's full life span as 50 to 60 years.

    Not really that much greater than today's crocodilians.


    Next...


    P.S. Who knew there was a paleontologist called David Schwimmer working at the American Museum of Natural History? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    OMG! Spoiler!
    J C wrote: »
    You're starting to think like a Creation Scientist.

    What a disgusting insult. Koth is nothing like a creationist. For example, he is capable of listening to evidence and changing his mind based on learning new facts. He can also answer the question he was asked without having to be hounded constantly. The complete opposite of the idiocy you espouse, in fact.

    I think you should apologise, J C.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Just beat JC with his own good book.
    The ark was 300 cubits long, and 50 wide, that's about 450 feet x 75, less square yardage than Wembley football pitch.
    Also, the idea of the animals trotting on board, two by two is not what is said in the bible.
    It is most likely 7 of each animal, perhaps more depending on interpretation.
    But, the math doesn't add up no matter which way the creationists try to spin it or just plain lie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    So these hundreds of thousands of animals all turned up on the day because god commanded them? Now I know where they got that idea for the Jim Carey movie Bruce almighty :D


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  • Moderators Posts: 52,003 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    J C wrote: »
    What problems?
    • a 500 year old ship builder that spent 100 years building the ark, and subsequently lived to over 900
    • animals 'just appeared' at the ark
    • freshwater pools existing in a global ocean
    • perishable foodstuff didn't rot prior to be stored on the ark.
    • no other ship survived the flood in spite of the builders being the most advanced shipbuilders in the history of mankind (one of them built the ark)
    • who harvested seed of all plant life so they would have plants to reseed around the world.
    • how did the newly planted seeds survive now heavily salted soils? Salt generally being toxic to plants found on land.

    that's just a few off the top of my head.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    koth wrote: »
    • a 500 year old ship builder that spent 100 years building the ark, and subsequently lived to over 900
    • animals 'just appeared' at the ark
    • freshwater pools existing in a global ocean
    • perishable foodstuff didn't rot prior to be stored on the ark.
    • no other ship survived the flood in spite of the builders being the most advanced shipbuilders in the history of mankind (one of them built the ark)
    • who harvested seed of all plant life so they would have plants to reseed around the world.
    • how did the newly planted seeds survive now heavily salted soils? Salt generally being toxic to plants found on land.

    that's just a few off the top of my head.

    And his answer will be *God did it* :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    koth wrote: »
    • a 500 year old ship builder that spent 100 years building the ark, and subsequently lived to over 900
    • animals 'just appeared' at the ark
    • freshwater pools existing in a global ocean
    • perishable foodstuff didn't rot prior to be stored on the ark.
    • no other ship survived the flood in spite of the builders being the most advanced shipbuilders in the history of mankind (one of them built the ark)
    • who harvested seed of all plant life so they would have plants to reseed around the world.
    • how did the newly planted seeds survive now heavily salted soils? Salt generally being toxic to plants found on land.

    that's just a few off the top of my head.

    My top one..................... Where did he keep the woodpeckers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    mikom wrote: »
    My top one..................... Where did he keep the woodpeckers?

    With the termites and woodworm silly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,116 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    My biggest problem is why did an omnipotent god have to flood the entire Earth. Surely if he's omnipotent, he could click his fingers and make everyone except Noah's family disappear, and not have to punish the rest of the animal kingdom too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    My biggest problem is why did an omnipotent god have to flood the entire Earth. Surely if he's omnipotent, he could click his fingers and make everyone except Noah's family disappear, and not have to punish the rest of the animal kingdom too!

    Yeah - why did he have to go on a power trip* like.




    *aka tantrum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Sarky wrote: »
    What a disgusting insult. Koth is nothing like a creationist. For example, he is capable of listening to evidence and changing his mind based on learning new facts. He can also answer the question he was asked without having to be hounded constantly. The complete opposite of the idiocy you espouse, in fact.

    I think you should apologise, J C.
    I only said he was starting to think like a Creation Scientist ... and that wasn't an insult, as there are many eminent scientists in good standing who are Creation Scientists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Yeah - why did he have to go on a power trip* like.

    *aka tantrum.
    ... apparently things had reached the point where evil was so widespread that the thoughts of everyones' hearts were constantly evil ... with the exception of Noah and part of his immediate family ... it was 'hell on Earth' already ... and God did the merciful thing and put them all out of their collective miseries.

    Gen 6:5 The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time.

    Sounds like it was a desperate situation demanding a desperate remedy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    My biggest problem is why did an omnipotent god have to flood the entire Earth. Surely if he's omnipotent, he could click his fingers and make everyone except Noah's family disappear, and not have to punish the rest of the animal kingdom too!
    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Yeah - why did he have to go on a power trip* like.




    *aka tantrum.



    Mod........God.......ZOMG it all makes sense now:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,239 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    J C wrote: »
    I only said he was starting to think like a Creation Scientist ... and that wasn't an insult, as there are many eminent scientists in good standing who are Creation Scientists.

    In good standing with whom?

    A creation scientist has to be, by definition, barking mad and totally inconsistent.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    J C wrote: »
    ... apparently things had reached the point where evil was so widespread that the thoughts of everyones' hearts were constantly evil ... with the exception of Noah and part of his immediate family ... it was 'hell on Earth' already ... and God did the merciful thing and put them all out of their collective miseries.

    Gen 6:5 The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time.

    Sounds like it was a desperate situation demanding a desperate remedy.


    If I was in a desperate situation I would want that **** sorted asap but your "God" decided to take 100 years (giving a whole generation the chance to live it up apparently) and then flood the place slowly. Now I know you will say "oh 100 years is nothing to °"God" but seriously if the world was as ****ed up as you and the bible are claiming then why not (as another poster asked but you conveniently passed over) just make everyone disappear and start again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    J C wrote: »
    ... apparently things had reached the point where evil was so widespread that the thoughts of everyones' hearts were constantly evil ... with the exception of Noah and part of his immediate family ... it was 'hell on Earth' already ... and God did the merciful thing and put them all out of their collective miseries.

    Gen 6:5 The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time.

    Sounds like it was a desperate situation demanding a desperate remedy.

    What did the animals do to deserve being wiped out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What did the animals do to deserve being wiped out?

    Also I would like to know how the unborn and newborn babies had"evil" in their hearts and minds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    The flood may be based on real life events but that would on be the possibility that the med burst into what is now the black sea due to rising ocean/falling land idk, cant fully remember now. Tbh it's really sketchy anyway.

    Biggest issue with JCs stuff is what about all the different races of people, natural selection isnt going to make those evolutions quick enough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    I'd appreciate if JC would provide me with any 'creation scientist' who is in good standing in the scientific community for their creation science.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,370 ✭✭✭pconn062


    This has to be the funniest and maddest thread I've ever read. To think that there are people in the 21st century (who have the vote) who actually believe in the story of Noah, the mind boggles. :eek: Take away the religious aspect of the story and imagine there was someone posting here trying to convince us that that story of Pinocchio was true?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    pconn062 wrote: »
    This has to be the funniest and maddest thread I've ever read. To think that there are people in the 21st century (who have the vote) who actually believe in the story of Noah, the mind boggles. :eek: Take away the religious aspect of the story and imagine there was someone posting here trying to convince us that that story of Pinocchio was true?

    It's not????? :eek:


  • Moderators Posts: 52,003 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    FYI: This is Option Number Twenty-Five. Isn't this being a bit, uh, mean on the hamsters?
    J C wrote: »
    ... apparently things had reached the point where evil was so widespread that the thoughts of everyones' hearts were constantly evil ... with the exception of Noah and part of his immediate family ... it was 'hell on Earth' already ... and God did the merciful thing and put them all out of their collective miseries.

    Gen 6:5 The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time.

    Sounds like it was a desperate situation demanding a desperate remedy.

    That just makes so much harder to take seriously. God isn't happy with how free will is panning out so he drowns all life with the exception of what can be packed onto a boat.

    If someone was to suggest that there was only one family on Earth currently alive that was to be excluded from the impending genocide (which oddly includes all animals and birds), we'd look at that person as if they were insane.

    We wouldn't drag someone who engaged in anti-social behaviour down to the nearest river and drown them. The very notion is abominable, regardless if it's your neighbour or deity carrying out such an action.

    Your deity lacks people skills and finesse.

    now how about tackling some of the questions I posed to you?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    OMG! Spoiler!
    J C wrote: »
    I only said he was starting to think like a Creation Scientist ... and that wasn't an insult, as there are many eminent scientists in good standing who are Creation Scientists.

    I'm pretty sure we've been through this, too. Most of your scientific heroes are serving jail time for tax fraud, or have actually dropped the hilarious lies they were peddling.

    Not to mention most of them got their 'qualifications' in sheds in a desert pretending to be universities, not actually recognised ny any real institute of learning. Y'know. Frauds.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭oldrnwisr


    J C wrote: »
    short on evidence

    Just like all your posts.

    J C wrote: »
    It would only take 18 um or the diameter of the finest Human hair of erosion per year to completely wash Everest into the sea over 500 milllion years.
    ... and yet we see great chunks of the limestone that is on top of Mount Everest being eroded before our very eyes today ... the place is literally 'falling down about its ears'!!!
    http://www.drrgateway.net/sites/default/files/raoi-attachments/Landslide%20Mapping%20of%20the%20Everest%20Region%20Using%20High%20Resolution%20Satellite%20Images%20and%203D%20Visuals.pdf


    No, we see a small degree of glacial erosion at lower elevations but little or no evidence of any erosion at the crest of high elevations.

    Erosion Rates at the crest of the Himalayas: Slow or Fast?


    As I pointed out in my last post, your spurious claim about 18microns being enough to wear away the mountain doesn't account for confounding factors, most importantly uplift.
    J C wrote: »
    Frost and ice are one of the greatest erosion accelerants.

    No. In case nobody explained this to you before JC, physical erosion is actually composed of two processes, weathering and erosion. Weathering is the process by which wind and water (mostly in the form of rain) cause chunks of rock to be broken up and separated from the main body of the mountain. Erosion is the process by which these wear particles are washed away or removed from the vicinity of the mountain. While glaciation contributes to erosion at lower elevations, the layers of snow and ice at higher elevations essentially insulate the mountain from weathering processes such as wind and rain, meaning that there is little to no erosion at the peaks.


    There is a problem with picking apart these minor features of JC's argument that gives it the veneer of a plausible concept. Instead I'm going to stick with the overall narrative to show why the literal interpretation proposed by JC is wrong.

    The first point that JC seems to miss is the scientific method. A good scientific theory is one which explains the most observed facts with the least extraneous assumptions. To that end I am proposing that we analyse two competing hypotheses to consider how they best fit the available evidence. The first hypothesis is JC's literal flood as outlined in Genesis 6-8. We'll gloss over the massive contradictions between 6&7 for now. The competing hypothesis is that Genesis 6-8 are in fact syncretic borrowings of earlier flood myth, specifically the Epic of Ziusudra as documented in both The Epic of Ziusudra and The Epic of Gilgamesh. I intend to show that these Sumerian texts are the original basis for the Noah narrative and that the wild claims presented in Genesis originate in mistranslations of the original Sumerian text.


    Hypothesis 1 - Genesis 6-8 (Literal Interpretation)


    OK, so let's analyse JC's hypothesis first. For those interested, here are the original texts: Genesis 6, Genesis 7, Genesis 8. I am using the New American Standard Bible translation as it is the closest translation to the original Hebrew.

    Problem 1 - Unfounded assumptions


    The first problem with JC's hypothesis is that it requires assumptions not supported by either the source text or any physical evidence in order to make it align with reality.

    "If the surface of the earth was perfectly smooth the entire surface would be completely covered by a continuous layer of seawater 2,686 metres deep or 1.6 miles ... so there is more that enough water on the earth to flood it completely and comprehensively!!!"
    [Source]

    This assumption is needed to explain the otherwise impossible volume of water which suddenly appeared during the flood and somehow mysteriously disappeared after the flood. There is no evidence either in the text, or in the geological record that the Earth was smoother 4000 years ago. Neither is there any physical process by which a smooth Earth could have developed its current topography within the last 4000 years.


    "Marsupials aren't confined to Australia ... and the Australian ones would have migrated over period of hundreds of years to Australia, overland and over the land-bridges that were present following the Flood ...
    "

    There were no land bridges between Australia and the Middle East 4000 years ago. There is no mention of marsupials in the orginal text because of course, the author wouldn't have even been aware of them.


    "There were no 'polar' or 'tropical' animals at that time as the temperature variations were minimal over the Earth at the time before the Flood due to atmospheric 'greenhouse' conditions at the time that increased the temperature at the poles and reduced it at the equator."

    Again, neither polar nor tropical animals were known in the Middle East at the time and hence they are not mentioned. More importantly though, there is no mention in either Genesis or any physical evidence to support the idea that the atmospheric conditions 4000 years ago were as JC describes them.

    "'Dormancy' is a distinct possibility ... as this was a unique and very stressful time."

    One of the problems with the Genesis account is that the number of animals loaded on the ark would have required food for the duration of the voyage (approx. six months). Given some of the animals restricted diets and/or large food intake this creates a problem given the limiting dimensions of the ark. JC's "solution" is to suggest that the animals hibernated. However, dormancy is neither indicated in Genesis nor is it supported by any general or specific biological evidence.


    "The author was being conservative ... the Ark was actually 45 feet high and thus was about six stories high and would therefore have a total floor area of approximately 200,000 square feet ... and 50,000 animals is being exceedingly generous ... some estimates have concluded that 1,000 Kinds (approximately 2,000 animals) would hav been sufficient."

    Now here's an interesting one. As iDave points out in his video, the sheer number of animals required creates a number of problems for the Genesis account. One of JC's solutions is to suggest that Noah took a pair from the crown species of each "created kind" on the ark instead. This would mean for example, that the mating pair from the Cat baramin diversified within 4000 years to create the following list of species:

    Felidae (Cat) Baramin
    Felis
    Chinese Mountain Cat Felis bieti
    Jungle Cat Felis chaus
    Sand Cat Felis margarita
    Black-footed Cat Felis nigripes
    Wild Cat Felis silvestris
    African Wild Cat Felis s. silvestris
    Domestic Cat Felis s. catus
    Otocolobus
    Pallas's Cat Otocolobus manul
    Prionailurus
    Leopard Cat Prionailurus bengalensis
    Iriomote Cat Prionailurus iriomotensis
    Flat-headed Cat Prionailurus planiceps
    Rusty-spotted Cat Prionailurus rubiginosus
    Fishing Cat Prionailurus viverrinus
    Acinonyx
    Cheetah Acinonyx jubatus
    Puma
    Cougar Puma concolor
    Jaguarundi Puma yagouaroundi
    Lynx
    Canadian Lynx Lynx canadensis
    Eurasian Lynx Lynx lynx
    Iberian Lynx Lynx pardinus
    Bobcat Lynx rufus
    Leopardus
    Pantanal Cat Leopardus braccatus
    Colocolo Leopardus colocolo
    Geoffroy's Cat Leopardus geoffroyi
    Kodkod Leopardus guigna
    Andean Mountain Cat Leopardus jacobitus
    Pampas Cat Leopardus pajeros
    Ocelot Leopardus pardalis
    Oncilla Leopardus tigrinus
    Margay Leopardus wiedii
    Leptailurus
    Serval Leptailurus serval
    Caracal
    Caracal Caracal caracal
    Profelis
    African Golden Cat Profelis aurata
    Catopuma
    Bay Cat Catopuma badia
    Asian Golden Cat Catopuma temminckii
    Pardofelis
    Marbled Cat Pardofelis marmorata
    Neofelis
    Clouded Leopard Neofelis nebulosa
    Bornean Clouded Leopard Neofelis diardi
    Panthera
    Lion Panthera leo
    Jaguar Panthera onca
    Leopard Panthera pardus
    Tiger Panthera tigris
    Uncia
    Snow Leopard Uncia uncia

    This would require some kind of hyper-caffeinated mega evolution that is simply beyond the bounds of possiblity.

    Problem 2 - Unanswered questions


    Arguably, the bigger problem with a literal reading of the Genesis account is the amount of unanswered questions it leaves behind. There is just so much that the narrative doesn't address that this alone makes it a bad explanation.

    Where did all the water go?

    Even if we are to believe the subterranean water theory (fountains of the deep) then it still leaves the question of how the increased volume of water returned to the level we have now. It should also be noted at this point that the only source for the increased water is the fountains of the deep. Rainfall cannot increase the global water level. Local yes, global no.

    How did the plants survive?

    One of the conspicuous absences from the narratives in Genesis 6&7 is the failure of God to direct Noah to save any plant species. The only references to any plants are the food which Noah brings on the ark and the olive leaf brought back by the dove after the flood. However, the problem here is that the flood rose to cover even the tops of the mountains and remained this way for a number of months. Sunlight as we know is necessary for plant growth, but sunlight doesn't penetrate water that well. In the ocean, the sunlight or euphotic zone extends from the surface to a depth of about 200m. From there to about 1000m is the dysphotic or twilight zone. Below 1000m is the aphotic or midnight zone where no light penetrates. Given JC's supposition of 2686m as the flood level, every plant on the land would have been dead in a very short space of time.


    How did second and lower tier species survive post flood?

    Apart from top predators, there are a lot of species which usually end up in the jaws of a predator at some point. In most cases, these predators will not eat carrion if they have live prey to feed on. So how did Noah prevent, for example, the two lions eating the two zebras.

    Finally, there are a couple more technically-oriented questions which you didn't bother to answer the last time we had this conversation JC. Perhaps you might like to do it now.

    • Where did all the organic material (e.g. chalk, coal) in the fossil record come from?
    • How was the heat from metamorphic events like limestone formation dissipated?
    • Why are there no modern plants, or, for that matter, human artifacts or other fossils found deep in the geologic column?
    • Why do smaller organisms dominate the lower strata instead of having floated to the upper strata if the flood were true?
    • Why is the ecological information consistent within but not between layers in the fossil record?
    • How could varves have been formed so quickly?
    • Why do marine fossils vastly outnumber land animals in the fossil record?

    Hypothesis 2 - Syncretic borrowing of Sumerian flood myth


    Now we shall analyse the Genesis narratives to see if a borrowing of Sumerian myth can better explain the issues with the Genesis account.

    Issue 1 - Noah's age


    The first thing that stands out in the Genesis account is Noah's advanced age outlined in Genesis 5. He has children when he is 500 years old, takes 100 years or so to build the ark and get ready, and finally dies at 950. However, long ages don't seem to be a problem in this era. Methuselah, after all lives to be 969. However, it is completely incongruent with our current understanding of biology. So how do we resolve it?
    Firstly, when we look at the Genesis 5 account, we see that it is laid out in an odd pattern. For each character mentioned, their life is marked by two events, when their son is born and how long they lived after that. So for example:

    Adam - Son at 230, lives another 800 years
    Methuselah - Son at 167, lives another 782 years
    Noah - Son at 500, lives another 450 years

    This seems like a long time to leave it before having children. However, when we look at their ages at the time of first child and compare it to their lifespan we start to see a pattern. Before I get to that I should point out that there is a discrepancy between the ages in the Masoretic text and the Septuagint as outlined here.

    Genealogies of Genesis


    Anyway, when we look at the age ranges using the Septuagint numbers we see that predominantly they turn out to be between 4 and 6 (calculated as age at death divided by age at first birth). This isn't hugely surprising given either the culture of the time or even today. This would mean a person aged 18 at first sins birth dying at 72. Given that these men were having children roughly in the same portion of their lives as men do today, the long ages might suggest a translation error. It should also be pointed out that the men in the Genesis list were even correcting for the translation error, long lived but this too is easily explained.

    Of course, this is in fact what we find. We need to consider that the language of the time and region was a mix of semi-modern alphabets and ideographic alphabets. Therefore translation errors were common. In Noah's case, the origin of the genealogy in Genesis 5 is the list of Kings in Sumerian myth. The only problem is that the copyist who authored Genesis got the Sumerian number system wrong.

    There were a number of number systems in use in Sumer at the peak of its society. However, the one we are interested in is the SHE-GUR-MAH number system used in Shurappak where Ziusudra ruled. As this number system was translated into sexegesimal and cuneiform and finally decimals, the numbers became mistranslated such that 48 in the original system became 600 in the decimal system.

    Ancient Mespotamian units of meaurement


    Analysis of the numbers in Genesis 5



    Issue 2 - Translation issues


    In this section I hope to show that a) the Noah story is borrowed from the story of Ziusudra by demonstrating parallels in the texts and that b) the extraordinary features of the Noah story are caused by deliberately or accidently altering the source text.
    Parallels


    "Like the apsu you shall roof it" Gilgamesh XI,31
    "Make a roof for the ark" Genesis 6:16

    "pitch I poured into the inside" Gilgamesh XI,66
    "cover it inside and out with pitch" Genesis 6:14

    "into the ship all my family and relatives" Gilgamesh XI,84
    "Go into the ark, you and all your household" Genesis 7:1

    "I entered the ship and closed the door" Gilgamesh XI,93
    "And they that entered...and the Lord shut him in" Genesis 7:16

    "All mankind was turned to clay" Gilgamesh XI,133
    "And all flesh died...and every man" Genesis 7:21

    "I opened the window" Gilgamesh XI,135
    "Noah opened the window of the ark" Genesis 8:6

    "On Mount Nisir the boat grounded" Gilgamesh XI,140
    "the ark came to rest upon the mountains" Genesis 8:4

    "The dove went out and returned" Gilgamesh XI,147
    "sent forth the dove and the dove came back to him" Genesis 8:10-11

    "When a seventh day arrived" Gilgamesh XI,145
    "He waited another seven days" Genesis 8:10

    "I sent forth a raven" Gilgamesh XI,152
    "Noah... sent forth a raven" Genesis 8:7


    Resolved questions


    Did Noah really bring two of every animal on the Ark?

    No, of course not. The epic of Gilgamesh makes no such claim. Instead the rather mundane line is:

    "All the living beings that I had I loaded on it,"

    Ziusudra didn't take every animal, just those he owned.


    Did the water really rise over the mountains?

    Again, no. The area which was once Sumer, particularly around Ziusudra's kingdom of Shurappak:

    ur-and-shuruppak.jpg

    is an area which is quite flat. The closest there would have been to a mountain would have been over 100 miles away. So from Ziusudra's point of view a flood that rose up 15 cubits would have easily covered everything in sight.

    Epic of Gilgamesh


    Epic of Ziusudra



    In conclusion, there is no basis for a literal reading of Genesis and every reason to suspect that the tale is borrowed from earlier myths with the seemingly extraordinary details being the result of translation mistakes. There's no miracle here.


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