Humans do NOT come from Earth

HansHolzel

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Nostradamus spelt it "Hister". And was from Earth.:pac:

Cut N. some slack, for (1) not having Google, and (2) not having channels like this one

https://www.google.ie/search?q=hitler+channel&rlz=1C2RNBN_enIE434&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=bpSGUpGDNOGp7AbljoHACg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=914#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=Z9-9UgKtTxeWNM%3A%3BOkWrnBhfZRTtkM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi583.photobucket.com%252Falbums%252Fss276%252FJJacopo%252F13.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.cracked.com%252Ffunny-98-2012%252F%3B395%3B348

BillyMitchel

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

Don't know about hands but your face certainly is!

Everyday people link to the Daily Hate, do people actually believe the crap they put in that shît?!

Paper should be outlawed and anyone found reading it shall get their willy or nipples chopped off by a rusty blade from 1897.

Never understood why someone as far left as J. Higgins would write in it.

On the bright side of life - I'm an alien!!

Fox_In_Socks

HansHolzel wrote: »

Cut N. some slack, for (1) not having Google, and (2) not having channels like this one

You're still using google? Jeez, is it 2012 or something.


Looking into a pail of water balanced on a tripod is where's at, where've you been?:pac:

HansHolzel

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Never understood why someone as far left as J. Higgins would write in it.

It's just like Fr Brian D'Arcy writing in the Sunday World.

Faith in the media age ;-)

Richard Hillman

It is quite likely that life originated on Earth from frozen bacteria from an asteroid or comet.

SilverScreen

I got as far as a Daily Mail link and stopped reading.

BillyMitchel

Richard Hillman wrote: »

It is quite likely that life originated on Earth from frozen bacteria from an asteroid or comet.

Stop being so sensible Richard. Being an alien is much more fun.

Burky126

I'll just leave this here.Regardless of what you think,this is a crazy theory.

.jacksparrow.

Didn't our dna arrive here on space rocks and comet dust anyway?

HansHolzel

SilverScreen wrote: »

I got as far as a Daily Mail link and stopped reading.

from The Queen is Dead (1986)

....I said Charles, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?

seanie_c

The Earth and the Universe were created from a Big Bang apparently.
Sounds more plausible to me everything was created randomly.

One day, there was this explosion ...somewhere, let's not worry about how and why that explosion occurred because then we couldn't dismiss other ideas of how everything was created.

Out of this random explosion came earth and humans throwing a massive garbage party in honour of ...randomness.

Bcoz, if we really were some kind of genetic experiment by a higher civilization, my fragile mind would be unable to deal with it.

Pat Mustard

Ancient Assonauts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUl3TSoUABs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giTyjHL7oM

magick

Did he say Xenu put us here?

HansHolzel

Ali G discusses the big bang, small measurements and the concept of infinity in his interview with Professor Heinz Wolff.

AG: So what is the big bang?

HW: Right, well, what happened in the beginning, there was a gigantic flash of energy...

AG: Aye...

HW: ... and some of the energy was turned into matter, and this matter, in the first few millionths of a second, um, shot out all over the place.

AG: And was it like a really loud, rocking bass?

HW: Nobody heard it, because nobody was around. But it must have been a pretty fantastic, um, event.

AG: Was it really really loud?

HW: No. It wouldn't have been audible at all, because sound travels through air and there wouldn't have been any air. I mean with all respect again it isn't a question of...

AG: But if it happened now, and there was air, would it be really, really loud? Would it be like the loudest, mega-bass car stereo, or louder?

HW: I think the size of the reaction, which provided all of the matter for the universe, is of a totally unimaginable size.

AG: So would it be louder than all the stereos in the world, in America and in England put together?

HW: Yes.. by billions and billions and billions and billions of times.

AG: All the stereos in the world, and in the universe, and in America and England, and alien stereos and whatever..

HW: The actual event would be, um, thousands and millions, and thousands of billions of billions of hydrogen bombs all going off at once.

AG: So it's louder than drum and bass? What is the smallest thing in the universe?

HW: The smallest thing in the universe... are I think some of the elementary particles that make up an atom.

AG: How small is they?

HW: Well, how small... I mean how, you mean in linear, in sort of..

AG: Yeah, in centimetres.

HW: Um, ten thousand millionths of a millimetre.

AG: Is it smaller than a sand? Is it smaller than a salt?

HW: Yeah, much smaller.

AG: Sand is smaller than a salt.

HW: No, not necessarily, no. I mean you can get sand grains...

AG: But salt is the smallest thing... known to man. Your hair.. Flour! Flour is smaller, is the smallest thing. I got muddled up.

HW: No they are much much tinier than, than that.

AG: What does infinity mean?

HW: Infinity means, that if you were travelling, whether it's Concorde or sitting on a beam of light, you'd never come to the end.

AG: Is it a number?

HW: No.

AG: Is it more or less than a million million million million million million million million million million?

HW: More. Because you can always add 1 on to the end.

AG: OK, I add a million on the end. Million million million million million million million million million million million.

HW: There is no end, there is no end, by definition...

AG: Even if I carry on saying that all day? What happens if I use "zillion"?

HW: It'll have no effect..

AG: Quillion?

HW: No effect..

AG: There isn't anything bigger than a quillion.

HW: The principle is, that whatever number you try to think of, no matter how big it is, I could always come along and say "I've got a number which is 1 bigger"...

AG: And that number is... infinity?

HW: No.

seanie_c

Shams wrote: »

Did he say Xenu put us here?

It was a massive explosion and ...everything magically spawned from this explosion into life as we know it...completely random.

There is no rational explanation except the Big Bang...it makes so much sense to me now. As a child, the theory seemed implausible but I came to accept this theory as I reached maturity. Because after all, everything is just random, isn't it?

Alien nonsense, it's the Big Bang, man.

jadun

When I see boobies my mickey points towards space. Its like it wants to go home to our proper planet. Go home your drunk.

Jonny Blaze

CJC999 wrote: »

If the article is correct and I firmly believe it is then I want to go home...wherever that may be.

Ask E.T for a lend of his phone.

theblaqueguy

I feel like an alien sometimes because of
The way people be staring at me!