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  • 15-11-2013 1:31pm
    #1
    Interslice
    Registered Users Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭


    SAINSBURY'S CAR PARK SCAM (BEWARE)


    Mon September 16th, 2013 5:00 pm. Sainsbury car park scam. Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.

    Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends! Here's how the scam works:

    Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their large breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

    On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked and start touching each other's girly bits! Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and grinding herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

    I had my wallet stolen on August 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on September 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.

    So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.





    P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look better!!


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    #2
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Eh, we don't have Sainsburys down here?


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    bucketybuck
    Registered Users Posts: 18,446 ✭✭✭✭bucketybuck


    This joke is older than my car.


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    #4
    Interslice
    Registered Users Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭Interslice


    Stheno wrote: »
    Eh, we don't have Sainsburys down here?

    Could happen in any shopping centre :(


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    yop
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,723 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    Class, haven't heard that in at least 15 years ;)

    +1 though for Funny Friday :D


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    #6
    One shot on kill
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭One shot on kill


    Just picked up a box of wallets in lidl. I've been outside tesco for the last 3hrs.
    Shopping in shopping out shopping in shopping out.

    Am I putting the bags in and out of the boot right or what.


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    OldmanMondeo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭OldmanMondeo


    bucketybuck wrote: »
    This joke is older than my car.

    You could be driving a 132 reg for all we know....


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