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Well Dressed Rooster!!!

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  • 18-11-2013 12:35am
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    coldfire1x
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    A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

    He asks, "What on earth is that all about?"

    The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."

    "Okay, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"

    The farmer replied, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other."

    One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she called Little Johnny to recite in class.

    "Little Johnny, answer this math question," she said. "If you have 500 dollars and you gave 100 dollars to Susie and gave 100 dollars to Jeannie and gave 100 dollars to Mary Ann, what do you have ?"

    "An orgy," answered Little Johnny


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    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,222 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    coldfire1x wrote: »
    A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

    He asks, "What on earth is that all about?"

    The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."

    "Okay, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"

    The farmer replied, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBBJ53Ih-nQ
    :D


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