Jizzler's 2.013 X 10^3 Chat Thread

wnolan1992

So yeah, it's that time of year again when the great and the not so great of C&H are rewarded for whiling away their lives on the internet.

All chat goes here.

After a lengthy consultation process, the following dates have been suggested:

Nominations Open: Monday 9th
Nominations Close: Sunday 15th
Voting Opens: Monday 16th
Voting Closes: Sunday 22nd
Ceremony: Friday 27th

These just a rough guide, I'd say nominations might be left open for a bit longer, we'll see how we go.

If anyone wants to suggest alternate dates go ahead.



So yeah, admin out of the way, anyone wanna host this thing? :P

iamanengine

Oohhhhhh my 1st Jizzlers I am very excite!

wnolan1992

Here's the list of awards from last year:

- Best Poster
- Best Thread
- Funniest poster
- Best Taste in Music
- Best Mod
- Second Best Beard Award
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H
- Should be a couple?
- Nerdiest poster
- Best newcomer
- Best playpen intro
- Best playpen answers
- Most creative poster
- Most likely to be president one day
- Best Jumpguy
- Most inspirational poster


I think the two playpen ones might be a bit redundant this year... :P

Any changes anyone wants to make?

SarahBeep!

I know we renamed best beard last year but how about renaming the lifetime achievement award in honour of Pygmalion?

LoonyLovegood

I like that idea. We should honour him.

wnolan1992

Oh, I assumed we were making the beard award the memorial award (keeping it as the Second Best Beard in Honour of Pygmalion Award).

But yeah, if people want to go with the Lifetime one then cool.

Insect Overlord

Has to be done. The place hasn't been the same without him!

LoonyLovegood

All in favour of changing the lifetime award? AYE! And the ayes have it. The Pygmalion Lifetime Achievement Award.

soccymonster

whos hosting?

was reading over the old jizzler threads a while back, they're honestly some of the funniest things i've ever read. good times.

wnolan1992

soccymonster wrote: »

whos hosting?

was reading over the old jizzler threads a while back, they're honestly some of the funniest things i've ever read. good times.

You are.



:P

soccymonster

wnolan1992 wrote: »

You are.



:P

i co-hosted back in the day.
my bit is done :P

LoonyLovegood

Yeah, but have you ever solo-hosted? No? Then you're up!

Palytoxin

I assume if there was only one nomination for an award there'll still be an award and presentation and photos and red carpet for it? QoL deserves it for the hard work she puts in

wnolan1992

Palytoxin wrote: »

I assume if there was only one nomination for an award there'll still be an award and presentation and photos and red carpet for it? QoL deserves it for the hard work she puts in

You should host the thing and you can give out whatever awards you want...


:pac:

Palytoxin

What date would it be on? I'd say Iamanengine will do it, he's the clear-cut choice imo, if he can sober up in the meantime..

iamanengine

Palytoxin wrote: »

What date would it be on? I'd say Iamanengine will do it, he's the clear-cut choice imo, if he can sober up in the meantime..

Good lord, how am I in anyway a suitable choice? :pac:

Palytoxin

iamanengine wrote: »

Good lord, how am I in anyway a suitable choice? :pac:

You can type coherently and are clearly not busy... I've made the executive decision on behalf of C&H that you're the only man "4dajob". Congratulations. Do us proud.

iamanengine

Palytoxin wrote: »

You can type coherently and are clearly not busy... I've made the executive decision on behalf of C&H that you're the only man "4dajob". Congratulations. Do us proud.

Clearly not busy? I am insulted. I'm just finished exams I'll have you know!
When is it?

Palytoxin

iamanengine wrote: »

Clearly not busy? I am insulted. I'm just finished exams I'll have you know!
When is it?

So you're not busy

Whenever you want! (Imagine me as Denzel in Training Day, I'm going to mastermind your performance, you being Jake, then at the last minute you're going to turn it around and do it twice as well without my help :cool:)

iamanengine

In all seriousness I must decline, I would be a thoroughly un-enjoyable host.

AtomicKoala

Palytoxin wrote: »

I assume if there was only one nomination for an award there'll still be an award and presentation and photos and red carpet for it? QoL deserves it for the hard work she puts in

All those carbs and squats, and sure she's always on about researching new techniques.

Palytoxin

iamanengine wrote: »

In all seriousness I must decline, I would be a thoroughly un-enjoyable host.

Ah sure we've nobody else?

iamanengine

Palytoxin wrote: »

Ah sure we've nobody else?

We have you... and the other bunch of people who post here :P

Screaminmidget

Who are these people??

AtomicKoala

Screaminmidget wrote: »

Who are these people??

Blow ins.

Insect Overlord

They are the future!

LoonyLovegood

I'm calling one of my now usual Jizzler's votes to decide something. All in favour of iamanengine hosting, thank this post!

iamanengine

Guys, pls. I doubt most even know me here!

wnolan1992

iamanengine wrote: »

Guys, pls. I doubt most even know me here!

Oh, I see how it is. You were all happy out to take be in the limelight when you got a thread named after you, but now you want to play the shy guy?

THAT WON'T FLY MAN! :P

iamanengine

But...I don't have enough funny in me to make a good host

I'm declining for the good of C&H DAMMIT!

Squidgy Black

So when do I get my awards?

And it's an all-inclusive night out as a prize, prostitutes and everything yeah?

LoonyLovegood

Lads, you've no idea how disappointing it is to know I'll know the winners before the ceremony. ALL THE SURPRISE IS GONE.

wnolan1992

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Lads, you've no idea how disappointing it is to know I'll know the winners before the ceremony. ALL THE SURPRISE IS GONE.

Here's what we'll do so. I'll totally ignore the real results when I'm sending them to the host (*cough* iamanengine *cough*) and send the ones I want. That way it'll still be a surprise to you. :P

LoonyLovegood

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Here's what we'll do so. I'll totally ignore the real results when I'm sending them to the host (*cough* iamanengine *cough*) and send the ones I want. That way it'll still be a surprise to you. :P

wnolan for everything, then?

wnolan1992

CTYIgirl wrote: »

wnolan for everything, then?

S'the only way I'll ever win anything. :P

Screaminmidget

iamanengine wrote: »

Guys, pls. I doubt most even know me here!

You're Right.

Best of luck with the screening process.

iamanengine

This is my 1st Jizzlers I'm pretty sure that disqualifies me from hosting

Squidgy Black

When's the voting closing?

wnolan1992

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

When's the voting closing?

It's looking like the 26th. Then the ceremony on the 27th.

Although, how would people feel about having the ceremony on the Sunday (29th)? Would people be around or going out or what? If it was on the 29th, voting would close on 27th and that'd give a day to do the signatures and stuff.

LoonyLovegood

Personally, the 29th would be better. I'll be in the internetless wilds of Louth the 27th/28th

wnolan1992

Cool, Sunday it is then.


I'll be closing the polls either tonight or tomorrow morning when I get up, so get your final votes in now or forever hold your peace.

MauraTheThird

Damn, only saw this now because I was trying to figure out where all the fun was around here!

Disappointment. I'll have to save my Bulmers for Sunday :P

Jhcx

I planned to be out sunday but i will use my android and celebrate regardless.

wnolan1992

Voting's now closed.

Squidgy Black

Give me my awards already.

wnolan1992

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Give me my awards already.

Who knows... maybe Reventon will win the Playpen ones... :P

Squidgy Black

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Who knows... maybe Reventon will win the Playpen ones... :P

:rolleyes:

wnolan1992

Ceremony will be kicking off tonight at 9pm. We've lined up not one, but TWO celebrity hosts for the evening. It promises to be a truly fabulous occasion not to be missed!

iamanengine

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Ceremony will be kicking off tonight at 9pm. We've lined up not one, but TWO celebrity hosts for the evening. It promises to be a truly fabulous occasion not to be missed!

BULL****, I should have been host!!!




:P

wnolan1992

iamanengine wrote: »

BULL****, I should have been host!!!



:P

One of them's you... put on your suit!

:P

iamanengine

wnolan1992 wrote: »

One of them's you... put on your suit!

:P

Oh dear...I, um...have to go to the....*runs*