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Name my New Dog Please

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  • #52
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,733 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Willie as in Will-Ley Geddit heh heh heh heh :pac::pac:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #53
    CFlat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭CFlat


    Joe(Cocker).


  • #54
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,055 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Mine is called Locksmith.
    If you kick his arse he makes a bolt for the door.


  • #55
    lucky333
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭lucky333


    Well that took alot of brains.....
    Changing the title that is..


  • #56
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Touche, OP, touche


  • #57
    legrand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 683 ✭✭✭legrand


    Fcuker


  • #58
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    cantdecide wrote: »
    The guard dog in my local motorbike breaker is called Sprocket which I think is a brilliant name.

    That was the name of the dog in fraggle rock who lived in the lighthouse. I loved him.


  • #59
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    lucky333 wrote: »
    Well that took alot of brains.....
    Changing the title that is..

    Unfortunately i didn't do it though...:confused:


  • #60
    Magnetics
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭Magnetics


    Pope John Paws


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  • #61
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,733 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    So what happens when you're making introductions, do you introduce your boyfriend's penis.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #62
    Freddie Dodge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Freddie Dodge


    Tacker, so you'll have a workmate...


  • #63
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon.


  • #64
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Dog.


  • #65
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Tiny.


  • #66
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Django, the D is silent

    Kunta Kinte

    Nigga Dick

    Black Balls

    Fiddy

    P Doggy


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  • #67
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Pope bulbus the bellend.


  • #68
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    :D
    I had a feeling Super Rush was on duty!


  • #69
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'Pick me a new username', 'Name my new dog', 'Name my BF's Penis'..

    People are getting real lazy.


















    Somebody click 'Submit Reply'..


  • #70
    The Pheasant2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    Mike Tyson

    (cuz he breaks jaws)


  • #71
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Aineoil wrote: »
    Well in Irish.... Spark Plug is Spréachphocóid

    How about the name Spréach .....it means spark

    This i like


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  • #72
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,469 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Fidelio


  • #73
    lau1247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭lau1247


    how about 'knobby'??

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • #74
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Chucken wrote: »
    :D
    I had a feeling Super Rush was on duty!

    That's it blame the Carlow guy.


  • #75
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Was the title on this changed or do I need a lie down?


  • #76
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Was the title on this changed or do I need a lie down?

    Em, sure, lie down beside this :p


  • #77
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Em, sure, lie down beside this :p

    You were always a sick puppy.


  • #78
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    You were always a sick puppy.


    Ah here, it's cold in here.

    Bluely, call him Bluely.


  • #79
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Given the new thread title, I change my suggestion to Spot. Because that's what it is hard to do.


  • #80
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Huey Bluey.


  • #81
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Just asked my kinky Norwegian friend, the respince is as follows:

    "Hindenburg - it'll crash and burn. But it's massive...."

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #82
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    How about Hammertime? It works on both counts - if you dog runs away or if you're trying to seduce your missus when she's not interested, then either could say "Stop, Hammetime!".


  • #83
    Richard tea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭Richard tea


    Prick.face


  • #84
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    Pussy


  • #85
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    After Hours Mods: going on the lash once a year and and then editing posts for the craic since 2005


  • #86
    geckotime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭geckotime


    Bam!


  • #87
    dipdip
    Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭dipdip


    Pasta Batman


  • #88
    Vicxas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,449 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    Return of the Jedi.

    Good, but not as good as the last one.


  • #89
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Um boogie




    "get down um boogie!"


  • #90
    genuine leather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 370 ✭✭genuine leather


    A black and white cocker spaniel strayed into our homeplace many moons ago.
    A livewire, but brilliant natured dog, we named him Stimpy....yep, ren and stimpy:D


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  • #91
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Cujo


  • #92
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    genuine leather wrote: »
    A black and white cocker spaniel strayed into our homeplace many moons ago.
    A livewire, but brilliant natured dog, we named him Stimpy....yep, ren and stimpy:D

    Stumpy.


  • #93
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Cilit Bang.


  • #94
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    genuine leather wrote: »
    A black and white cocker spaniel strayed into our homeplace many moons ago.
    A livewire, but brilliant natured dog, we named him Stimpy....yep, ren and stimpy:D

    "Name m boyfriend's penis" -- "genuine leather"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #95
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Beginning to think there may have been hallucinogenics in my soup there coz a minute ago the name on this thread was "Help me name my new Boyfriend's penis, please"


  • #96
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    NOTE TO MODS:

    Quit ****ing around with the thread title - are we naming a cocker spaniel or a penis....?

    Calling it Muttley will suffice for both.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #97
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Choosey


  • #98
    shamrock55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,233 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    What about FENTON!!!


  • #99
    FatRat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭FatRat


    "Name my new dog please"

    Please is a funny name for a dog and I can't name him. It's your f*ckin dog.. you name him please.


  • #100
    Feathers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Feathers


    flas wrote: »
    call him stay,then when you are calling him you will look insane in the park!


    "stay,come here stay"

    Looking insane in the park names are the best. Other options would be "Silence" or "Hey you!"


  • #101
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    shamrock55 wrote: »
    What about FENTON!!!

    oooh, a couchsurfer ....! ;)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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