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hucklebuck

SRFC wrote: »

We are an absolute joke of a country I've seen it all now,that air rage court case for drunkeness on the aeroplane held in a PUB,thought this was some kind of joke an absolute joke of a country hope she gets away with it.

You forgot to say the pub was cordoned off with chicken wire, FFS its like Far and Away over here!

Hulk Hands

SRFC wrote: »

Who was it offering me the bet on moyes to be sacked :pac: they're an absolute joke of a time he's doing well to ruin a championship winning team.

It was me. Moyes to be sacked by xmas, even money. You wimped out using the pathetic line ' I wouldn't want to take your money'. Offer's still on the table

sting60

14/1 for World Cup to be staged in July as promised is handy money.

SRFC

Hulk Hands wrote: »

It was me. Moyes to be sacked by xmas, even money. You wimped out using the pathetic line ' I wouldn't want to take your money'. Offer's still on the table

It was tongue in cheek you eijit :rolleyes: If I wanted a bet id get about 16 or 20/1 on it in the bookies ffs.

kiers47

Colonel Sanders wrote: »

Worth a read:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/monteburke/2011/05/12/revisiting-the-greatest-sports-deal-of-all-time/

Ya i heard about this before a couple of years back. It was a pretty bizarre deal to make, at the time i guess they were probably laughing at them.
Must have a read of the full article later just read the first paragraph.

Cheers for the link.

kiers47

Yaya Toure needed help getting off the pitch when apparently twisting his ankle. Walks it off on the side line and comes back on within a couple of minutes. Then he goes and scores. What a boss!!!!

kiers47

He is without doubt(IMO) the best all round player in the premiership.

SRFC

He is as likely to go missing in a match as he is to score a long range free kick dont like him when hes good hes good but can blow hot and cold.

Colonel Sanders

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UrbanSea

I've an idea where you saw that colonel :pac: :pac: :pac:

Colonel Sanders

Snatch on 3e

Go on Doug The Head's twin daughters.

Luap

Messi is back I see.

sting60

Aiden McGeady has signed for Everton.

SRFC

Stuart pearce suppposed to get the west brom job 20/1 gonna throw a score on it.

jimjamcos

SRFC wrote: »

Stuart pearce suppposed to get the west brom job 20/1 gonna throw a score on it.

Who in their right mind would give that man a job? He's beyond awful!

SRFC

jimjamcos wrote: »

Who in their right mind would give that man a job? He's beyond awful!

Some other lad is 1.01 on betfair so the west brom board agreed with you :pac:



Ron hattrick tonight for madrid.

jimjamcos

Hope you saved that score SFRC... Pepe Mel just announced as West Brom manager.

ft9

Do I want an iphone 5, 5c or 5s? Anybody have either?
Please save the whinging, Android lovers.

UrbanSea

What's wrong with your current one they're all the same

SRFC

I have an basic 25 euro blokia for calls and texts and a 4s for the app and stuff couldnt use one as my main phone battery is rank.

ft9

UrbanSea wrote: »

What's wrong with your current one they're all the same

She's not too well of late, think it's going a little senile.

UrbanSea

The battery on mine is going seriously down hill think too many birds are texting me

UrbanSea

Quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thEQlaqhHeY

naughto

UrbanSea wrote: »

The battery on mine is going seriously down hill think too many birds are texting me

Or one fat bird with fat fingers

Colonel Sanders

If I ever stop liking The Inbetweeners its time to give up

BumperD

SRFC wrote: »

Stuart pearce suppposed to get the west brom job 20/1 gonna throw a score on it.

Spaniard pepe Mel got it

ste2010

UrbanSea wrote: »

Quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thEQlaqhHeY

As much my liking of kanye west has wilted since the glory days of his first album to being transformed into the biggest d*ckhead on
Planet earth, that tune is going to be a hit. Deadly
Wow...I now realise this tune is on
His album from 2010

UrbanSea

Had a funny number ringing me there didn't answer googled it it was Boyle sports

NaiveMelodies

UrbanSea wrote: »

Had a funny number ringing me there didn't answer googled it it was Boyle sports

The F*ckers. KYC call??

Bet365 rang me years ago for a verification call, phone was in the kitchen and the old man picked up... it just never sounds good when the bookies are ringing you...

hucklebuck

UrbanSea wrote: »

Had a funny number ringing me there didn't answer googled it it was Boyle sports

They want their free bet back after you cleaned them out!

UrbanSea

I wish, did use my free bet on him though

SRFC

I'd advise anybody to watch leonardo de caprios new film the wolf of wall street based on a true story another classic scorsese film.

UrbanSea

Went to the new Hobbit last night good show if a bit long

carpothepunk

Saw Wolf of Wall Street myself, seriously great flick. Di Caprio is unbelievable.

Secret Life of Walter Mitty also worth a watch.

naughto

SRFC wrote: »

I'd advise anybody to watch leonardo de caprios new film the wolf of wall street based on a true story another classic scorsese film.

I have it downloaded if its as good as the book it I'll be some film.your man was is a but job,wife is a serious bit of ass.
See gravity last night savage film

SRFC

Was expecting a good match from Barca and Athletico tonight pure dirt messi is an awful waster Ron he is not.

jimjamcos

SRFC wrote: »

Was expecting a good match from Barca and Athletico tonight pure dirt messi is an awful waster Ron he is not.

Good one man, lol.

SRFC

jimjamcos wrote: »

Good one man, lol.

Backed them in running :pac: he missed an absolute sitter of a header ronaldo would've power it home

jimjamcos

SRFC wrote: »

Backed them in running :pac: he missed an absolute sitter of a header ronaldo would've power it home

I backed him 6/4 anytime scorer special with paddy power earlier. Pricks clearly knew he wouldn't be starting but couldn't resist that price. Was it a very bad miss? He's still a hero!

SRFC

jimjamcos wrote: »

I backed him 6/4 anytime scorer special with paddy power earlier. Pricks clearly knew he wouldn't be starting but couldn't resist that price. Was it a very bad miss? He's still a hero!

Free header in front of the goal only had to put it either side of the keeper on target and it was a goal,wide!

He missed another chance then keeper got down to save it,2nd half barca were all over them all this dilly dallying passing gets them no where,I backed psg earlier in running at even money and just put the lot on barca 2s in running :mad:

Colonel Sanders

carpothepunk wrote: »

Saw Wolf of Wall Street myself, seriously great flick. Di Caprio is unbelievable

Saw it last night, really enjoyed it

I'm guessing the arty critic type might not enjoy it but I thought it was 3 hours solid entertainment

carpothepunk

Colonel Sanders wrote: »

Saw it last night, really enjoyed it

I'm guessing the arty critic type might not enjoy it but I thought it was 3 hours solid entertainment

Really didn't feel the three hours at all. Loved it. Lovely bum on his wife as well.

UrbanSea

Such a joke Ladbrokes are, supposedly the biggest bookies in the UK I open an account try to have 100 on a horse tomorrow at 9/2 and they will let me have 60 ffs

Lyaiera

Is the racing posts mobile/tablet app severely lacking in functionality, is it hidden or do you have to pay to have it as useful as the website?

BumperD

Lyaiera wrote: »

Is the racing posts mobile/tablet app severely lacking in functionality, is it hidden or do you have to pay to have it as useful as the website?

I tried to download the app and all I get is a message from William hill trying to force me to open an account so I gave up

bit of a bogey

I like the irishracing.com app. At least you can click into individual horses to see the form.

UrbanSea

UrbanSea wrote: »

Such a joke Ladbrokes are, supposedly the biggest bookies in the UK I open an account try to have 100 on a horse tomorrow at 9/2 and they will let me have 60 ffs

LOL

Thats a joke alright! I used to have to use Ladbrookes (was beside work) and always found they had the worst prices and specials etc anyway.

Bang them off an email and close the account.





PS What horse are you sticking a ton on BTW????

UrbanSea

Prince of Burma

Colonel Sanders

UrbanSea wrote: »

Such a joke Ladbrokes are, supposedly the biggest bookies in the UK I open an account try to have 100 on a horse tomorrow at 9/2 and they will let me have 60 ffs

Reading online they simply appear not to want to lay horses at early prices, they're either shortest on absolutely everything or will only lay buttons

Mugs betting show prices/SP BAGs and cartoon sports appears to be their MO recently

Colonel Sanders

Anyone ever use Flubit?