The Official Off Topic Thread

BumperD

Simon crisford to join the training ranks according to rp

Slattsy

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...........what a fúcking movie!!

BumperD

Took the Mrs out for dinner. Why? Because she's worth it. 12 oz top sirloin with veg all dente. All washed down with as much Appleton #7 as the waitress would dish out. Am bollix'd. Time for bed me thinks.

hucklebuck

BumperD wrote: »

Took the Mrs out for dinner. Why? Because she's worth it. 12 oz top sirloin with veg all dente. All washed down with as much Appleton #7 as the waitress would dish out. Am bollix'd. Time for bed me thinks.

Do you save the fillet for your bit of stuff

BumperD

Anyone see the new transformers movie? Thinking of heading to see it tonight.

hucklebuck

The Wahlburgers? FFS

BumperD

The nutritional benefits of chicken tenders cannot be overstated.

Slattsy

11 hours painting the walls in the back garden.
11 ****ing hours.

Landscaper coming in on Monday to do a job. Cant wait to have it done, buy a proper bbq, get a keg and get everyone around.

droidman123

Slattsy wrote: »

11 hours painting the walls in the back garden.
11 ****ing hours.

Landscaper coming in on Monday to do a job. Cant wait to have it done, buy a proper bbq, get a keg and get everyone around.

does that include me?

Slattsy

Of course.

hucklebuck

Slattsy wrote: »

11 hours painting the walls in the back garden.
11 ****ing hours.

Makes a change, you are normally painting your bedroom walls for 11 hours of a Sunday. :eek:

Did you not get a spray gun you loon?

Slattsy

Should have.

BumperD

hucklebuck wrote: »

The Wahlburgers? FFS

Wasn't bad. Bar the blatant product placements Budweiser Victoria secret etc

hucklebuck

BumperD wrote: »

Wasn't bad. Bar the blatant product placements Budweiser Victoria secret etc

I just saw the ads but looked like a how do we get our 10 siblings into the fame game.

TV3 have the worst ones, I might pitch a show the crisp buyers, where people recall stories of buying crisps.

The way things are going in 3 years there will only be reality tv shows on telly.

tomaussie

hucklebuck wrote: »

I just saw the ads but looked like a how do we get our 10 siblings into the fame game.

TV3 have the worst ones, I might pitch a show the crisp buyers, where people recall stories of buying crisps.

The way things are going in 3 years there will only be reality tv shows on telly.

What time is this on ? I Fûcking love crisps !

hucklebuck

tomaussie wrote: »

What time is this on ? I Fûcking love crisps !

My squeeze Suzi and I were in loike Searsons and feeling hungry when Suzi being Suzi ordered 2 packs of Tayto, I chortled we are in Searsons Suuz, she said I know and oim hungry.

Anyway the hired help said we only sell King Pub crisps, I was morto and said we are in Searsons Suuz. Suuz said I forgot they only sold King pub crisps, that was probably the funniest moment of our loives.

Tune in to TV3 next week for our new show, Penny's fashion mishap's which is a mash up show about fashion mishaps and misplaced apostrophes.

Slattsy

Best stag you've ever been on was where?
And why?

Go.

hucklebuck

Prague for my stag

1) Stunning women
2) Great beer
3) The lads got me a lap dance off the best looking stripper
4) The lads paid for a table dance from 2 crackers who spent the whole time 10 inches from my face seriously lessing off
5) One of my mates gave me the heimlich manouvre and saved my life
6) Barcelona beat Man Utd in the Champions League final pissing off my best man
7) My groomsman was pissed off as he was chatting up a stunning German and when she found out it was my stag came over and begged me to bring her back to the hotel, she promised me the best night I ever had and told me I could do whatever I wanted to her. Oh what could have been :eek:

Ahhh Prague

Slattsy

Yeah been to Prague man, serious craic!!

BumperD

Have any of you driven an american suv? My f/ing god. Have the loan of a Nissan Durango SUV since I joined the scattering and decamped Ireland. Its like driving a sofa with 4 wheels and giant springs on it. I'm about 20feet off the road bobbing around and feeling like I have no control of the vehicle. Oh, and its got more blind spots that Helen Keller, I nearly mowed down a jogger when trying to pull out of the accomadtion block this morning on my way to work. Pile of shaize. Need to get myself a car quickly before I do damage to myself or others.

helimachoptor

You should try driving one in america, they are actually enormous!

I was hoping to get my hands on a Chevy Tahoe but none left.
They are bigger than everything we have here!

Slattsy

No footie.
Looks like i'll have to actually talk to the missus tonight.

BumperD

helimachoptor wrote: »

You should try driving one in america, they are actually enormous!

I was hoping to get my hands on a Chevy Tahoe but none left.
They are bigger than everything we have here!

I'm actually over that neck of the woods, well south of the states but its a us SUV, it is a monster but the handling is diabolical and the blind spots means it was obviously designed for driving in straight lines. It looks the dawgs but is, in practical terms, crap. Plenty of Tahoe, escalantes and explorers etc here so comparable to this awful yoke in terms of size.

BumperD

Slattsy wrote: »

No footie.
Looks like i'll have to actually talk to the missus tonight.

Could paint the front walls? Or give a 2nd coat to the back garden wall? Footy back friday, hang in there.

Hulk Hands

Watching the tips thread implode is amusing

Bangor Billy

Two days watching the Tour de France this weekend. Leeds & Harrogate tomorrow, Sheffield Sunday. Fantastique!

BumperD

Yes, a Mexican weissbier droidy I shxt you not. 5.5%. By the bottle. Not bad for the Mexicans!

Slattsy

I love Mexican food.

droidman123

BumperD wrote: »

Yes, a Mexican weissbier droidy I shxt you not. 5.5%. By the bottle. Not bad for the Mexicans!

Only proper weissbier is German

bellybuster12

Whats up in the del roy thread?

gillamandango

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

andyman

Let's make one thing clear.

This thread is NOT the place to discuss the goings-on of other threads in this forum.

convert

Prosecco, red wine, steak and roast potatoes.... All is good!

hucklebuck

16.5 inch pizza for dinner, all for me, shut your face Slattsy....

hucklebuck

convert wrote: »

Prosecco, red wine, steak and roast potatoes.... All is good!

Urrrgh red wine? Your dinner could have been nicer Convert!! You celebrating or is Prosecco the standard fare for Saturday.

BumperD

hucklebuck wrote: »

16.5 inch pizza for dinner, all for me, shut your face Slattsy....

That pizza looks tasty.

BumperD

6 hours behind yee so don't we shocked by my late dining. Just did a 5 mile walk. Hungry as hell. All that talk of mexican food got me thinking. Chicken fajitas. Just prepped strips of chick, dumped into a paprika, cumin, chillie powder, salt and lime. Have to wait 25mins for that to soak up. Next the guacamole, avacado, garlic clove, chillies, scot bonnet and lime into the mixer. Stuffing those into a wholemeal pitta bread, all washed down with ice cold beers.

hucklebuck

Pizza was fantastic, its from Mizzoni.

That sounds really good Bumper, have a fierce goo on me for chicken nachos

Slattsy

Must have drank 3 bottles of red wine last night, me head is pumping!

Herself wants to go to Homebase now, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

Slattsy

Snack box on the way. Im still in a heap.

jimjamcos

Slattsy wrote: »

Snack box on the way. Im still in a heap.

That was me last weekend. Just about recovered by Wednesday. Horrible.

droidman123

jimjamcos wrote: »

That was me last weekend. Just about recovered by Wednesday. Horrible.

lightweights!:P

hucklebuck

Slattsy wrote: »

Snack box on the way. Im still in a heap.

Grow a pair, couple of lady drinks and you are on the floor for 24 hrs :eek:

Slattsy

The pints and sambucas might have had something to do with it - awful mix of gargle.

convert

hucklebuck wrote: »

Urrrgh red wine? Your dinner could have been nicer Convert!! You celebrating or is Prosecco the standard fare for Saturday.

Red wine with red meat, white wine with white meat fish. Prosecco was consumed because we had run out of our pre (G/vodka&T) and post (whiskey/brandy) dinner spirits.

hucklebuck wrote: »

Pizza was fantastic, its from Mizzoni.

Mizzoni pizzas are fantastic - I rmemeber the days of ordering their MegaWheel pizzas - mmmmm.... wish I could order one of their pizzas now - I'm starving just thinking about it.

BumperD

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/horse-racing/28244486

Photo finish.

naughto

Is it to early for a Galway thread?
I see a lot of chances since I was gone

BumperD

naughto wrote: »

Is it to early for a Galway thread?
I see a lot of chances since I was gone

With world cup concluding today and Killarney on tomorrow (good pointer) I'd suggest the perfect time to open a thread imo

andyman

naughto wrote: »

Is it to early for a Galway thread?
I see a lot of chances since I was gone

No issue with starting a Galway thread, especially when we're talking antepost.

The Cheltenham antepost threads start in November, for example!

hucklebuck

andyman wrote: »

No issue with starting a Galway thread, especially when we're talking antepost.

The Cheltenham antepost threads start in November, for example!

Thats like comparing spam and lobster...