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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,359 ✭✭✭naughto


    Are any of ye heading over?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    andyman wrote: »
    After doing something to my back overnight. Can't move here.

    Oh well, looks like I'll have to do my assessments from the comfort of my bed.

    Disaster, hope its sorted for tomorrow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    naughto wrote: »
    Are any of ye heading over?

    Yeah heading tomorrow and back Wednesday night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    Originally Posted by BumperD View Post
    My original thread was merged & then closed with the Festival Thread but I'll keep this going for fun here ...
    Read an article in the sindo a yr or so ago before the festival about the performance of those wearing first time head gear. An interesting analysis, where the writer ran the rule over the previous festival and noticed a trend for those in first time head gear doing well. Que a couple of 33/1 shots last year, western warhorse & very wood was another.

    So, I'm going to track all those in first time head gear, lay out a hypothetical betting strategy for next week and see will it come out on top. The interesting thing here is I'll ignore all form, opinions, jockey, trainer, ground, price fluctuations, what way the wind is blowing etc and just put in a hypothetical betting strategy for the 4 days & see can it come out on top.

    If a horse has "1" beside his or choice of head piece, then it will fall into my daft little experiment.

    Headgear - b=blinkers,
    v=visor, e/s = eyeshield,
    h = hood, t = tongue-strap;
    p = sheepskin cheekpieces.
    Thread merged. Oh well, here goes (note, this is not scientific - do not follow, I am not betting on these)

    Day 1
    1:30 - No qualifier
    2:05 - No qualifier
    2:40 - Pendra and Monbeg Dude Each 1pt ew - both Unplaced :(
    3:20 - No qualifiers (I'm getting worried now....)
    4:00 - Caroles Spirit (first time blinkers) 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    4:40 - Doing Fine/Return Spring (first time blinkers) Each 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    5:15 - Monkey Kingdom (hood & tonguestrap), Irish Cavalier 1st! 11/1 :D, Killala Quay and Stellar Notion Each 1pt ew Others unplaced :(

    2:40 -4pts
    4:00 -2pts
    4:40 -4pts
    5.15 -6pts + 15.75

    Day 1 Total = -0.25

    Day Two
    1:30 - Warrantor (first time tongue strap)1pt ew
    2:05 - No qualifiers
    2:40 - Dell Arca , blackmail (first time blinkers)1pt ew -
    3:20 - No qualifiers
    4:00 - Nuage D'ainay (first time blinkers) 1pt ew
    4:40 - Arabian Revolution, Unaminite Each 1pt
    5:15 - Modus 1pt ew


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    BumperD wrote: »
    Originally Posted by BumperD View Post
    My original thread was merged & then closed with the Festival Thread but I'll keep this going for fun here ...
    Read an article in the sindo a yr or so ago before the festival about the performance of those wearing first time head gear. An interesting analysis, where the writer ran the rule over the previous festival and noticed a trend for those in first time head gear doing well. Que a couple of 33/1 shots last year, western warhorse & very wood was another.

    So, I'm going to track all those in first time head gear, lay out a hypothetical betting strategy for next week and see will it come out on top. The interesting thing here is I'll ignore all form, opinions, jockey, trainer, ground, price fluctuations, what way the wind is blowing etc and just put in a hypothetical betting strategy for the 4 days & see can it come out on top.

    If a horse has "1" beside his or choice of head piece, then it will fall into my daft little experiment.

    Headgear - b=blinkers,
    v=visor, e/s = eyeshield,
    h = hood, t = tongue-strap;
    p = sheepskin cheekpieces.
    Thread merged. Oh well, here goes (note, this is not scientific - do not follow, I am not betting on these)

    Day 1
    1:30 - No qualifier
    2:05 - No qualifier
    2:40 - Pendra and Monbeg Dude Each 1pt ew - both Unplaced :(
    3:20 - No qualifiers (I'm getting worried now....)
    4:00 - Caroles Spirit (first time blinkers) 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    4:40 - Doing Fine/Return Spring (first time blinkers) Each 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    5:15 - Monkey Kingdom (hood & tonguestrap), Irish Cavalier 1st! 11/1 :D, Killala Quay and Stellar Notion Each 1pt ew Others unplaced :(

    2:40 -4pts
    4:00 -2pts
    4:40 -4pts
    5.15 -6pts + 15.75

    Day 1 Total = -0.25

    Day Two
    1:30 - Warrantor (first time tongue strap)1pt ew
    2:05 - No qualifiers
    2:40 - Dell Arca (first time blinkers)1pt ew -
    3:20 - No qualifiers
    4:00 - Nuage D'ainay (first time blinkers) 1pt ew
    4:40 - Arabian Revolution, Unaminite Each 1pt
    5:15 - No qualifiers
    Blackmail in the 2:40 is in a 1st time hood Bumper
    Modus also in a 1st time hood in the bumper. Couple you've missed in the X-Ctry and Fred Winter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,359 ✭✭✭naughto


    Champagne fever out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    The Mig wrote: »
    Blackmail in the 2:40 is in a 1st time hood Bumper
    Modus also in a 1st time hood in the bumper. Couple you've missed in the X-Ctry and Fred Winter

    Thanks, well if one thing this shows is that the race cards in sporting life and rp both have gaps, sporting life didn't show those two with a "1", added now


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    BumperD wrote: »
    Thanks, well if one thing this shows is that the race cards in sporting life and rp both have gaps, sporting life didn't show those two with a "1", added now
    I used ATR this morning to have a look


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭superfurry1


    Anyone watching on channel 4? Victoria pendleton would definitely get horsed out of it yeehaw


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭ste2010


    As expected the lay of the season once again fails to deliver


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    BumperD wrote: »
    Originally Posted by BumperD View Post
    My original thread was merged & then closed with the Festival Thread but I'll keep this going for fun here ...
    Read an article in the sindo a yr or so ago before the festival about the performance of those wearing first time head gear. An interesting analysis, where the writer ran the rule over the previous festival and noticed a trend for those in first time head gear doing well. Que a couple of 33/1 shots last year, western warhorse & very wood was another.

    So, I'm going to track all those in first time head gear, lay out a hypothetical betting strategy for next week and see will it come out on top. The interesting thing here is I'll ignore all form, opinions, jockey, trainer, ground, price fluctuations, what way the wind is blowing etc and just put in a hypothetical betting strategy for the 4 days & see can it come out on top.

    If a horse has "1" beside his or choice of head piece, then it will fall into my daft little experiment.

    Headgear - b=blinkers,
    v=visor, e/s = eyeshield,
    h = hood, t = tongue-strap;
    p = sheepskin cheekpieces.
    Thread merged. Oh well, here goes (note, this is not scientific - do not follow, I am not betting on these)

    Day 1
    1:30 - No qualifier
    2:05 - No qualifier
    2:40 - Pendra and Monbeg Dude Each 1pt ew - both Unplaced :(
    3:20 - No qualifiers (I'm getting worried now....)
    4:00 - Caroles Spirit (first time blinkers) 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    4:40 - Doing Fine/Return Spring (first time blinkers) Each 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    5:15 - Monkey Kingdom (hood & tonguestrap), Irish Cavalier 1st! 11/1 :D, Killala Quay and Stellar Notion Each 1pt ew Others unplaced :(

    2:40 -4pts
    4:00 -2pts
    4:40 -4pts
    5.15 -6pts + 13.75

    Day 1 Total = -2.25

    Day Two
    1:30 - Warrantor (first time tongue strap)1pt ew Unplaced:(
    2:05 - No qualifiers
    2:40 - Dell Arca , blackmail (first time blinkers)1pt ew - both unplaced:(
    3:20 - No qualifiers
    4:00 - Nuage D'ainay (first time blinkers) 1pt ew unplaced:(
    4:40 - Arabian Revolution, Unaminite Each 1pt both unplaced:(
    5:15 - Modus 1pt ew 2nd 33/1 :)

    Day 2 Total = -12 + 8.25 = -3.75 :(

    Running total = -6.00


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    BumperD wrote: »
    Originally Posted by BumperD View Post
    My original thread was merged & then closed with the Festival Thread but I'll keep this going for fun here ...
    Read an article in the sindo a yr or so ago before the festival about the performance of those wearing first time head gear. An interesting analysis, where the writer ran the rule over the previous festival and noticed a trend for those in first time head gear doing well. Que a couple of 33/1 shots last year, western warhorse & very wood was another.

    So, I'm going to track all those in first time head gear, lay out a hypothetical betting strategy for next week and see will it come out on top. The interesting thing here is I'll ignore all form, opinions, jockey, trainer, ground, price fluctuations, what way the wind is blowing etc and just put in a hypothetical betting strategy for the 4 days & see can it come out on top.

    If a horse has "1" beside his or choice of head piece, then it will fall into my daft little experiment.

    Headgear - b=blinkers,
    v=visor, e/s = eyeshield,
    h = hood, t = tongue-strap;
    p = sheepskin cheekpieces.
    Thread merged. Oh well, here goes (note, this is not scientific - do not follow, I am not betting on these)

    Day 1
    1:30 - No qualifier
    2:05 - No qualifier
    2:40 - Pendra and Monbeg Dude Each 1pt ew - both Unplaced
    3:20 - No qualifiers (I'm getting worried now....)
    4:00 - Caroles Spirit (first time blinkers) 1pt ew Unplaced
    4:40 - Doing Fine/Return Spring (first time blinkers) Each 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    5:15 - Monkey Kingdom (hood & tonguestrap), Irish Cavalier 1st! 11/1 :D, Killala Quay and Stellar Notion Each 1pt ew Others unplaced

    2:40 -4pts
    4:00 -2pts
    4:40 -4pts
    5.15 -6pts + 15.75

    Day 1 Total = -0.25 :(

    Day 2
    1:30 - Warrantor (first time tongue strap)1pt ew Unplaced
    2:05 - No qualifiers
    2:40 - Dell Arca , blackmail (first time blinkers)1pt ew - both unplaced:(
    3:20 - No qualifiers
    4:00 - Nuage D'ainay (first time blinkers) 1pt ew unplaced:(
    4:40 - Arabian Revolution, Unaminite Each 1pt both unplaced:(
    5:15 - Modus 1pt ew 2nd 33/1 :)

    Day 2 Total = -12 + 9.25 = -2.75 :(

    Running total = -3.00

    At half time, down 6pts, 1 win, 1 place.

    Day 3 Based on Sporting Life card
    1:30 No qualifiers
    2:05 Bygones Soverign, Junction Fourteen, Acqualim Each 1pt ew all unplaced -6 :(
    2:40 Double Ross, Uxizandre 1st! 16/1 Each 1pt ew -2, +21 :D
    3:20 At Fishers Cross, Lieutenant Colonel Sanders, Un Temps Pour Tout Each 1pt ew -6 :(
    4:00 No Buts 1pt ew -2 :(
    4:40 Clondaw Knight, Buddey Bolero 3rd 20/1, Grand Vision 4th 11/1, Sixty Something Each 1pt ew -4, + 8.75 :)

    Day 3 total = +9.75

    Running Total = +6.75 :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    The experiment (not me) is in black with one day to go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    ste2010 wrote: »
    As expected the lay of the season once again fails to deliver

    The New One or Sire De Grugy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    A few videos from Cheltenham:



















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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    BumperD wrote: »
    BumperD wrote: »
    Originally Posted by BumperD View Post
    My original thread was merged & then closed with the Festival Thread but I'll keep this going for fun here ...
    Read an article in the sindo a yr or so ago before the festival about the performance of those wearing first time head gear. An interesting analysis, where the writer ran the rule over the previous festival and noticed a trend for those in first time head gear doing well. Que a couple of 33/1 shots last year, western warhorse & very wood was another.

    So, I'm going to track all those in first time head gear, lay out a hypothetical betting strategy for next week and see will it come out on top. The interesting thing here is I'll ignore all form, opinions, jockey, trainer, ground, price fluctuations, what way the wind is blowing etc and just put in a hypothetical betting strategy for the 4 days & see can it come out on top.

    If a horse has "1" beside his or choice of head piece, then it will fall into my daft little experiment.

    Headgear - b=blinkers,
    v=visor, e/s = eyeshield,
    h = hood, t = tongue-strap;
    p = sheepskin cheekpieces.
    Thread merged. Oh well, here goes (note, this is not scientific - do not follow, I am not betting on these)

    Day 1
    1:30 - No qualifier
    2:05 - No qualifier
    2:40 - Pendra and Monbeg Dude Each 1pt ew - both Unplaced
    3:20 - No qualifiers (I'm getting worried now....)
    4:00 - Caroles Spirit (first time blinkers) 1pt ew Unplaced
    4:40 - Doing Fine/Return Spring (first time blinkers) Each 1pt ew Unplaced :(
    5:15 - Monkey Kingdom (hood & tonguestrap), Irish Cavalier 1st! 11/1 :D, Killala Quay and Stellar Notion Each 1pt ew Others unplaced

    2:40 -4pts
    4:00 -2pts
    4:40 -4pts
    5.15 -6pts + 15.75

    Day 1 Total = -0.25 :(

    Day 2
    1:30 - Warrantor (first time tongue strap)1pt ew Unplaced
    2:05 - No qualifiers
    2:40 - Dell Arca , blackmail (first time blinkers)1pt ew - both unplaced:(
    3:20 - No qualifiers
    4:00 - Nuage D'ainay (first time blinkers) 1pt ew unplaced:(
    4:40 - Arabian Revolution, Unaminite Each 1pt both unplaced:(
    5:15 - Modus 1pt ew 2nd 33/1 :)

    Day 2 Total = -12 + 9.25 = -2.75 :(

    Running total = -3.00

    At half time, down 6pts, 1 win, 1 place.

    Day 3 Based on Sporting Life card
    1:30 No qualifiers
    2:05 Bygones Soverign, Junction Fourteen, Acqualim Each 1pt ew all unplaced -6 :(
    2:40 Double Ross, Uxizandre 1st! 16/1 Each 1pt ew -2, +21 :D
    3:20 At Fishers Cross, Lieutenant Colonel Sanders, Un Temps Pour Tout Each 1pt ew -6 :(
    4:00 No Buts 1pt ew -2 :(
    4:40 Clondaw Knight, Buddey Bolero 3rd 20/1, Grand Vision 4th 11/1, Sixty Something Each 1pt ew -4, + 8.75 :)

    Day 3 total = +9.75

    Running Total = +6.75 :D

    1:30 Beltor
    2:05 Modem, Ballyglasheen, Baltimore Rock
    2:40 Teafortwo
    3:20 No Horses
    4:00 Junior
    4:40 Bordoni, Kauto Grand Mogul, Balgarry
    5:15 Solar Impulse, Grumeti


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    One thing which is very noticeable is the inaccuracy of the race cards, no two are the same when it comes to anotating first time headgear with a "1". Very hard to track accurately as they all seem to miss one or two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,339 ✭✭✭convert


    As suggested for a thread title..... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭sdoc13


    convert wrote: »
    As suggested for a thread title..... :D

    Can we add him and Aidan to the legends forum.

    Thread title more than deserved.


  • Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭dickenson famous5


    only been on forum a month but i will say a very very knowledgable punter read the writeup for years before ijoined a legend


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭Peintre Celebre


    Little Arrows looking very well handicapped in the last tonight worth a chance at 20/1 having fared better than the bare result last time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭Rooy


    fantastic week for Rossom and well deserved , has been doing Cheltenham write ups on boards for a couple of years and always a good read , this year brings back memorys of Trainbairn's tips in 2007 .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    Well done Rossom and Aidan, hope yiz are minted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    BumperD wrote: »
    One thing which is very noticeable is the inaccuracy of the race cards, no two are the same when it comes to anotating first time headgear with a "1". Very hard to track accurately as they all seem to miss one or two.

    Timeforms racecard had Druids Nephew trained by Averil Martin


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,224 ✭✭✭jimjamcos


    Tony Martin has Mydor running at Kempton tomorrow having not made it into Pertemps? He's verrrry interesting. Any opinions?


  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    As a relative newbie to the Horse Racing forum of late, I didnt realise we had a genius in our ranks until the last couple of days. Well done to Rossum on a wonderful week and for bringing so much joy to other people too. A very very knowledgable punter. Keep up the good work


  • Registered Users Posts: 99 ✭✭Cantonesque


    Puts the rest of us in the halfpenny place!!!

    But huge respect and Kudos for their in depth knowledge... Upwards and onwards...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,224 ✭✭✭jimjamcos


    Given the title of this thread, what's your opinion on Educate tomorrow, Rossom? Looks a bit overpriced to me at 18/1.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    The Mig wrote: »
    BumperD wrote: »

    1:30 Beltor un placed :cool:-2
    2:05 Modem, Ballyglasheen, Baltimore Rock unplaced :o-6
    2:40 Teafortwo unplaced :rolleyes: -2
    3:20 No Horses
    4:00 Junior unplaced :confused: -2
    4:40 Bordoni, Kauto Grand Mogul 4th 33/1 :), Balgarry rest unplaced :( -4+ 8.25
    5:15 Solar Impulse, Grumeti
    unplaced :( -4

    -20+8.25 = -11.75

    Day 4 Total = -11.75

    Grand Total = -5.00 :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,205 ✭✭✭Gringo180


    Some great tipping by the lads.

    P.S How come Aidans name isnt on the thread title?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭Oscars Well.


    Glens Melody retired


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,339 ✭✭✭convert


    Glens Melody retired

    Read that earlier. probably not all that surprising.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭superfurry1


    convert wrote: »
    Read that earlier. probably not all that surprising.

    She has proven herself She can go make some future champions now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭tomaussie


    Arsenal and Swansea double today. Free money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,224 ✭✭✭jimjamcos


    Jim Culloty has told Davy Russell that he will no longer be riding his horses. Absolutely laughable from a trainer who has not had a single winner in over a year, since the same jockey brilliantly rode an bang average animal to win racing's biggest race.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,939 ✭✭✭✭mailburner


    4 odds on shots turned over in 4 consective races :eek:
    not sure ive seen that before
    one of them 1/20, shortest i can remember


  • Registered Users Posts: 473 ✭✭magicmoves


    mailburner wrote: »
    4 odds on shots turned over in 4 consective races :eek:
    not sure ive seen that before
    one of them 1/20, shortest i can remember

    It's a great day for the bookies :((((


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Gregk961


    magicmoves wrote: »
    It's a great day for the bookies :((((

    Anybody involved in a 1/20 on the all weather is off their rocker to be honest.


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭shamdrog63


    Noel Fehilly rides in the 1st 2 races @ Kempton today then is down in the papers to ride in the bumper @ Warwick.Would be interesting in a competitive looking affair.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭tomaussie


    That kid keeping goal in the Bike Safely advert on TV should be done for match fixing. He practically throws the ball in to his own net during that indoor game. Shocking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    BumperD wrote: »
    Sky news reporting Ladbrokes closing 50 shops in UK. Profits have collapsed by 32%. No surprise.

    Rough on the staff affected.

    http://www.rte.ie/news/business/2015/0421/695712-ladbrokes-examinership/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭mr.jingle


    BumperD wrote: »

    Yet they employ Jim Mullen recently and give him a salary of £500,000! Gas stuff


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,645 ✭✭✭paddy no 11


    Where do you go to complain about the new board layout, why get rid of the drop down menus, arrgggh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,339 ✭✭✭convert


    Where do you go to complain about the new board layout, why get rid of the drop down menus, arrgggh

    The Feedback forum? Under what used to be the sys tab.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,842 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,965 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    Could be imagining things but did AP McCoy have a winner a few years back, right from the back of the field to win it? Was a midweek lesser meeting iirc.

    Wasn't Wichita Lineman in the 2009 William Hill Trophy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Gregk961


    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2lrNt11Hw

    To be honest there are plenty more races matching your description but this is the most recent I could think of. Matched at 1000 on betfair


  • Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭walshy_c


    Could be imagining things but did AP McCoy have a winner a few years back, right from the back of the field to win it? Was a midweek lesser meeting iirc.

    Wasn't Wichita Lineman in the 2009 William Hill Trophy.
    At Doncaster on Milan Bound.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    Davy Condon retired.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭shy-tall-knight


    BumperD wrote: »
    Davy Condon retired.

    He's been luckless the last couple of seasons. Very tough for him but health is wealth, best of luck to him in his future career.


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