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Ones you won't find in Christmas crackers

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  • 25-12-2013 1:39pm
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    Wftablueboy
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    A friend of mine started a new business from his attic making scaled down boats .... He says sails are going through the roof.......
    A mate of mine who has a bad stammer went the sweet shop to buy a Mars bar ..... He left with 35 packets of M&Ms
    This year I'm going to start fighting poverty ....I started last night by boxing the head off a homeless man.....


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    purplecow1977
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    Wftablueboy wrote: »
    A friend of mine started a new business from his attic making scaled down boats .... He says sails are going through the roof.......
    A mate of mine who has a bad stammer went the sweet shop to buy a Mars bar ..... He left with 35 packets of M&Ms
    This year I'm going to start fighting poverty ....I started last night by boxing the head off a homeless man.....


    I know it's mean to be 'humorous' but I don't find the last one funny.

    My favourite:
    What goes Oh Oh Oh?
    Santa flying backwards.


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