Women!

mad muffin

'Twas three nights after Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a spouse.

Then all hell broke loose

We're going out for her birthday tonight so she's getting her hair done.

She tells me she's going to get it done at the same place her sister goes. I tell her not to. Her sisters hair always looks like a hump backed whale landed on her head when she gets it done there. Her sister thinks she looks like the bees knees when she gets her hair done. We all agree that her sisters hair looks awful but don't have the guts to tell her.

I ask her why is she going to get it done there and she tells me not to worry, she won't let them do it like her sisters.

OK, fine, I tell her. Just don't let them do an awful job. She comes home. I burst out laughing.

It looks like they stuck a dead bagger to the side of her head. :mad:

I didn't mean to laugh but it looked so bad I would think she'd want me to be honest with her. Can't let her go out looking like a fool.

Now I'm the fool because she's mad at me...

Women!

amdublin

oh you fool! You never laugh, NEVER!

Links234

This'll last...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Obviously you have no taste OP

wazky

Oh you tit, everyones life would be alot easier if you told her "lovely, grand job" but no you had to complicate things.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Does my bum look big in this?

Butterfly25

I don't agree with the bursting out laughing part but as a woman I would prefer the honesty!

mad muffin

amdublin wrote: »

oh you fool! You never laugh, NEVER!

I know
It was just sooooooo bad, oh so bad

Links234 wrote: »

This'll last...

I'm hoping for forgiveness

You can be honest with a bit of tact
Laughing and going "hahah dead badger" is not the latter particularly after time and money was spent

Mint Aero

When I laugh at them by accidents, they cry

P_1

Ouch, planning on watching the football any time soon? Think again after the dead badger remark :P

iDave

Pics or GTFO

goz83

Serves her right for being so stubborn. At least you got a laugh.

looking_around

Why did she go to that hairdresser instead of another? o0

mad muffin

Normally I'm more tactful tan that. I did warn her though.

What is supposed to be a great night is going to be fairly shîte now.

Damned. Why didn't I use my inner voice.

LeBash

Butterfly25 wrote: »

I don't agree with the bursting out laughing part but as a woman I would prefer the honesty!

No you dont. You just say you do!

Its best just to smile and nod.

Fr_Dougal

mad muffin wrote: »

OK, fine, I tell her. Just don't let them do an awful job. She comes home. I burst out laughing.

It looks like they stuck a dead bagger to the side of her head. :mad:

Was it one of those charity baggers?

Daqster

mad muffin wrote: »

We're going out for her birthday tonight so she's getting her hair done.

She tells me she's going to get it done at the same place her sister goes. I tell her not to. Her sisters hair always looks like a hump backed whale landed on her head when she gets it done there. Her sister thinks she looks like the bees knees when she gets her hair done. We all agree that her sisters hair looks awful but don't have the guts to tell her.

I ask her why is she going to get it done there and she tells me not to worry, she won't let them do it like her sisters.

OK, fine, I tell her. Just don't let them do an awful job. She comes home. I burst out laughing.

Then all hell broke loose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyM-hNRieVU

Zzippy

Amateur!

LOTD

Is her hair seriously going to ruin your night out?

looking_around

LOTD wrote: »

Is her hair seriously going to ruin your night out?

No she is, cause she be p!ssed over him laughing at her

Santa Cruz

If that's the way she goes on leave her off by herself. Why have two peoples night ruined

mad muffin

Daqster wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyM-hNRieVU

Haha

Aineoil

mad muffin

You need to read "A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend"


http://www.amazon.com/Practical-Handbook-Boyfriend-Every-Wants/dp/B006Z36UBO

LOTD

OP, next time your girlfriend is going to get her hair done, send her to your barber problem solved.

mad muffin

LOTD wrote: »

Is her hair seriously going to ruin your night out?

Her hair isn't even ruined as it's not cut just styled. It's just that there's nothing I can say or do to make her feel better. I have no excuse. I wasn't even drunk. Just stupid.

Santa Cruz wrote: »

If that's the way she goes on leave her off by herself. Why have two peoples night ruined

Hehe if only but it's her night out.

LOTD

mad muffin wrote: »

I wasn't even drunk. Just stupid.

Happens to all of us

PizzamanIRL

You need to dump her.

She doesn't appreciate you caring for her, not wanting her to go out looking like that.

She wants you to lie and pretend she looks lovely? Pffft.

mad muffin

Lol. There will be no dumping. Just copious amounts of grovelling.

I suppose no one likes being laughed at. Especially on their birthday night out.

Ihatecuddles

4 months in to our relationship, I told my boyfriend that I noticed I had a bit of a moustache.

His reply 'you're only copping it now?'

He said he noticed it on our first date and thought I knew about it!

Hownowcow

I came home one day to a girlfriend I had at the time to be greeted with the word "Look". I had no idea what I had done but was about to apologise when she said "Look what they did to my hair". I had no idea who they were or what they had done to her hair, it was exactly the same as when I left that morning.

It turned out that she'd been to the hairdressers and wasn't happy. She decided that I was the very many to discuss this with. I suggested in the nicest possible way that she should make another appointment with the hairdresser for the next day and have her fix it. Grudgingly she admitted that this was probably the best course of action and followed my advice, however she continued on about her hair for the rest of the evening.

The next day when I came home her hair was exactly the same as it was the day before and the day before that. I asked her how she felt about it and she said that at least it was back to some sort of style she liked. I had another evening of listening to her talk about her hair.

I wish the hairdresser had made her hair look like a hump back whale or a badger or any other animal. It would have made those two evenings interesting. However I wouldn't have made the mistake of laughing.

[-0-]

You laughed. Hahaha. Dog house for you, boyo. :pac:

Professey Chin

You never laugh
never never never never never
*repeatedly headbutts wall*

December2012

You're very mean. Why the hell would you make your girlfriend / wife feel bad about her appearance? On any day, let alone her birthday.

deise08

The poor woman on her birthday anall!!
you're goin to have to get an extra special present to make up for that now

mad muffin

December2012 wrote: »

You're very mean. Why the hell would you make your girlfriend / wife feel bad about her appearance? On any day, let alone her birthday.

I know. I really didn't mean it. I suppose the only excuse I might have is that I was playing with our son when my wife came home and I was in a giddy mood as he was making me laugh.

I should really change the title of the OP to: You laugh, you lose.

dmc17

mad muffin wrote: »

It looks like they stuck a dead bagger to the side of her head. :mad:

iDave wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

This is what I'm seeing

whupdedo

Go down on her, she'll soon forgive you

Larianne

Just say to her "look, let's do the make-up-sex now... it might put your hair back into some sort of shape!".

Professey Chin

Larianne wrote: »

Just say to her "look, let's do the make-up-sex now... it might put your hair back into some sort of shape!".

Im gonna go hang around hair salons & use this as a chat up line.

Youll find my last will & testament in my back pocket

Lyaiera

It's great how the super secret tip to dealing with women being passed around here is "Don't laugh in their face."

AH is smooooth.

Professey Chin

Lyaiera wrote: »

It's great how the super secret tip to dealing with women being passed around here is "Don't laugh in their face."

AH is smooooth.

I would have thought it was more common sense then super secret.
AH proves me wrong yet again :pac:

Just like I thought I was smart before that 7% thread

December2012

Then just grovel grovel grovel.

Scortho

Dr Turk Turkelton wrote: »

Does my bum look big in this?

What's wrong with a big bum?
I like a big bum.

I agree women are strange sometimes. Can tell the lad wear this tshirt with that top, but if you tell them you don't like what they're wearing its a smack straight away. And then when you do lie, they go mad about that as well! :mad:

Aineoil

Scortho wrote: »

I agree women are strange sometimes.

Ssshhhh!

I wouldn't even whisper this and I am a woman.:D

camel jockey

OP, just to avoid ambiguity, can you clarify whether you meant badger as opposed to bagger?

0ph0rce0

If her hair is shhhhtyled arse ways, Tell her your not going out with her because she'll only embarrass you.

Tell it how it is.

Aineoil

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

If her hair is shhhhtyled arse ways, Tell her your not going out with her because she'll only embarrass you.

Tell it how it is.

Only do this if you have a death wish or you love the spare room in your house.

I don't how how many nights you'll spend in the spare room, but it'll be a few.:D

Czarcasm

deise08 wrote: »

The poor woman on her birthday anall!!
you're goin to have to get an extra special present to make up for that now

*schoolboy sniggers*, be no birthday anal in that house tonight

All you can do OP is wish her a good night out and hope she's calmed down by the time she gets home.

I've never actually laughed at my wife's taste (actually, no, that leopard skin throw on the couch is just dire, 70's called and want it back!), but there's a thing called constructive criticism, where you don't ever say something looks bad, but offer an alternative instead, but ehh, not everyone is too keen on learning how to do hair and make up for women

Chucken

Czarcasm wrote: »

*schoolboy sniggers*, be no birthday anal in that house tonight

Feck you! I was just going to say that

dmc17

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

If her hair is shhhhtyled arse ways, Tell her your not going out with her because she'll only embarrass you.

Tell it how it is.

Or you could use diversionary tactics. Tell her that her arse is looking unusually big this evening and she'll soon forget all about you laughing at her badger head.