Liveline Thread 07/01/14 to 26/03/14

baldbear

Jaysus Ann just say you don't live there your only minding the house and please feck off ya cowboy.

vicwatson

CountyHurler wrote: »

this is the Colorado Rapids jersey... Would probably cover you for West Ham as well.

Not really

snubbleste

baldbear wrote: »

Jaysus Ann just say you don't live there your only minding the house and please feck off ya cowboy.

Or
Come in and put your massive tool in my box

baldbear

I'm ringing the gaurds boss. And see them scarper.

CountyHurler

Anybody in RTE brave enough to stay that they are Travellers?

Sittingpretty

CountyHurler wrote: »

Anybody in RTE brave enough to stay that they are Travellers?

In short, no.

snubbleste

Ooh twenty caravans

vicwatson

Those that travel start shouting to intimidate you, it's their style.

Shout back and tell them to Fook off your property

Dan Jaman

Guards useless in pikey confrontation? Never!

Roger_007

CountyHurler wrote: »

Anybody in RTE brave enough to stay that they are Travellers?

Would "caravans" be a clue?

Sittingpretty

The namby pamby way travellers are treated in this country pisses me off no end.

I was parked behind a crew of them in a brand new merc jeep yesterday.

Selling gates and Tarmac has clearly become very profitable it seems :rolleyes:

vicwatson

It's time a spade was called a spade, yes there are some settled travellers that are fine, but in general........ too much political correctness going on

artful_codger

Maggie get your Gun.

snubbleste

snubbleste

Revenue Commissioners, tax certs..

Dan Jaman

Sittingpretty wrote: »

The namby pamby way travellers are treated in this country pisses me off no end.

I was parked behind a crew of them in a brand new merc jeep yesterday.

Selling gates and Tarmac has clearly become very profitable it seems :rolleyes:

Call a cnut a cnut - there's no shortage of cnuts all over the place, Traveller or not. Frankly, I'd not be surprised if some of the sh!it that gets blamed on Travellers is done by none-Travellers. It would be a handy way of doing stuff.
I'm on record here as pointing out that not all Travellers are cnuts - I'd like to repeat that. However, if these cnuts were Travellers, then sh!t on them.

CountyHurler

You wont see TV3 doing one of the "Bart's People" Traveller documentaries about the Travellers' victims.

neris

rogue traders... Damos bum must be very sore from sitting on that fence

Harry Angstrom

The old "We have a bitta tar left over".

CountyHurler

Dear god, how silly is this woman..

bottlebrush

If somebody calls to your house asking for the boss man just say you are the cleaner or the child minder or somebody else altogether so that they will move on. Plenty of ways not to entertain them. I an never at home myself i have so many staff (!!!)

neris

so those who are meant to serve and protect the public are scared of these scum aswell

Lenin Skynard

The guards didn't come out?! :eek:

snubbleste

People have €500 in cash in their houses ..

Dan Jaman

Nearly everyone with a smartphone has an inbuilt audio recorder, never mind a video. The audio apps available are very good.

Sittingpretty

A shot gun or a fcuk off dog is the only answer in this situation

snubbleste

She said they could have been in Cork next..hello John in Cork

Roger_007

You're right Damo, "don't bash the Guards". You'd never know when you might need some penalty points cancelled!

Dan Jaman

Feck off, Damo. They were on his property.

Harry Angstrom

Damo has the sarcasm knob turned up to 11

sudzs

Oh don't try sarcasm Damian, it's falling flat!

JM Skipton

I would put on the Padraig Nally mask I got for Halloween, that would make them scarper pretty quick

CountyHurler

No tell TAIL signs... Joe would have been proud of that one..

Roger_007

JM Skipton wrote: »

I would put on the Padraig Nally mask I got for Halloween, that would make them scarper pretty quick

Paradrig Nally on line 2.............."Damo, I have some advice for those other callers...............":eek:

Mike Guide 69

Roger_007 wrote: »

Paradrig Nally on line 2.............."Damo, I have some advice for those other callers...............":eek:

"Lock and load"

AK333

You know what you do?

You take a picture of the dog and surroundings and email ISPCA and go down the local Garda station and tell them what's going on. Simples.

snubbleste

Is it all non-Dubs so far?

syklops

Caller: If in doubt go to the vets.

Me: Vet, I was wondering, is this really a cat?
Vet: Yes. Fifty euro please.

snubbleste

"A little old lady with two bitches"

Harry Angstrom

It wouldn't be a Damo Liveline without the Dept of Agriculture being mentioned at least once.

Magenta

Don't buy the puppy and put money in these puppy farmers pockets and tell yourself you "rescued" it!!! Ring the ISPCA and they take care of it. The sympathy money is what keeps these puppy farmers in business.

Harry Angstrom

snubbleste wrote: »

"A little old lady with two bitches"

I think he's talking about the story of Cinderella.

snubbleste

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I think he's talking about the story of Cinderella.

I thought it was the culchie term for a brothel

sudzs

What sort of an infantile vet is this? little doggy this, little doggy that. :rolleyes:

holyhead

Dan Jaman wrote: »

What? That makes no sense at all.

Nobody likes misery. Sure its a nasty surprise being asked for the tax or whatever but sending them back would reflect very poorly on him in my opinion. It would look absolutely stingy and most ungrateful. As for me being a dreamer :P

Mike Guide 69

"We got a doggy for christmas", jaysus those bones were lovely with the pepper sauce!!!!:P

AK333

snubbleste wrote: »

I thought it was the culchie Dublin term for a brothel

FYP

snubbleste

Imelda O'Connor O'Dea ?

Sittingpretty

Stupid name Imelda O'Connor o'dea

bottlebrush

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Stupid name Imelda O'Connor o'dea

initials IOCOD