Liveline Thread 07/01/14 to 26/03/14

shroom007

but look on the bright side we dont have to listen to that twat from pavee point martin collins bastardising the english language vomiting up the ole rope about it being just a small section

judging by the amount of fueds and rouge trader scum around the country everyone of them must be represented at this stage

JM Skipton

he mentioned the traveling community.....at last, Damo is in trouble now. He will be back presenting some agri show at 6 o'clock on a sunday morning from now on.

snubbleste

He's what 88?
Would'n mind hearing more about German pow's in the British mandate.

Joe is furious he missed this

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

He's what 88?
Would'n mind hearing more about German pow's in the British mandate.

The British didn't like Rommel's 88s.

withless

Somebody must do something.

Oops69

This man is something else , wow !

An Claidheamh

snubbleste wrote: »

He's what 88?
Would'n mind hearing more about German pow's in the British mandate.

Joe is furious he missed this

If he was in the Middle East in the British army around that time, he was most likely fighting Jews in Palestine.

shroom007

snubbleste wrote: »

He's what 88?
Would'n mind hearing more about German pow's in the British mandate.

indeed and he could give us some tips on how to turn rathkeale into a camp
instead of barbed wire put tax return forms around the fence and a few thousands volts.

Oops69

Damo extinguishing any un PC utterances from Edward before he gets his chance after he got the travellers bit out

snubbleste

An Claidheamh wrote: »

If he was in the Middle East in the British army around that time, he was most likely fighting Jews in Palestine.

He said he was 18 guarding german pow's

JM Skipton

I love the way older people don't give a fcuk and say exactly what they think:D

Mike Guide 69

shroom007 wrote: »

indeed and he could give us some tips on how to turn rathkeale into a camp
instead of barbed wire put tax return forms around the fence and a few thousands volts.

A flattened bulldozed camp preferably!!!!

withless

The time that should be used for "doing something" is being wasted with waffling about the past. Typically Irish.

shroom007

what a man

snubbleste

"The girls" = researchers

shroom007

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

A flattened bulldozed camp preferably!!!!

with a lovely thick layer of tarmac,

Dan Jaman

shroom007 wrote: »

indeed and he could give us some tips on how to turn rathkeale into a camp
instead of barbed wire put tax return forms around the fence and a few thousands volts.

And a corral of tarmac wagons.

<snap!>

woejus

Star Stories

NSFW language - Simon Cowell and Westlife Tarmacing!

Mike Guide 69

The ad for Rutland Centre, hope Joe is taking notes when he comes back!!!!

Dan Jaman

Dear Rutland Centre,
I have an unhealthy relationship with sex.
I'm not getting any.
Yours truly

Oops69

Seamus is going to live on the wild side and have a pink Schnack bar with his cup of tea tonight , boring hole.

An Claidheamh

snubbleste wrote: »

He said he was 18 guarding german pow's

He also mentioned he was in the Middle East. I assume post war.

snubbleste

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Dear Rutland Centre,
I have an unhealthy relationship with sex.
I'm not getting any.
Yours truly

Dear Lonely,
Enclosed, find a tesco value blow up doll.
Sexologist, Rutland Centre

Mike Guide 69

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Dear Rutland Centre,
I have an unhealthy relationship with sex.
I'm not getting any.
Yours truly

Knowing our Joe, he'll probably have a few people on the show from the Rutland Centre next week, "so what are you suffering from.....", "whats your addiction...?, "sure sure sure!!!!

An Claidheamh

It's worth remembering travellers have been found running these scams in Britain, Germany and Finland!

woejus

An Claidheamh wrote: »

It's worth remembering travellers rogue traders have been found running these scams in Britain, Germany and Finland!

FYP - please adhere to the New RTE Style Guide

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

Dear Lonely,
Enclosed, find a tesco value blow up doll.
Sexologist, Rutland Centre

Dear Sexologist,
The blow-up doll has gone missing in the post and the postman looks a lot happier these days.
Frustrated.

An Claidheamh

What part of the country did this happen in?

And fair play to that woman.

shroom007

An Claidheamh wrote: »

It's worth remembering travellers have been found running these scams in Britain, Germany and Finland!

I hope they try it in Italy soon they'd never make it out alive

Oops69

Damo nearly chokes on the nine nipples

An Claidheamh

A card. A card!!!

That'll work.

Is one of those 5 tips to have a gun?

shroom007

LEGGIT Derik Mooney

Mike Guide 69

Oops69 wrote: »

Damo nearly chokes on the nine nipples

He was trying to work out the odd number there

Oops69

Aonghus mc nally produced today , he must be a total waste of space out therein Montrose , they give him any old leftover crap to do

An Claidheamh

Oops69 wrote: »

Aonghus mc nally produced today , he must be a total waste of space out therein Montrose , they give him any old leftover crap to do

Didn't he make loads of dosh from selling the Lyrics Board to foreign broadcasters?

furiousox

An Claidheamh wrote: »

It's worth remembering travellers have been found running these scams in Britain, Germany and Finland!

Do they accept travellers cheques?

cereal_k1ller

woejus wrote: »

Pavee Point have almost assumed complete control of RTE at this stage. All of these "rogue traders" are travellers. You know it, I know it, D'Omen knows it, the researcher army know it, but we can't say it now for fear of offending this "race" and their sensibilities.

rte has always been riddled with PC liberalism and since travellers make the list of " liberal sacred cows " , they are immune from criticism

sligojoek

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

The ad for Rutland Centre, hope Joe is taking notes when he comes back!!!!

"Well done, fair play, god bless, now get to f*ck out of my seat."

signostic

Lavlahn is open...Duffster or D`Omen today ?

SEPT 23 1989

signostic wrote: »

Lavlahn is open...Duffster or D`Omen today ?

El Duffo returns

ThisRegard

Duffer is back today, just like myself. Better be a good one, edit, dang, sickness and illness when abroad, how many times has Joe done this ?

SEPT 23 1989

an injury/disease/illness to get the ball rolling

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

an injury/disease/illness to get the ball rolling

The usual cheery fare, then.

my friend

And he's off...

With a near death experience ..

signostic

shades of Brush Shiels..

ThisRegard

Hang on a sec, he was in the states working, but it was travel insurance he had ?

Yakuza

Ouch, that sounds like a shocking experience...(I'll get my coat)...

But in all seriousness - yikes!

Insurance policies normally exclude Acts of God which lightning bolts are generally considered to be.

shockwave

signostic wrote: »

shades of Brush Shiels..

Did the damp get in him?

Dan Jaman

"Any after-effects?"
"I can fry eggs by looking at them, Joe."

snubbleste

"Ah jeesus yeah"