Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

eisenberg1

People who ask you to quote for a job, you present quote and they accept. You agree to do the job and have it finished by, say, next Tuesday, at which point you will be paid in full. All this happens, and they then present you with a cheque, but tell you not to try to cash it for another three days...................piss off.

Ihatecuddles

Tonsil stones. I have massive holes (pockets) in my tonsils and disgusting yellow rotten lumps of food get built up in them.

Its absolutely vile.

Graces7

mauzo! wrote: »

Tonsil stones. I have massive holes (pockets) in my tonsils and disgusting yellow rotten lumps of food get built up in them.

Its absolutely vile.

people who post disgusting things like this when i am trying to enjoy the very last piece of cake in the house

BAN PLEASE!!!

maguic24

Doing a poo straight after taking a shower. Soul destroying!!

Pumpkinseeds

retrogamefan wrote: »

Or maybe they put it on before they leave so they don't forget it in the car...

Yeah, but if I said that then I'd have 1 less thing to complain about:D

Pumpkinseeds

Humid weather. It's really humid here all week and I'm fed up with it. Also it makes snuggling at night out of the question:(

Crumpets

I'm in the college library trying to do a bit of study and yer man beside me is beating the shiite out of the keyboard on his computer. The noise of it. Will ya type normally!! :mad:

Tasden

When you need to cough to clear your throat because it feels scratchy but people keep looking at you when you do as if you're going to make some sort of announcement.

LynnGrace

Crumpets wrote: »

I'm in the college library trying to do a bit of study and yer man beside me is beating the shiite out of the keyboard on his computer. The noise of it. Will ya type normally!! :mad:

I know exactly what you mean. I used to sit near a guy at work who sounded like he used his fists on the keyboard.

C14N

maguic24 wrote: »

Doing a poo straight after taking a shower. Soul destroying!!

Ugh yeah, just knowing that you're going to be walking around with traces of shíte on your arse for the next two days when you could have gotten it all cleaned up if you'd just gone earlier is a real downer.

December2012

C14N wrote: »

Ugh yeah, just knowing that you're going to be walking around with traces of shíte on your arse for the next two days when you could have gotten it all cleaned up if you'd just gone earlier is a real downer.

Can't you clean your own arse?

Pumpkinseeds

mauzo! wrote: »

Tonsil stones. I have massive holes (pockets) in my tonsils and disgusting yellow rotten lumps of food get built up in them.

Its absolutely vile.

I had my tonsils removed as a very young child, apparently I was having convulsions as a result of infections in them. Don't remember much other than eating lots of jelly:) I went to see my GP a few years ago with a bad chest infection while I was still a smoker and he told me the tonsils had grown back:D

Pumpkinseeds

Eating too much. I just ate far too much veggie spag bol and I feel queasy. I'm still feeling a bit sorry for myself, whine, whine, whine:D

Pumpkinseeds

C14N wrote: »

Ugh yeah, just knowing that you're going to be walking around with traces of shíte on your arse for the next two days when you could have gotten it all cleaned up if you'd just gone earlier is a real downer.

Wet wipes, moist towelettes, a quick wipe with a wet flannel. Surely you take a shower every day

Johnwayne98

When you fall and hurt yourself,clearly in pain
Then someone comes up to you and says"are you ok? " when you're clearly not ok,wrecks my head.

Johnwayne98

When your bursting for a pony and expecting visitors.You rush in for a dump and inevitably the minute you begin to apply pressure to the bowels, the doorbell rings

whupdedo

Keys absolutely annoy the living ****e out of me, I lose all my keys 5 times a day, I seem to spend my life going around patting the pockets of my jeans or jacket trying to find them fcukin keys

Johnwayne98

People who say "i was like, oh my God!"

maguic24

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Wet wipes, moist towelettes, a quick wipe with a wet flannel. Surely you take a shower every day

I was just thinking that but I didn't want to say it....:pac:

For the record, I do shower everyday.

Also the quick wipe with the wet flannel....no pumpkinseeds, just no.

C14N

December2012 wrote: »

Can't you clean your own arse?

You can but we westerners tend to use inefficient bog-roll (in lots of Asia they use bidets or toilets with fountains) and unless you're going to rub yourself raw, you're never going to get 100% clean.

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Wet wipes, moist towelettes, a quick wipe with a wet flannel. Surely you take a shower every day

Ah sure we're not all fancy enough for wipes and towelettes :pac: No, I shower every other day under normal circumstances, which I thought most people do.

whupdedo

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Wet wipes, moist towelettes, a quick wipe with a wet flannel. Surely you take a shower every day

Why would you shower every day unless working out or doing physical labour, are you smelly or dirty ???

Pumpkinseeds

whupdedo wrote: »

Why would you shower every day unless working out or doing physical labour, are you smelly or dirty ???

Nope, I just have good personal hygiene

Snake

gammygils wrote: »

Dog shiite on the streets! I pick up after my dog. Am I the only one who bothers?
That seems to be the case in my area!

Awe man you're not the only one! Before myself and my girlfriend moved the entire street we lived on was covered in dog shiite. It's like people brought their dogs there just to ****!!

maguic24

whupdedo wrote: »

Why would you shower every day unless working out or doing physical labour, are you smelly or dirty ???

I shower everyday because I sweat buckets and also because I run and play a lot of badminton.

AlwaysAnyTime

whupdedo wrote: »

Why would you shower every day unless working out or doing physical labour, are you smelly or dirty ???

I think most people perspire enough to warrant a daily shower, especially through the night.

whupdedo

maguic24 wrote: »

I shower everyday because I sweat buckets and also because I run and play a lot of badminton.

I can understand that, I shower every day I work out or do physical labour but if I have a shower on a Sunday I won't bother until Tuesday again if I'm not doing anything too physical

LynnGrace

Johnwayne98 wrote: »

People who say "i was like, oh my God!"

I was in a shop today and as I was walking around could overhear the two people working there chatting. One of them was doing most of the talking, 'I was like, and he was like...' .
It started to get funny, I found I was almost counting the 'likes'.

byte

That f*cking John Bishop advert on RTE 2fm, during Electric Disco (presumably, it's on during the rest of 2fm schedules too, dunno, don't listen to much of it, bar ED).

"It's the wardrobe's fault!" hahahaha FCUK OFF!

C14N

AlwaysAnyTime wrote: »

I think most people perspire enough to warrant a daily shower, especially through the night.

This got me wondering so I went and looked it up. Apparently a daily hot shower is not the best for your skin as it removes a layer of protective cells from your skin's surface [Howstuffworks.com] Depending on your skin you can get away with it but still seems better to have a day off unless you're noticeably sweaty (and I'm never noticeably sweaty unless I work out hard).

I certainly don't sweat much through the night unless the weather is very hot.

Ihatecuddles

C14N wrote: »

I certainly don't sweat much through the night unless the weather is very hot.

Yeah, and I don't snore or fart in my sleep...

Snake

mauzo! wrote: »

Yeah, and I don't snore or fart in my sleep...

Do you record yourself sleeping?

Ihatecuddles

retrogamefan wrote: »

Do you record yourself sleeping?

*whoosh*

Graces7

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Eating too much. I just ate far too much veggie spag bol and I feel queasy. I'm still feeling a bit sorry for myself, whine, whine, whine:D

what they used to call an siw, like a hangover..;)

Graces7

C14N wrote: »

This got me wondering so I went and looked it up. Apparently a daily hot shower is not the best for your skin as it removes a layer of protective cells from your skin's surface [Howstuffworks.com] Depending on your skin you can get away with it but still seems better to have a day off unless you're noticeably sweaty (and I'm never noticeably sweaty unless I work out hard).to
I certainly don't sweat much through the night unless the weather is very hot.

that's fine then...cannot safely shower or bathe with cast on but used to this from past accommodation.

alias no.9

Through continued misuse, Khaki has become an accepted term to describe a range of dull green colours, any green that looks like it could be the colour of an army uniform really. Khaki is not ****ing green.

[feeling a bit better now]

Frosty McSnowballs

Boards emoticons!

Why the fuq are there two 'Sticking Out Tongues'?

WHY.?????

Graces7

alias no.9 wrote: »

Through continued misuse, Khaki has become an accepted term to describe a range of dull green colours, any green that looks like it could be the colour of an army uniform really. Khaki is not ****ing green.

[feeling a bit better now]

one online woolshop spells it kacky

Ihatecuddles

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Boards emoticons!

Why the fuq are there two 'Sticking Out Tongues'?

WHY.?????

Ones a lower case P, the other an upper.

Frosty McSnowballs

mauzo! wrote: »

Ones a lower case P, the other an upper.

Ah, for the typers not the clickers.

LynnGrace

Put on accents irritate me, and even more so when they result in poor diction.
I just switched on the tv earlier, and someone on a fashion programme was talking about a 'drass' and the type of 'drasses' she likes.
The VHI ad; 'I was in my own ba-ad', 'my name is Rawz' and not alone that, 'Rawz' was 'on 'andibiodics'.

csallmighty

The spam I see from buy/sell car pages on facebook. For feck sakes that's what done deal and countless other sites are for.

Pumpkinseeds

Early bird neighbours with their housework on a Sunday morning. FFS, it's Sunday morning, it's for lazing in bed and snuggling up, etc. I do not want to be woken at 8am by hoovering and dragging chairs around and general inconsiderate fcukwhittery, especially since you hired the worlds most inept decorator who took an entire week to paint the exterior of a terraced house

Who in the feck ever heard of nailing bits of skirting board to a wall to use as a divide when painting a wall? A handheld bit of cardboard is what is generally used. I shouldn't be surprised really, a family of fcukwits hiring another fcukwit stands to reason really.

wolfmoon87

Fcuking seagulls on the roof next door, riding each other all day. And they're so noisy! >_<

_Redzer_

wolfmoon87 wrote: »

Fcuking seagulls on the roof next door, riding each other all day. And they're so noisy! >_<

Lucky seagulls, the bastards

C14N

mauzo! wrote: »

Yeah, and I don't snore or fart in my sleep...

I'm pretty sure snores and farts tend to not leave much of a trace. Sweat on the other hand usually leaves you wet and/or smelly. So perhaps I am perspiring a lot of odourless, dry sweat.

deise08

wolfmoon87 wrote: »

Fcuking seagulls on the roof next door, riding each other all day. And they're so noisy! >_<

Ha ha ha
seagull porn.
is there a lot of puffin going on?

Graces7

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Early bird neighbours with their housework on a Sunday morning. FFS, it's Sunday morning, it's for lazing in bed and snuggling up, etc. I do not want to be woken at 8am by hoovering and dragging chairs around and general inconsiderate fcukwhittery, especially since you hired the worlds most inept decorator who took an entire week to paint the exterior of a terraced house

Who in the feck ever heard of nailing bits of skirting board to a wall to use as a divide when painting a wall? A handheld bit of cardboard is what is generally used. I shouldn't be surprised really, a family of fcukwits hiring another fcukwit stands to reason really.

get well soon....;)

gugleguy

Magpie porn.

maguic24

Grey crows. Just back from feeding the swannies and the duckies and this ****ing grey crow was being a pr*ck. Hate the f*ckers.

deise08

maguic24 wrote: »

Grey crows. Just back from feeding the swannies and the duckies and this ****ing grey crow was being a pr*ck. Hate the f*ckers.

Grey crows need to feed their chicks too.