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Michael Flatleys' horn stolen

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  • #52
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    So Jade is the new horn? Gotta get some jade.


  • #53
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Christ what did he do to his face? He looks like a freak.


  • #54
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Christ what did he do to his face? He looks like a freak.
    :eek:


  • #55
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I'd like to see these low-life scumbags shot, stuffed and mounted. They don't care about the product and Rhino horn is just a niche product at the moment driven by stupidity in East Asia and an economic boom over there. These are the sort of scum who would rob you blind.


  • #56
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    TheJokesOnUs wrote: »
    You need to be a good to make the first shot count else they come charging at you doing 40Km per hour... it's a lot harder to keep your composure and get a decent shot.

    Nonsense, a well aimed shot from your service revolver will shatter the knee of the nearest bearer, distracting the charging rhino onto his cries, allowing you ample time to regroup, reload and fire at will.

    *adjusts monocle


  • #57
    Chonker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Chonker


    What kind of scumbag puts these things on their walls.

    I bet it was the Karma police who will be back to guide it up his ass while he sleeps.


  • #58
    donegal_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,009 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Scumbags rob house, receive public support. What a strange country we live in.


  • #59
    sawdoubters
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭sawdoubters


    some one stole it off the rhino

    http://www.thejournal.ie/flatley-rhino-horn-aran-1286133-Jan2014/


  • #60
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    His horn will cause him alot of problems yet.


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  • #61
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    For all the rihno lovers maybe the rihno was shot 200 years ago or maybe it came with the house.


  • #62
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    For all the rihno lovers maybe the rihno was shot 200 years ago or maybe it came with the house.

    It's at least 50 or 60 years old if not more. Plus the thing is probably doused in arsenic, what they used preserve them with at the time.


  • #63
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    michael999999 wrote: »
    What kind of a prick has rhino horns?
    gramar wrote: »
    So a little prick has lost his big horn.

    John 3:16
    alwayssideways wrote: »
    Karma. Fully deserved.

    Micahel Flatley woke up at exactly 6:00. He needs no alarm clock. Two women woke him by sucking his cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. He didn't need to shower, because his body self cleanses and his pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

    He got in his 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of his bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without him having penetrated her.

    She hopped on him and started riding his dick while he squeezed her tits and drove with his knees. In three seconds, he arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. he threw the bitch off him, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until he got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.

    His bulging, huge, muscles ripped his shirt off, and six women lined up. They had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when his cock came within five inches of her , and went into an eternal state of euphoria after he put it in. He came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

    He hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of his calf muscles to touch his feet. After benching seven thousand tons, he squatted four million kilograms. He started doing his four hundred laps around Kildare , but he got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

    They orgasmed after hearing his voice. His bitch in the car was getting lonely, so he went back. She sucked him off as he took the three second drive back home. he left her in the car and went inside, to not care what you think of him.


  • #64
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    They are dehorning rhinos now to stop poaching, the only problem is the horns grow back in 24 months.


  • #65
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Micahel Flatley woke up at exactly 6:00. He needs no alarm clock. Two women woke him by sucking his cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. He didn't need to shower, because his body self cleanses and his pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

    He got in his 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of his bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without him having penetrated her.

    She hopped on him and started riding his dick while he squeezed her tits and drove with his knees. In three seconds, he arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. he threw the bitch off him, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until he got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.

    His bulging, huge, muscles ripped his shirt off, and six women lined up. They had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when his cock came within five inches of her , and went into an eternal state of euphoria after he put it in. He came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

    He hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of his calf muscles to touch his feet. After benching seven thousand tons, he squatted four million kilograms. He started doing his four hundred laps around Kildare , but he got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

    They orgasmed after hearing his voice. His bitch in the car was getting lonely, so he went back. She sucked him off as he took the three second drive back home. he left her in the car and went inside, to not care what you think of him.

    Dafuq?!?


  • #66
    sasta le
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭sasta le


    The Gardaí know who done this so I guess they will be arrests soon?


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  • #67
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    sasta le wrote: »
    The Gardaí know who done this so I guess they will be arrests soon?
    Should be.


  • #68
    sasta le
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭sasta le


    Seeem to have avoided arrest after a few thefts


  • #69
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Micahel Flatley woke up at exactly 6:00. He needs no alarm clock. Two women woke him by sucking his cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. He didn't need to shower, because his body self cleanses and his pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

    He got in his 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of his bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without him having penetrated her.

    She hopped on him and started riding his dick while he squeezed her tits and drove with his knees. In three seconds, he arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. he threw the bitch off him, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until he got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.

    His bulging, huge, muscles ripped his shirt off, and six women lined up. They had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when his cock came within five inches of her , and went into an eternal state of euphoria after he put it in. He came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

    He hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of his calf muscles to touch his feet. After benching seven thousand tons, he squatted four million kilograms. He started doing his four hundred laps around Kildare , but he got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

    They orgasmed after hearing his voice. His bitch in the car was getting lonely, so he went back. She sucked him off as he took the three second drive back home. he left her in the car and went inside, to not care what you think of him.


    I have to say that I pissed meself laughing at that.


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