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Embarrassed to get condoms on SHAG week

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  • 28-01-2014 11:26am
    #1
    Like Dolphines Can Swim
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    Is anyone else embarrassed about taking the condoms that are handed out durinf shag week? I just feel like I'd be judged for taking them or something! or feel like I'm being watched. The last thing I'd want is to take the condoms off someone and then for fella to yell out, "Ah, Johnaton got the condoms, ha ha... lads, Johnaton thinks he's going to get the ride", and then for some girl I fancy to pass by and hear it all. My name is Johnaton by the way.

    Is there any way I can get the condoms without being seen?????.
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    smcgiff
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    Like Dolphines Can Swim wrote: »
    Is anyone else embarrassed about taking the condoms that are handed out durinf shag week? I just feel like I'd be judged for taking them or something! or feel like I'm being watched. The last thing I'd want is to take the condoms off someone and then for fella to yell out, "Ah, Johnaton got the condoms, ha ha... lads, Johnaton thinks he's going to get the ride", and then for some girl I fancy to pass by and hear it all

    Is there any way I can get the condoms without being seen?????

    You might want to worry about getting a girl/boy first. ;)

    Local pub should have them in the jacks, just don't panic and buy mints by accident.

    They also cost a lot more, for the convenience loike.


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    Like Dolphines Can Swim
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    smcgiff wrote: »
    You might want to worry about getting a girl/boy first. ;)
    A.. well with a name like Johnaton I am OBVIOUSKLY a guy!!!!!!:rolleyes:


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    smcgiff
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    Like Dolphines Can Swim wrote: »
    A.. well with a name like Johnaton I am OBVIOUSKLY a guy!!!!!!:rolleyes:

    Your point?!? :pac:


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    Like Dolphines Can Swim
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    smcgiff wrote: »
    Local pub should have them in the jacks, just don't panic and buy mints by accident.
    They're not free there!


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Like Dolphines Can Swim wrote: »
    They're not free there!

    How else are you going to get them without being seen. Break into a chemist?


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    zl1whqvjs75cdy
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    If a girl you fancy is passing by while you get condoms just say "I went for the extra large" , then wink seductively. You'll be pounding her in no time.


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    smcgiff
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    Think I get you now, you don't mind been seen/judged by your non-mates. Student's Union probably has them, but I doubt they are free.

    You only get them for free during 'shag week' as a company promotion. I suppose, you could ask the student union, but you're hardly going to go there each time you need one.


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    CZ 453
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    You should have enough buddies with no shame to get them for you. I had plenty of condom mules like these. I think they used get a thrill out of buying them.


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