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Seaneh

Mac you feck, accept my application for sporting!

JamboMac

Seaneh wrote: »

Mac you feck, accept my application for sporting!

Never it was all a trick mwahahaha:pac:

GT_TDI_150

friendly result:

Belgium 2 - 1 Algeria steered FC Porto to victory against AC Milan.
FC Porto beat AC Milan 2 - 0 in their Friendly fixture.
Mignolet had an impressive game and was voted Man of the Match.
De Bruyne and Cambiasso were amongst the goalscorers.

Wilberto

Well, the big game was on tonight.

Willow Murphy steered Schalke to victory against Estudiantes.
Schalke outclassed Estudiantes and beat them 4 - 2 in a thrilling Friendly encounter.
Traoré scored a goal and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance.
Neustädter and Immobile were also amongst the goalscorers.

Both Estudiantes' goals were both equalisers through Mario Gaspar and Theodor Gebre-Selassie.

tupac_healy

Everyone set for tonight?

KERSPLAT!

Porto away tonight. Could really do with registering my first win

GT_TDI_150

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Porto away tonight. Could really do with registering my first win

Could really do with beating Bayern, dont think I've managed it yet?

Seaneh

It feels good to be home.

Now, time to right another wrong. It's time the boy came home.

Hercule Poirot

There a carnival atmosphere as the Athletic Club manager took a break from his month long World Cup party to address the assembled press at the San Mames Stadium. Wearing a Samba bikini, covered in multicoloured feathers that he claimed to have stolen from a Brazilian transvestite he gave the following statement:

"First my congratulations to Seaneh on returning to his spiritual home - he is a man who follows his heart, and who in this cold, dark world could begrudge him success. May the Sun always radiate on his cherubic little face."

He then summoned his servants, paid for by the club, who were dressed in rags. After cackling with laughter and whippping them a few times he demanded that they "Bring out the box!" - upon which a large box, decorated with stars and moons was wheeled into the press room. To absolutely no-ones surprise Alexandre Pato jumped out of the box to announce himself as an Athletic Club player giving the following statement:

"I am so happy that I am allowed to work with M. Poirot for he is a great man. My old manager used to beat me with sh1tty sticks and force me to eat apples - he even tried to sell me to a Bear in Sunderland. But I have found my home now and i am humbled by the great manager I shall now be working with."

And M. Poirot smiled, for he was pleased with what he saw.

Seaneh

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

There a carnival atmosphere as the Athletic Club manager took a break from his month long World Cup party to address the assembled press at the San Mames Stadium. Wearing a Samba bikini, covered in multicoloured feathers that he claimed to have stolen from a Brazilian transvestite he gave the following statement:

"First my congratulations to Seaneh on returning to his spiritual home - he is a man who follows his heart, and who in this cold, dark world could begrudge him success. May the Sun always radiate on his cherubic little face."

He then summoned his servants, paid for by the club, who were dressed in rags. After cackling with laughter and whippping them a few times he demanded that they "Bring out the box!" - upon which a large box, decorated with stars and moons was wheeled into the press room. To absolutely no-ones surprise Alexandre Pato jumped out of the box to announce himself as an Athletic Club player giving the following statement:

"I am so happy that I am allowed to work with M. Poirot for he is a great man. My old manager used to beat me with sh1tty sticks and force me to eat apples - he even tried to sell me to a Bear in Sunderland. But I have found my home now and i am humbled by the great manager I shall now be working with."

And M. Poirot smiled, for he was pleased with what he saw.

I never beat him with sticks, this is an absolute lie!

I used the handle of an old sweeping brush!

pepper180

Hmmm... Will I stay with Standard L for my last game..

OR..

Play my 1st game with Benfica?..

Seaneh

pepper180 wrote: »

Hmmm... Will I stay with Standard L for my last game..

OR..

Play my 1st game with Benfica?..

I think you should stick with them.

Another manager who has been around since the start wanted benfica but you're abit ahead of him so when he saw you'd applied, he didn't bother. I reckon you should let him have them.

pepper180

Seaneh wrote: »

I think you should stick with them.

Another manager who has been around since the start wanted benfica but you're abit ahead of him so when he saw you'd applied, he didn't bother. I reckon you should let him have them.

Nooooooope they will be mine!!! Hard luck to the manager who ever you were but....



MUHAHAHAHAHA

I AM BACK!!

ctrl-alt-delete

Seaneh wrote: »

It feels good to be home.

Now, time to right another wrong. It's time the boy came home.

Quality Newspaper that one!

They never asked me for a quote, he could have been mine

ctrl-alt-delete

pepper180 wrote: »

Hmmm... Will I stay with Standard L for my last game..

OR..

Play my 1st game with Benfica?..

If you want to be in charge of a game tonight I wouldn't quit Standard Liege :pac:

eh i dunno

eh i dunno wrote: »

90 rated gilardino for sale. Part exchange

No decent offers so I may hold on to him

Seaneh

eh i dunno wrote: »

No decent offers so I may hold on to him

Well you never said what you wanted in exchange, I offered you two highly rated young players and you didn't even negotiate.

eh i dunno

Seaneh wrote: »

Well you never said what you wanted in exchange, I offered you two highly rated young players and you didn't even negotiate.

An 86 and 87 for a 90 does'nt seem too good an offer to me

Seaneh

eh i dunno wrote: »

An 86 and 87 for a 90 does'nt seem too good an offer to me

When nobody has any clue what you're looking for, I'd reckon two youngsters isn't a bad offer for a declining 31 year old.

eh i dunno

Seaneh wrote: »

When nobody has any clue what you're looking for, I'd reckon two youngsters isn't a bad offer for a declining 31 year old.

Badly need a keeper and a centre half

Seaneh

Ah, well I can't help you much there but I'm sure there are a few lads who could swap you one or the other.

The Governor

José Mourinho steered Werder Bremen to victory against Beşiktaş JK.
Werder Bremen outclassed Beşiktaş JK and beat them 4 - 1 in their Division 3 fixture.
Dević scored a goal and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance.
Torje was also on the scoresheet for his side

Happy with that

pepper180

Matt Pepper steered Standard Liège to victory against Girondins Bordeaux.
Standard Liège outclassed Girondins Bordeaux and beat them 6 - 5 in a thrilling Division 4 encounter.
Buyens was impressive and scored a hat-trick, later being voted Man of the Match for his performance.

Top of the table with Standard Liège in Div4.

Good way to finish off my last game with them..

Seaneh

2-0 annihilation of highest rated team in the league on my first day back.

#winningisahabit
#likeineverleft
#specialone

JamboMac

Still waiting on the first win at Kiev mandanda doesn't seem that safe in goals.

James Mcconville was unable to prevent a Dynamo Kyiv defeat to Manchester United.
Dynamo Kyiv slumped to a 2 - 1 defeat against Manchester United in their Division 1 fixture.
Huntelaar was on the scoresheet for his side.

Colemania

First win of the season over west brom. 2 goals for jese!

ctrl-alt-delete

Giovinco with another 2 goals, that is 6 in 3 for him now as Genoa beat Celtic 2-1.

tupac_healy

The match ended 1 - 1 between SS Lazio and Hannover 96 in their Division 3 fixture.
Neymar was on the scoresheet for his side.


New season, new players.....

Draw as per usual, I don't want to change to negative tactics so I'm going to give it a 10+ games to see if things will work themselves out and if not then a re-think shall be required....... Far too many draws

GT_TDI_150

Belgium 2 - 1 Algeria earned a draw with FC Porto against Bayern München.
The match ended 1 - 1 between FC Porto and Bayern München in their Division 1 fixture.
Maicon was on the scoresheet for his side.

Happy with a draw against a class side!

eh i dunno

Aston villa outclass psg to win 3-1 and go top of division 1. Division 1 is proving to be easier than division 2