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bazarakus · 27-06-2014 9:59am

The undisclosed deal involving Emmanuel RIVIÈRE of FC Porto and Athletic Club has collapsed as Athletic Club do not have the available funds. Oh, lordy!

Seaneh · 27-06-2014 10:18am

I expect a press conference from His Majesty Hercule to explain this in the near future.

tupac_healy · 27-06-2014 4:24pm

Denis CHERYSHEV has completed his move to SS Lazio from Real Sporting for 1,060,000 plus Santana OMAR and Mike PETRASSO

Don't know anything about him, but got him cheap & always worth picking up Real youth players

Seaneh · 27-06-2014 5:29pm

23, average player and injury prone.
Hence selling him for face value to an external while at Benfica. Played 4 games last season and has never even made the bench for Real's first team.

Al Capwned · 27-06-2014 5:35pm

Dying.
Absolutely fecking dying. A mate of mine is home from the States and a few of us met up yesterday to watch the USA game..... Fell in home at 4am this morning.

Anyway, i completely forgot to change my team back from the weakened European team I had out on Monday... The boys put in a performance though. Still haven't conceded a goal in the league. Ronaldo on the pitch for 45 minutes and shines!

Al Capwned steered Barcelona to victory against Anzhi.
Barcelona beat Anzhi 4 - 0 in their Division 2 fixture.
Ronaldo had an impressive game and was voted Man of the Match.
Song, Onazi and Rooney were amongst the goalscorers.

Hercule Poirot · 27-06-2014 6:05pm

There was a tense atmosphere at the San Mames Stadium today as both the media and the Athletic Club fanbase packed out the press room while their manager Hercule Poirot was called to explain the club's finances after the agreed deal for Emmanuel Riviere collapsed amidst allegations of corruption and financial mismanagement within the club. Wearing a suit that may have been fashionable in the 50's M. Poirot gave the following statement:

"Look at what I'm wearing! Just look at it! Does a man who embezzles money wear rubbish like this? I swear I am a humble, peace-loving man and the next person who accuses me of corruption will be slapped into another nationality. I am, and will always remain, a humble servant to this great club."

At this point it should be noted that M. Poirot stepped away from the podium and stretched his arms wide in what he may have though gave the perception of humility but actually gave him the look of a man with a Messiah complex.

"I do not have a Messiah complex but now I know how Luis Suarez feels - the poor little mite. That money was just resting in my account and it has since been discovered that we will complete the deal shortly. I have contacted the Porto manager personally and he has agreed that this is a illuminati conspiracy to defame my reputation as a great and powerful man."

M. Poirot then stormed out while screaming "Make love not hay!" over and over.

In a short interview the Athletic Club chairman stated: "It amazes me that he can talk for 20 minutes and not actually say anything - he forgot that the wages needed to be paid on Thursday and therefore his money dropped and he couldn't complete the deal. The Porto manager has accepted this turn of events and we will complete the deal as soon as we have 8m in the bank again."

hufpc8w3adnk65 · 27-06-2014 6:19pm

I hear Nama are moving in on the club

Seaneh · 27-06-2014 7:56pm

Desperately seeking an 89 DC or DMC.

Preferably a DC. If anyone has one going spare/unhappy, give him a chance at being part of a championship chasing side this season.

Open to doing a loan deal with financial benefits for the loaning team, I pay a fee, his wages and you buy him back at face value at the end of the season.

Seaneh · 28-06-2014 1:09am

The offer for Eugenio MENA of Santos from Sporting CP has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours

The offer for Free Agent Denys BOYKO from Sporting CP has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours.

One of the stand out players in the Chile team in exchange for a fading 31 year old, a no hope 20 something and 1.3million and the best keeper in the Ukrainian league this season for 3.2million.

Not a bad day's business.

Willing to sell Thomas Kraft now, 87 rated 25 year old Hertha Berlin 'keeper.

modo85 · 28-06-2014 9:44am

Seaneh wrote: »

The offer for Eugenio MENA of Santos from Sporting CP has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours

The offer for Free Agent Denys BOYKO from Sporting CP has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours.

One of the stand out players in the Chile team in exchange for a fading 31 year old, a no hope 20 something and 1.3million and the best keeper in the Ukrainian league this season for 3.2million.

Not a bad day's business.

Willing to sell Thomas Kraft now, 87 rated 25 year old Hertha Berlin 'keeper.

Mena is good and I've been following him myself during the world cup but I wasn't to happy that most of Chile's attacks were coming from isla down the right wing so I said I'd wait to see how Mena got on in the Holland game and to my amazement Holland played kuyt as cover on their left to stop isla getting forward. When Chile copped on to this they tried use Mena more down the left but I thought he struggled. All in all he is a great player but I feel he lacks somethin to force a move to the elite European teams

bazarakus · 28-06-2014 9:51am

Seaneh wrote: »

The offer for Eugenio MENA of Santos from Sporting CP has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours

The offer for Free Agent Denys BOYKO from Sporting CP has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours.

One of the stand out players in the Chile team in exchange for a fading 31 year old, a no hope 20 something and 1.3million and the best keeper in the Ukrainian league this season for 3.2million.

Not a bad day's business.

Willing to sell Thomas Kraft now, 87 rated 25 year old Hertha Berlin 'keeper.

I gotta buy Tom Kraft! My happiness depends on it!

Could I possibly beg your patience so that I raise the cash to bid for said Herr Kraft? Will take me a day or two.

Seaneh · 28-06-2014 10:30am

bazarakus wrote: »

I gotta buy Tom Kraft! My happiness depends on it!

Could I possibly beg your patience so that I raise the cash to bid for said Herr Kraft? Will take me a day or two.

We could do a pe if you have a spare dc, dr or dmc. I could give Kraft + cash.

bazarakus · 28-06-2014 10:42am

Seaneh wrote: »

We could do a pe if you have a spare dc, dr or dmc. I could give Kraft + cash.

Possibly. How about Bonera?

In other news, just realized I have 8 goalies. WTF??

Seaneh · 28-06-2014 10:58am

bazarakus wrote: »

Possibly. How about Bonera?

In other news, just realized I have 8 goalies. WTF??

Id prefer someone a little younger and around 89.

bazarakus · 28-06-2014 12:27pm

Seaneh wrote: »

Id prefer someone a little younger and around 89.

Alas I don't have anyone available who fits in that bracket.

Hercule Poirot · 28-06-2014 12:47pm

Seaneh wrote: »

Id prefer someone a little younger

Seaneh · 28-06-2014 12:47pm

Then onto the open market he goes. He won't sell too quick, you have time to raise funds.

hufpc8w3adnk65 · 28-06-2014 3:35pm

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

Gis a loan of your bear?

*sign all the kids

Wilberto · 28-06-2014 3:37pm

Only now have I discovered our opponent for the first round for the League Cup.

It is, of course, Estudiantes!! Looks like I'll be making an earlier return to the Estadio Único than I first thought. I just hope they'll welcome me with open arms!

pepper180 · 28-06-2014 6:09pm

Wilberto wrote: »

A nice 1-0 win against Benfica for Schalke! A Benfica side that has already been widely tipped for promotion I might add!

Naa mate.. We're shi*e here at Benfica..

Wilberto · 28-06-2014 9:09pm

pepper180 wrote: »

Naa mate.. We're shi*e here at Benfica..

Ah, go for the old "lure everybody else into a false sense of security" tactic. I like it!!

Seaneh · 28-06-2014 9:25pm

Wilberto wrote: »

Ah, go for the old "lure everybody else into a false sense of security" tactic. I like it!!

Yeah, Dzeko, Tevez, Mertesacker, Marchetti, Honda, Kolarov, Kaka, Pereira, Džemaili, Luisao, Ronaldinho... absolute crap that team....

pepper180 · 28-06-2014 10:26pm

Seaneh wrote: »

Yeah, Dzeko, Tevez, Mertesacker, Marchetti, Honda, Kolarov, Kaka, Pereira, Džemaili, Luisao, Ronaldinho... absolute crap that team....

Don't say that about my team!!! Bully

KERSPLAT! · 29-06-2014 12:25pm

http://www.soccermanager.com/player.php?pid=44691

Baumann for sale, looking for a young 86/87 riser + maybe some cash

KERSPLAT! · 29-06-2014 1:06pm

Deal done, happy days. Another easy transfer with Palermo

Seaneh · 29-06-2014 1:18pm

Willing to trade Akinfeev for 2 or 3 89 rated players, once of which MUST be a gk.

Holla atchya boi.

The Governor · 29-06-2014 3:10pm

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

http://www.soccermanager.com/player.php?pid=44691

Baumann for sale, looking for a young 86/87 riser + maybe some cash

Ah feck you forgot our little agreement to give me a heads up when you were selling him

I'd have given you a couple for him.

Mr Blobby · 29-06-2014 4:57pm

The Governor wrote: »

Ah feck you forgot our little agreement to give me a heads up when you were selling him

I'd have given you a couple for him.

Sent you a PM about a GK

bazarakus · 29-06-2014 5:04pm

Seaneh wrote: »

Willing to trade Akinfeev for 2 or 3 89 rated players, once of which MUST be a gk.

Holla atchya boi.

This player has been made unavailable by the current manager.

KERSPLAT! · 29-06-2014 5:05pm

The Governor wrote: »

Ah feck you forgot our little agreement to give me a heads up when you were selling him

I'd have given you a couple for him.

Sorry, thought that was with Blobby

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