Manchester United vs Fulham Match thread k/o 16.00 SS1.

Alpha Dog 1

Really need to get the ball on the ground in the box, everything is going in in the air.

Cypher_sounds

Valencia is nailed on to cross when he gets ball.

mike65

66

FutureGuy

It amazes be that Gary Neville hasn't called out this "attack plan" for what it is instead of saying it's an extraordinary game.

Agueroooo

Richardson is such a poor player

Too Tough To Die

Should put Vidic up front.

D.Q

Why buy mata at all.

kona

United 2-1 against a **** team. I wouldn't even waste a e5 on this ****.

Please god sack this spoofer

Pyjamarama

mike65 wrote: »

Fulham will either get the second or concede two late goals as they get very tired.

Tired? Why would they be tired? They've just sat in the box and headed the ball clear all day.

Fuhrer

D.Q wrote: »

Why buy mata at all.

Good crosser of the ball

Cantona's Collars

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

Valencia is nailed on to cross when he gets ball.

The Fulham fullback has just put on a 2nd pair of shinguards to help when Val will start smashing the ball against his legs.

Rubber_Soul

TheFullDuck wrote: »

all subs used, cue a CB injury

And a Fulham 2nd from a defensive error in the last 10. It's inevitable.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Still reckon Man U will win this. If they do it may paper over the cracks of a poor man U performance.

Holtby is looking good BTW.

Kylo Ren

This is worse than Arsenal's defeat yesterday.

Danger781

Squawka says we're now on 68

mike65

FutureGuy wrote: »

It amazes be that Gary Neville hasn't called out this "attack plan" for what it is instead of saying it's an extraordinary game.

He is still a Utd but I imagine he'll address their shortcomings on the Monday Night programme with Carra (who may have a hard time stopping himself laughing)

duffman13

StarshipPooper wrote: »

You just know the narrative for this from the sky lads will be plucky Fulham putting on a defensive masterclass, with zero criticism of Moyes's tactical approach making it easy for them.

I think the stats they are constantly flashing up is gonna lead to criticism of his tactical approach. Caveman

SlickRic

SlickRic wrote: »

I hope you all realise that Fulham are shíte here.

they're doing absolutely nothing special bar be tall.

As I said earlier, they've mi**** a load of clearances and all. They've looked there for the taking all match.

Your Airbag

Carricks second forward ball of the game. Almost worked.

NabyLadistheman

Never heard a commentary team as patronising in my life. Fulham have a solid gameplan and are doing well. It's up to Utd to break em down

Rubber_Soul

D.Q wrote: »

Why buy mata at all.

Great passer, better able to find the wingers.

dr.bollocko

I think the tactic is to give every Fulham CB a headache from all the headers. Imagine. Smashing them out time and again like that. They must be seeing stars. Moyes is a genius.

Dicky Pride

@dalejohnsonESPN: Man United have attempted more crosses in this game than any team in the top five European leagues this season. #mufc

Max_Charger

FutureGuy wrote: »

It amazes be that Gary Neville hasn't called out this "attack plan" for what it is instead of saying it's an extraordinary game.

Straight out of Matt "extraordinary" Coopers play book for trying to stay neutral.

mike65

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Tired? Why would they be tired? They've just sat in the box and headed the ball clear all day.

If you don't have the ball you tire quicker and your head starts to spin a bit.

michael999999

Arsenal must be looking forward to there midweek game!

FutureGuy

I want us to lose this game now. Any result will vindicate Moyes decision to cross everything and bypass all technical ability.

recylingbin

Before utd score the 3 goals that makes this look like a great win, can I just say




Hahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaaha

SlickRic

why buy Mata if you've no intention of playing between the lines?

Rayne Wooney

It's an abomination if we don't uphold our 1.02 crosses per minute from the first half

Amirani

This is so tactically inept from Moyes. Why bother signing Mata if all he's going to do is spread it out to Young and Rafael to deliver terrible crosses all day long?

kona

Makes traps tactics look like barca.

Liam O

Ah great, haven't read much of the thread, see mike's joined the party. Are monkey9 and Turdyturd here yet, or is it worth my time to complain about how utterly crap United are? It's baffling stuff.

Lord TSC

Finally.

mike65

and breath!

3 crosses in the build-up to that goal. Vindication.

Chagan

About f*cking time

BNMC

PHEW!

ctrl-alt-delete

Finally.

Lapin

Good cross for that goal.

Corvo

Moyes is jammy bastard. I'm firmly in the Moyes out camp regardless of the result here

klose

Fairly inevitable

Thanx 4 The Fish

Bloody hell, real Alamo stuff here. Have seen 4 lads throw themselves at the ball in quick succession. Terrible defending on RvP for the goal. Man U to win Comfortably now.

Amirani

There we go.

Lord TSC

3 games.

3 Mata assists.

3 RVP goals.

Professional Griefer

About ****ing time.

eagle eye

Classy play from Mata setting up the move and then the assist.

beno619

It's sad that I'm not happy about scoring.

ctrl-alt-delete

Like buses.

sea_monkey

See all we had to do was cross it to RVP, get it together moyes