Farming Chit Chat sallies Fourth

whelan2

was a body found on a farm not far from here yesterday, imagine finding a body on your land:eek: we have often said it could be 6 months or more between when we are in some fields/laneways anything could be there

lakill Farm

FFS. I am not placing tractor dealers in the came category as cattle dealers.

Had a deal done on a tractor, money organised pending inspection of mine and the hoare wount answer my calls or texts.

Little does he know I checked out his company since and its not registered with CRO. Gangster :rolleyes:

_Brian

lakill Farm wrote: »

FFS. I am not placing tractor dealers in the came category as cattle dealers.

Had a deal done on a tractor, money organised pending inspection of mine and the hoare wount answer my calls or texts.

Little does he know I checked out his company since and its not registered with CRO. Gangster :rolleyes:

Some lads just have no word..
I had a deal struck on an agitator and when I went back he was looking for more money as he was getting lots of calls through DD.. chancers !!

lakill Farm

_Brian wrote: »

Some lads just have no word..
I had a deal struck on an agitator and when I went back he was looking for more money as he was getting lots of calls through DD.. chancers !!

Ye same fecker raised the price by €1,000 .

A real ****er

whelan2

In cinema with kids watching pudsey. I can tolerate most kids films but this is brutal. Kids enjoying it though

micky mouse

quick question,mind just gone blank today..is it 18 or 24 months that heifers can be before you have to bleed for mart..thanks

farmersfriend

micky mouse wrote: »

quick question,mind just gone blank today..is it 18 or 24 months that heifers can be before you have to bleed for mart..thanks

24

Farrell

micky mouse wrote: »

quick question,mind just gone blank today..is it 18 or 24 months that heifers can be before you have to bleed for mart..thanks

24

nashmach

lakill Farm wrote: »

FFS. I am not placing tractor dealers in the came category as cattle dealers.

Had a deal done on a tractor, money organised pending inspection of mine and the hoare wount answer my calls or texts.

Little does he know I checked out his company since and its not registered with CRO. Gangster :rolleyes:

That Lambo was too dear anyway

lakill Farm

nashmach wrote: »

That Lambo was too dear anyway

dont worry im realistic with what I actually will take for it private and even less as a trade in

Reggie.

Woo hoo I made the RTE

nashmach

lakill Farm wrote: »

dont worry im realistic with what I actually will take for it private and even less as a trade in

To be fair to you, it doesn't look like a bad tractor at all. If the bonnet was cleaned up and resprayed it would look near mint - seems the paint on all of these is not great anyway.

lakill Farm

nashmach wrote: »

To be fair to you, it doesn't look like a bad tractor at all. If the bonnet was cleaned up and resprayed it would look near mint - seems the paint on all of these is not great anyway.

I gate it a quick wash since the pictures were taken, but look im selling a genuine tractor now a resprayed rust bucket. The side panels are actually plastic so no rust

Base price

Running late for wedding :eek:
Had to bring in a bull with a nasty cut on his off hind leg and wash it out with peroxide/water. Left him in with hay and some nuts.

Kovu

Base price wrote: »

Running late for wedding :eek:
Had to bring in a bull with a nasty cut on his off hind leg and wash it out with peroxide/water. Left him in with hay and some nuts.

Be grand! Just tell the B&G that you had a lot of bull to deal with this morning:D

have2flushtwice

Base price wrote: »

Running late for wedding :eek:
Had to bring in a bull with a nasty cut on his off hind leg and wash it out with peroxide/water. Left him in with hay and some nuts.

half two.. well late alright!

Farrell

have2flushtwice wrote: »

half two.. well late alright!

Suppose it depends on the bride:rolleyes:

whelan2

oh brought radiator from jeep to raprad in drogheda, they reconditioned it for 40 euro

jt65

whelan2 wrote: »

oh brought radiator from jeep to raprad in drogheda, they reconditioned it for 40 euro

was reading up , think you can the brake calipers for the paj reconditioned as well , think they take in your old ones

whelan2

jt65 wrote: »

was reading up , think you can the brake calipers for the paj reconditioned as well , think they take in your old ones

thanks where can we get them reconditioned?

jt65

whelan2 wrote: »

thanks where can we get them reconditioned?

pm George Dalton over in the motors forum , he might know some place in your area,

onyerbikepat

Reggie. wrote: »

Woo hoo I made the RTE

Crimewatch ?

darragh_haven

onyerbikepat wrote: »

Crimewatch ?

No. He was on the Angelus. ..... one of the lads looking off in the distance

Nekarsulm

darragh_haven wrote: »

No. He was on the Angelus. ..... one of the lads looking off in the distance

Guarding a field on the Louth/Meath border......

Muckit

darragh_haven wrote: »

No. He was on the Angelus. ..... one of the lads looking off in the distance

BONG... BONG.... BONG


Still laughin

Reggie.

Warned I might be dragged into something like this http://www.farmersjournal.ie/bride-makes-swift-exit-to-do-evening-milking-162635/

Reggie.

onyerbikepat wrote: »

Crimewatch ?

Surprised you lot never noticed the big ceremony on in Dublin today.

darragh_haven

Reggie. wrote: »

Surprised you lot never noticed the big ceremony on in Dublin today.

That thing. It was too noisy to notice anything else

Reggie.

darragh_haven wrote: »

That thing. It was too noisy to notice anything else

Yeah the gimps

_Brian

whelan2 wrote: »

thanks where can we get them reconditioned?

I bought new callipers for my Xtrail on eBay. Delivered in from the UK at a fraction of the cost locally.

A cow called Daisy

When milking this evening thought I recognised a couple of cows coming in to be milked as ones i had already milked Turned out 'someone' hadn't shut dividing gate properly and the milked cows got mixed with the ones to be milked:mad: Was handier to let all through again than try and divide in yard.
I'd swear I invented new swear words:)

Kovu

The only thing worse in those cases Daisy is when you realise that the 'someone' was yourself:D

whelan2

havent bought the journal in a while but i am glad i did, in the country living section , the money mentor has an article on new prsi oppurtunities. This means partners-spouse- who assist in the farming business now have the oppurtunity to make prsi contributions in their own right, however partners employed by spouse are still excluded. I know this is a very grey area for a lot of people

rangler1

whelan2 wrote: »

havent bought the journal in a while but i am glad i did, in the country living section , the money mentor has an article on new prsi oppurtunities. This means partners-spouse- who assist in the farming business now have the oppurtunity to make prsi contributions in their own right, however partners employed by spouse are still excluded. I know this is a very grey area for a lot of people

Looking good alright, we've tried to tick all the boxes since my OH retired from her job at 55.
Because of her pension, she'd be entitled to nothing at 66 if it was means tested

dzer2

Well lads and lassies a few months ago I mentioned that we were doing the rounds at cattle marts and I looked for advice on which were good marts to promote the business. Well we have now got off the ground and are now starting to promote the business at shows. Currently we have a stand booked at the following shows

Tinahely show Monday 4th August
Iverk Show Pilltown Saturday 23rd August
National Ploughing Championship Laois 23rd - 25th Sept.

Anyone interested in attending the shows and would like more information please PM me and I will forward all relevant info.

Muckit

What business are you in? You're not selling cattle sticks are you?

dzer2

Muckit wrote: »

What business are you in? You're not selling cattle sticks are you?

No not cattle sticks Sir.

Pm sent.

whelan2

rangler1 wrote: »

Looking good alright, we've tried to tick all the boxes since my OH retired from her job at 55.
Because of her pension, she'd be entitled to nothing at 66 if it was means tested

my parents had awful trouble jumping through hoops, paid money had money returned etc, hopefully this will sort some people out

Reggie.

Such a job to get out of the bed this morning

whelan2

Reggie. wrote: »

Such a job to get out of the bed this morning

wouldnt it be great to be a kid again, not clock watching, not caring what time ya get up at. Youngest lad just came downstairs and asked is it morning time;)

dzer2

whelan2 wrote: »

wouldnt it be great to be a kid again, not clock watching, not caring what time ya get up at. Youngest lad just came downstairs and asked is it morning time;)

Youngest lad got up here at 7.30 came down told Mammy he would be back up after he had his jobs done. I told him last week he could get a kitten from a neighbour if he showed he could look after it so he took on a pen of calves theyhave being stuffed with nuts since.:D

Greengrass1

Father went off this morning with tractor didn't know where he was going.
I see him now with the tractor outside the house hoovering it out

I said

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Father went off this morning with tractor didn't know where he was going.
I see him now with the tractor outside the house hoovering it out

Must have a hot date lol

Reggie.

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Father went off this morning with tractor didn't know where he was going.
I see him now with the tractor outside the house hoovering it out

Man after my own heart

td5man

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Father went off this morning with tractor didn't know where he was going.
I see him now with the tractor outside the house hoovering it out

Ffs, furry dice and twin beacons next.

whelan2

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Father went off this morning with tractor didn't know where he was going.
I see him now with the tractor outside the house hoovering it out

is he selling it:D

Reggie.

whelan2 wrote: »

is he selling it:D

In the market are ya

Greengrass1

whelan2 wrote: »

is he selling it:D

Neighbour said to him the other day it sounded like a 135.
Dunno what he's talking about because she is very quiet.
He's scraping the yard with her now

Reggie.

Ah the day job

jimmy G M

Reggie. wrote: »

Ah the day job

Are ya jumping nxt week?