Farming Chit Chat sallies Fourth

Charliebull

moy83 wrote: »

Would it be better to ask her to make a meal for the two of ye ? Just to make sure she is worth bringing forward in a relationship ?

Good thinking moy, maybe bring a bag of ironing as well,

frazzledhome

moy83 wrote: »

Do protestants eat meat on good friday ? I had a breakfast roll and beef stew yesterday ! And thursday night in the pub spilled into 2:30 friday morning .

1 sausage roll
Big Mac meal
6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?

Charliebull

frazzledhome wrote: »

1 sausage roll
Big Mac meal
6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?

Your ok once you didn't have a bit of nookie as well

J.O. Farmer

moy83 wrote: »

Would it be better to ask her to make a meal for the two of ye ? Just to make sure she is worth bringing forward in a relationship ?

He'd want to be sure that the office wasn't full of women in case they found it sexist or something. He might not get out alive.

Reggie.

moy83 wrote: »

I reckon if eating meat and and drinking porter is all god has on me I should still clear st. Peters gate .
What does the army tell ye with regards to religion if you have to kill a person at work ?

The other lad was looking for it

Reggie.

moy83 wrote: »

Would it be better to ask her to make a meal for the two of ye ? Just to make sure she is worth bringing forward in a relationship ?

An interview ya mean

Reggie.

frazzledhome wrote: »

1 sausage roll
Big Mac meal
6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?

I think your borderline there joey

moy83

frazzledhome wrote: »

1 sausage roll
Big Mac meal
6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?

Only yer ring the following morning will be in hell !

td5man

Charliebull wrote: »

Good thinking moy, maybe bring a bag of ironing as well,

If she hits you with the iron youre definitely compatible.

whelan2

Charliebull wrote: »

Good thinking moy, maybe bring a bag of ironing as well,

Maybe bring your mother along too to see if she approves

td5man

And dont forget to look for the track of the wellington on her leg.

simx

dzer2 wrote: »

Ok lads and lassies need some advice we are promoting a business in rural areas and are exhibiting in marts and the like. Just wondering which marts would be good ones to start from we need a medium display area preferably covered

Any advice greatly appreciated

D

I presume you have tried Kk already, after that it'll be hard get covered areas I reckon, sure marts anyway reasonably near would be Kk, Cw, Tullow, Mountrath, new Ross, carnew, Carrick on suir, roscrea, how big a stand would it be? Or are you displaying anything big?

Reggie.

whelan2 wrote: »

Maybe bring your mother along too to see if she approves

Ah this is getting out of hand

C0N0R

Charliebull wrote: »

Your ok once you didn't have a bit of nookie as well

Become a Protestant nearly sure the last time I was at church they allowed that on Good Friday! :cool:

C0N0R

Charliebull wrote: »

Go to the wedding on yer own, by the time you arrive all the single women will be drunk, twill be like shooting fish in a barrel,

On a serious note, ask that girl out for a meal where it's just the two of ye

This is fantastic advice on both accounts, especially if she is shy. Of she knows nobody it could be awkward enough.

moy83

.Kovu. wrote: »

Same as! Made a heap of it the other day as I have it most days. Going all traditional now and am off for a few hours with 2 boiled eggs in my pocket. :cool:
Looking at the cows this morning, one fecker has atrocious sore feet in the shed, on the mats and all. Think I'll let her out later, don't want her going down on me, she's overdue a few days now.

Any woman that is makin her own pate is worth having around the house ! if the wife ever gets rid of me I might make you a proposal , bring them two heifers from the picture thread , your good mouser cat and the pate !

Reggie.

moy83 wrote: »

Any woman that is makin her own pate is worth having around the house ! if the wife ever gets rid of me I might make you a proposal , bring them two heifers from the picture thread , your good mouser cat and the pate !

You don't ask for much do ya

moy83

Reggie. wrote: »

You don't ask for much do ya ; p

If you dont ask you don't get

Reggie.

moy83 wrote: »

If you dont ask you don't get

Chancer...... i pity that woman of yours

moy83

Reggie. wrote: »

Cancer...... i pity that woman of yours

I hope you meant to type chancer ! I deffo dont want the other .

I'm lucky with the wife , she would do anything for me .

frazzledhome

Charliebull wrote: »

Your ok once you didn't have a bit of nookie as well

Well I'm phucked so👙👙

Reggie.

frazzledhome wrote: »

Well I'm phucked so👙👙

Say three hail Marys and you ll be grand

Reggie.

moy83 wrote: »

I hope you meant to type chancer ! I deffo dont want the other .

I'm lucky with the wife , she would do anything for me .

Thought I edited quick enough :rolleyes:

moy83

Reggie. wrote: »

Thought I edited quick enough :rolleyes:

Hope you're quicker on the trigger :P

A cow called Daisy

moy83 wrote: »

I hope you meant to type chancer ! I deffo dont want the other .

I'm lucky with the wife , she would do anything for me .

moy83 wrote: »

I might turn protestant just for the meat
Yer man that said any day he gets meat is a good day is right , I'm just tucking into toast and pate here to get the day started . Nom nom !

She would do anything for you????? Would she become a protestant!!!!!!???

moy83

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

She would do anything for you????? Would she become a protestant!!!!!!???

No bother I'd say . Her mother was a Protestant so she is halfway there anyhow !

dzer2

simx wrote: »

I presume you have tried Kk already, after that it'll be hard get covered areas I reckon, sure marts anyway reasonably near would be Kk, Cw, Tullow, Mountrath, new Ross, carnew, Carrick on suir, roscrea, how big a stand would it be? Or are you displaying anything big?

Yeah KK CW and Tullow covered already, you might have saw it Wed or thur and 6ft table and a few pull out stands

moy83

dzer2 wrote: »

Yeah KK CW and Tullow covered already, you might have saw it Wed or thur and 6ft table and a few pull out stands

What are you selling dzer ?

simx

dzer2 wrote: »

Yeah KK CW and Tullow covered already, you might have saw it Wed or thur and 6ft table and a few pull out stands

was in there thursday but wasnt down where the trade stands do be, i presume ya were down near the restaurant? will ya be there weekly?

Reggie.

moy83 wrote: »

Hope you're quicker on the trigger :P

Ya just have to pull it the once

moy83

Reggie. wrote: »

Ya just have to pull it the once

As a lad told me one time when I made a mess of killing a turkey "dont worry about it , they only die the once "

Kovu

moy83 wrote: »

As a lad told me one time when I made a mess of killing a turkey "dont worry about it , they only die the once "

How did you make a mess of killing a turkey

Conmaicne Mara

.Kovu. wrote: »

How did you make a mess of killing a turkey

He thought he was choking the chicken instead.

Kovu

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

He thought he was choking the chicken instead.

:pac: I was doing my best to avoid that joke!

moy83

.Kovu. wrote: »

How did you make a mess of killing a turkey

First time nerves I suppose and he got away while I was cutting the neck ! Wouldn't happen now , I tie them up by the leg first anymore

Kovu

moy83 wrote: »

First time nerves I suppose and he got away while I was cutting the neck ! Wouldn't happen now , I tie them up by the leg first anymore

You wouldn't let him get away if you were married to me! I'd batter ya with the rolling pin.

moy83

.Kovu. wrote: »

You wouldn't let him get away if you were married to me! I'd batter ya with the rolling pin.

I would hope that I would be the one doing the battering in any relationship Hope that wouldn't be a deal breaker for you ?

Kovu

moy83 wrote: »

I would hope that I would be the one doing the battering in any relationship Hope that wouldn't be a deal breaker for you ?

Not at all, you would be well settled in on the couch though.;)

Damo810

Local butcher here used to kill pigs with a batter of a sledge to the head years ago (50+). One day the pig moved and got away after he swung the sledge, they found the pig 3 miles away stuck in a drain down by the railway track

moy83

.Kovu. wrote: »

Not at all, you would be well settled in on the couch though.;)

Ah you are safe enough , I'm too lazy to go in for domestic violence

Damo810

.Kovu. wrote: »

Not at all, you would be well settled in on the couch though.;)

This one?

Kovu

Damo810 wrote: »

This one?

Wonder who'll own up to recognising it.....:pac:

Damo810

.Kovu. wrote: »

Wonder who'll own up to recognising it.....:pac:

Well you have just there :pac:

Kovu

Damo810 wrote: »

Well you have just there :pac:

It does the rounds on reddit quite a bit. (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it)

moy83

Where is it ?

Damo810

moy83 wrote: »

Where is it ?

There might be something similar in that place with the black door in Galway!

Zr105

.Kovu. wrote: »

It does the rounds on reddit quite a bit. (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it)

Id say you'd be stuck to it alright.....

Reggie.

moy83 wrote: »

Where is it ?

Like ya don't know

td5man

Happy Easter to everyone.

whelan2

td5man wrote: »

Happy Easter to everyone.

brought kids to smyths . Said they could get something instead of an easter egg, smyths where giving out free easter eggs:rolleyes: