Farming Chit Chat sallies Fourth

bogman_bass

Heard some lads talk about a cow "putting out her bearing" but most people round here would just say her calf bed

J.O. Farmer

bogman_bass wrote: »

Heard some lads talk about a cow "putting out her bearing" but most people round here would just say her calf bed

The reed is a vaginal prolapse. The reed is a common name down the West here. The bearing is the vulva at the entrance of the vagina. The calf bed is the uterus so if that's out so is the calf.

_Brian

Just back from a long weekend in Wexford.
Some land down those parts.

Great time round the beaches and walking hook head.

Even the poor looking ground was better looking than land here in Cavan.

Reggie.

_Brian wrote: »

Just back from a long weekend in Wexford.
Some land down those parts.

Great time round the beaches and walking hook head.

Even the poor looking ground was better looking than land here in Cavan.

Ya got a good weekend for it

whelan2

_Brian wrote: »

Just back from a long weekend in Wexford.
Some land down those parts.

Great time round the beaches and walking hook head.

Even the poor looking ground was better looking than land here in Cavan.

welcome brian:)

mayota

_Brian wrote: »

Just back from a long weekend in Wexford.
Some land down those parts.

Great time round the beaches and walking hook head.

Even the poor looking ground was better looking than land here in Cavan.

Did you enjoy the break?

Muckit

_Brian wrote: »

Just back from a long weekend in Wexford.
Some land down those parts.

Tis to be sure. Did you drive in around Johnstown castle? Grass growing out over the hedges. Unreal.

Charliebull

_Brian wrote: »

Just back from a long weekend in Wexford.
Some land down those parts.

Great time round the beaches and walking hook head.

Even the poor looking ground was better looking than land here in Cavan.

Do they drink much whiskey down there Brian ,

_Brian

Wine and beer.

td5man

_Brian wrote: »

Just back from a long weekend in Wexford.
Some land down those parts.

Great time round the beaches and walking hook head.

Even the poor looking ground was better looking than land here in Cavan.

Good to see new people on here ;-)

Muckit

The life of _Brian. Very apt for the weekend that was in it :-)

Charliebull

td5man wrote: »

Good to see new people on here ;-)

Very true, a lot good men left,

whelan2

Charliebull wrote: »

Very true, a lot good men left,

like that hugo29 fella

_Brian

Muckit wrote: »

The life of _Brian. Very apt for the weekend that was in it :-)

Ya. Hoping not to get the sack. But £5m stg would take the sting out of being let go. £5M would farm for a few years before it ran out

Damo810

whelan2 wrote: »

like that hugo29 fella

Sure that fella was all bull

exercise is the antidote

Charliebull wrote: »

Very true, a lot good men left,

Ah I'd say alot of them are lingering around in the distance, waiting to pounce

Farrell

.Kovu. wrote: »

Yea I am going to ring AI man today, I know he keeps the double section of the book himself, only problem is that I haven't a clue what month she was AI'ed so he may have a bit of a search. He carries straws from bova/dovea and progressive so I don't think they can help!

Ach you know what I mean, the end of the calf bed or whatever it is!:P

We're with eurogene, they send you out a yearly receipt showing all services & price.
Progressive put the service up on icbf.
If that helps

Reggie.

Damo810 wrote: »

Sure that fella was all bull

Genghis Cant

Damo810 wrote: »

Sure that fella was all bull

He was the man with the gay bull. :-)

Genghis Cant

I'm still on hols myself. Above in the Glens of Antrim. Powerful weather. Saw all the sights, got out on the mountain bike, and drank & ate plenty.
Some right good land here too between the rocks!

Kovu

Genghis Cant wrote: »

He was the man watching the gay bull. :-)

:pac::p

naughto

J.O. Farmer

naughto wrote: »

Things is bad when you're volunteering to foot turf to get out of the house.

Charliebull

Damo810 wrote: »

Sure that fella was all bull

Sounds like a gob****e,

Charliebull

Genghis Cant wrote: »

I'm still on hols myself. Above in the Glens of Antrim. Powerful weather. Saw all the sights, got out on the mountain bike, and drank & ate plenty.
Some right good land here too between the rocks!

Did you get your passport stamped, must be a fair shock for you to be able to see the sea,

Did ya ride anything else except the bike

moy83

Charliebull wrote: »

Did ya ride anything else except the bike

Aw charlie , will you try and keep it clean !

But sure you might aswell tell us now anyhow ghengis ?

Genghis Cant

Charliebull wrote: »

Did you get your passport stamped, must be a fair shock for you to be able to see the sea,

Did ya ride anything else except the bike

The tide has little influence in as far as Offaly.
Herself is complaining from being saddle sore alright. :-)

Charliebull

Genghis Cant wrote: »

The tide has little influence in as far as Offaly.
Herself is complaining from being saddle sore alright. :-)

Not enough practice, :rolleyes:

Nekarsulm

Did youse get as far as Bushmills? Its important to sample the local culture, after all!

naughto

Charliebull wrote: »

Not enough practice, :rolleyes:

not enough lube

Charliebull

Nekarsulm wrote: »

Did youse get as far as Bushmills? Its important to sample the local culture, after all!

Brian drank that place dry

Genghis Cant

So practice and lube. Or practice with lube?

We were over in Bushmills alright, but not in the distillery. I've been there before.
Passed through it goin to Dunluce castle.
It's a spectacular part of our island.

Nekarsulm

Fair bit of road up past Cushendall and Cushendun, gorgeous in good weather.

J.O. Farmer

Genghis Cant wrote: »

So practice and lube. Or practice with lube?

We were over in Bushmills alright, but not in the distillery. I've been there before.
Passed through it goin to Dunluce castle.
It's a spectacular part of our island.

I'd say practice and lube. No need to practice with lube just horse it on. You can't go wrong.

Genghis Cant

Nekarsulm wrote: »

Fair bit of road up past Cushendall and Cushendun, gorgeous in good weather.

We're staying in Cushendall. The back road out there to Torr head is fairly spectacular. I'd love to get out along the coast in my kayak. It'd be some way of seeing it. But it's looks seriously dangerous waters.

Nekarsulm

Don't know if you remember, but about a year ago a fellow went out on his bike for a spin along that road. was blown clean over the side, not found for almost a fortnight.

Conmaicne Mara

Genghis Cant wrote: »

We're staying in Cushendall. The back road out there to Torr head is fairly spectacular. I'd love to get out along the coast in my kayak. It'd be some way of seeing it. But it's looks seriously dangerous waters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9BeGNnCqw

Genghis Cant

Nekarsulm wrote: »

Don't know if you remember, but about a year ago a fellow went out on his bike for a spin along that road. was blown clean over the side, not found for almost a fortnight.

I didn't hear that. I see the Giro d'Italia is coming to the Antrim coast, lots of pink flags and pink bikes around the place now in anticipation.

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Genghis Cant wrote: »

I didn't hear that. I see the Giro d'Italia is coming to the Antrim coast, lots of pink flags and pink bikes around the place now in anticipation.

I'm massively excited about that. I am marshalling at it

Oh and a bit of chamois cream'll do better than lube. But if you practice enough the saddle soreness'll all but disappear - yours and hers

Genghis Cant

gadetra wrote: »

I'm massively excited about that. I am marshalling at it

Oh and a bit of chamois cream'll do better than lube. But if you practice enough the saddle soreness'll all but disappear - yours and hers

It has the making of a super event!

My problem is the practice enough bit, that's where I'm remiss!

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Genghis Cant wrote: »

It has the making of a super event!

My problem is the practice enough bit, that's where I'm remiss!

Do ya have a good warm up? That's the key

Genghis Cant

gadetra wrote: »

Do ya have a good warm up? That's the key

The level I'm at I prefer to do my warm up in the saddle....... Yep the first 250 yards are my warm up :-)

GrandSoftDay

Genghis Cant wrote: »

We're staying in Cushendall. The back road out there to Torr head is fairly spectacular. I'd love to get out along the coast in my kayak. It'd be some way of seeing it. But it's looks seriously dangerous waters.

Your nearly worse than me. Went up to Achill for the first time with herself last year and when I was driving down the hill to Keem beach i was nearly crying that I hadnt the Kayak on top of the jeep, some spot so it is!! I shall return before the summer is over.

C0N0R

GrandSoftDay wrote: »

Your nearly worse than me. Went up to Achill for the first time with herself last year and when I was driving down the hill to Keem beach i was nearly crying that I hadnt the Kayak on top of the jeep, some spot so it is!! I shall return before the summer is over.

Beautiful part of the world, Achill has to be one of my favourite spots, keem is lovely.

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Genghis Cant wrote: »

The level I'm at I prefer to do my warm up in the saddle....... Yep the first 250 yards are my warm up :-)

Ah now I see the problem. A thorough and lengthy warm up is key. If you get into that habit there'll be no end to the practice you'll be doing

naughto

GrandSoftDay wrote: »

Your nearly worse than me. Went up to Achill for the first time with herself last year and when I was driving down the hill to Keem beach i was nearly crying that I hadnt the Kayak on top of the jeep, some spot so it is!! I shall return before the summer is over.

every may bank hoilday a gang of about 30 would head to achill for the weekend drinking it used to be some craic and not a cop to be seen for the weekend.dieing after a night on the beer now never mind a full weekend of drinking, riding.

naughto

on the river

naughto wrote: »

reilig taking his retirement fund

Charliebull

on the river wrote: »

reilig taking his retirement fund

speaking of which, i wonder is he back in the fold

Base price

I got an awful fright earlier on and am still not the better from it.
Lads were spreading slurry from the lagoon with the long pipe thingie and I went up to the yard to tell them that the dinner was ready. When I got back to the house I realised that my 6 month old Rottie pup was missing. I went back up to the yard and found her in the lagoon trying to get out. The dopey fecker on the tractor with the pump did not even see her in it.
Luckily I had a pfd in the jeep that I use for fishing as I cannot swim. I put it on before I tried rescuing her. After many frustrating attempts I managed to throw a rope around her head and pull her to safety.
I was amazed that the dopey fecker did not have a pfd in the tractor and I had words with his boss about it afterwards.
The automatic ones only cost about €120 each.
A good lesson learned - extendable ladder and 2 pfd's are now beside the lagoon.