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whelan2

what goes into sundry fixed costs?

Reggie.

whelan2 wrote: »

guess what i am doing? should have finished it months ago

Shame on you

jt65

whelan2 wrote: »

what goes into sundry fixed costs?

I was going to post a smart ass reply, ... :rolleyes: but seeing we have a female Mod. better not,

Greengrass1

whelan2 wrote: »

what goes into sundry fixed costs?

Anything you can't put down for cows or machinery or vet.

whelan2

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Anything you can't put down for cows or machinery or vet.

do you put in income tax anywhere?

Kovu

jt65 wrote: »

I was going to post a smart ass reply, ... :rolleyes: but seeing we have a female Mod. better not,

I'll be nice! Just mind your P's and Q's:p

Would sundry fixed costs be something like dog food if you have a sheepdog? A petty cash sort of thing. Think Greengrass is pretty much spot on with above.

Greengrass1

whelan2 wrote: »

do you put in income tax anywhere?

There's a option for tax isn't there?

whelan2

what goes into sundry variable costs then?

whelan2

Greengrass1 wrote: »

There's a option for tax isn't there?

no not on my input sheet

Greengrass1

whelan2 wrote: »

no not on my input sheet

Have you got the newest version?

Kovu

whelan2 wrote: »

what goes into sundry variable costs then?

Do they have to be listed or are you just looking for the total? http://www.teagasc.ie/advisory/farm_management/epm/reports/Dairy.pdf

I'm guessing things like a new wheelbarrow wheel, powerwasher fittings....;)

whelan2

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Have you got the newest version?

probably not, teagasc man sent it to me in january

jt65

whelan2 wrote: »

do you put in income tax anywhere?

I'm out of touch , but I think income tax would be listed under personal drawings

Reggie.

Well that's the dog dropped off to be...... ahem "serviced"

Zr105

Reggie. wrote: »

Well that's the dog dropped off to be...... ahem "serviced"

Poor b***ard..... you'll feel so guilty when he looks up at you afterwards

Reggie.

Zr105 wrote: »

Poor b***ard..... you'll feel so guilty when he looks up at you afterwards

No no no.... SHE'S visiting the boyfriend

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

No no no.... SHE'S visiting the boyfriend

Did you give her Panadol before she went so she definitely didn't have a headache?

Greengrass1

.Kovu. wrote: »

Did you give her Panadol before she went so she definitely didn't have a headache?

I thing it should be other way around. Bitches never stop yapping on and on and on and on :D:D

Zr105

Reggie. wrote: »

No no no.... SHE'S visiting the boyfriend

Ah ok! I suppose what i was thinking would be more "doctored"... You'll have a happy dog then for a while!

Reggie.

Greengrass1 wrote: »

I thing it should be other way around. Bitches never stop yapping on and on and on and on :D:D

Thata boy green

Reggie.

.Kovu. wrote: »

Did you give her Panadol before she went so she definitely didn't have a headache?

How often have you used that one

Reggie.

Zr105 wrote: »

Ah ok! I suppose what i was thinking would be more "doctored"... You'll have a happy dog then for a while!

Thank god she can't complain to me about her losing her figure :rolleyes:

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

How often have you used that one

I very rarely get them! Drink about 3 litres of water a day. You wouldn't know yourself after a week.

dharn

Income tax paid cannot be claimed for :mad:

Reggie.

.Kovu. wrote: »

I very rarely get them! Drink about 3 litres of water a day. You wouldn't know yourself after a week.

Much the same but the toilet runs at night are a different matter

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

Much the same but the toilet runs at night are a different matter

Getting older is a terrible affliction :P

whelan2

dharn wrote: »

Income tax paid cannot be claimed for :mad:

this is in the profit monitor. just wondering does it go in anywhere?

dharn

Dont know whelan, over here in the west farms dont have a profit, we do it for the love of it :pac:

whelan2

dharn wrote: »

Dont know whelan, over here in the west farms dont have a profit, we do it for the love of it :pac:

i am only doing my profit monitor now , had such a crap year last year i couldnt face it, its actually alot better than i thought

Greengrass1

whelan2 wrote: »

i am only doing my profit monitor now , had such a crap year last year i couldnt face it, its actually alot better than i thought

Sorry obcant say the same. Most expensive year ever. Fed 300kg more per cow

Reggie.

.Kovu. wrote: »

Getting older is a terrible affliction :P

You have no idea

whelan2

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Sorry obcant say the same. Most expensive year ever. Fed 300kg more per cow

its not good ..... but its done. Put it all behind me and move on

Reggie.

whelan2 wrote: »

its not good ..... but its done. Put it all behind me and move on

That's the style

whelan2

Reggie. wrote: »

You have no idea

life begins at 40:D:D:D:D

Reggie.

whelan2 wrote: »

life begins at 40:D:D:D:D

That's your story

farmersfriend

whelan2 wrote: »

life begins at 40:D:D:D:D

Lets hope so!

Deepsouthwest

whelan2 wrote: »

i am only doing my profit monitor now , had such a crap year last year i couldnt face it, its actually alot better than i thought

Good milk price saved a lot us last yr

Farrell

Was off visiting relations in Dublin yesterday, OH intended doing shopping, well as always didn't happen (cow calving, tractor trouble), so off shopping today. Stopped in Riverfront in Virginia yesterday, lovely dinner. Stopped in fatted calf in glasson today, lovely too. Commented that's 2 days in a row we've treated ourselves to lovely meals. Reply was if you earned more we could!
If any of you are peckish near either of these, stop off well worth

Mac Taylor

First set of twins here in years. Bull and a heifer, she cleaned twice, does that mean that the heifer is not a freemartin?
Debuded two calves this morning, checked them this afternoon, no problem, went over at 8pm and one of them was pumping blood. He was kicking himself where we debudded him. Tried the gas again to seal it but no joy. So out with flour, cotton wool and silage tape to apply and hold pressure. Hope it feckin works. Long day, thankfully all the money we make justifies the time.
By the way whats a profit monitor? Never seen one of them around here!!!

Kovu

Mac Taylor wrote: »

First set of twins here in years. Bull and a heifer, she cleaned twice, does that mean that the heifer is not a freemartin?

I think she has a better chance of being breedable than if there was one afterbirth but she still would have gotten a hefty amount of testosterone into her during development. Open to correction on that though.

Nope Mac- I was wrong. Or at least not fully right

Freemartinism is recognized as one of the most severe forms of sexual abnormality among cattle. This condition causes infertility in the female calves born twin to a male. When a heifer twin shares the uterus with a bull fetus, they also share the placental membranes connecting the fetuses with the dam. A joining of the placental membranes occurs at about the 40th day of pregnancy, and thereafter the fluids of the two fetuses are mixed. This causes exchange of blood and antigens carrying characteristics that are unique to each heifer and bull. When these antigens mix, they affect each other in a way that causes each to develop with some characteristics of the other sex. Although the male twin in this case is rarely affected by reduced fertility, in over 90 percent of the cases, the female twin is completely infertile.

Reggie.

No work tomorrow, little one asleep and it's the FILs turn to watch the cattle tonight. Thank god for little miracles

Mac Taylor

.Kovu. wrote: »

I think she has a better chance of being breedable than if there was one afterbirth but she still would have gotten a hefty amount of testosterone into her during development. Open to correction on that though.

Nope Mac- I was wrong. Or at least not fully right

Pity, but there you go. I am going to frame this message - a woman nearly admitting she was wrong!!!

Mac Taylor

First few dairy cows ai ed with lim bull ahz. I'll hopefully be rearing a few calves by had in 9 months. Heaven forbid, We haven't done that in 20 plus years!!

GY A1

turf cut cant wait for for the the soe backs lol

Milked out

Deepsouthwest wrote: »

Good milk price saved a lot us last yr

+1

whelan2

Mac Taylor wrote: »

By the way whats a profit monitor? Never seen one of them around here!!!

we do one at the end of each year, lets you know your cost per litre and profit(or loss:mad:) per litre and a breakdown of costs etc.

I said

GY A1 wrote: »

turf cut cant wait for for the the soe backs lol

Yeah don't forget the midges eating ya alive

Reggie.

GY A1 wrote: »

turf cut cant wait for for the the soe backs lol

Still waiting for ours to be cut

TITANIUM.

Spose everyone has There rolling done? I held off waiting for more rain to soften things up a bit but im afraid I missed my chance I suppose.

whelan2

TITANIUM. wrote: »

Spose everyone has There rolling done? I held off waiting for more rain to soften things up a bit but im afraid I missed my chance I suppose.

we are the same just going to go over any tracks there are