Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2013/14 Mod warning post#7005

mike65

I have to say while touching my wood that the injury concerns of Arsenal and City are piling up at just the right time.

Aguero doubtful again, Ramsey set-back, Ozil with knock could be out for a month or more, Walcott gone for season, Wilshire fragile,

Pilsbury Doughboy

mike65 wrote: »

I have to say while touching my wood that the injury concerns of Arsenal and City are piling up at just the right time.

Aguero doubtful again, Ramsey set-back, Ozil with knock could be out for a month or more, Walcott gone for season, Wilshire fragile,

:eek:

Grayditch

Best of luck to Spurs in the Europa League, tonight.

Lovely, distracting, energy consuming Europa League. Spinning the Ikea plates with one hand while reaching for the good china with the other.

smileyj1987

mike65 wrote: »

I have to say while touching my wood that the injury concerns of Arsenal and City are piling up at just the right time.

Aguero doubtful again, Ramsey set-back, Ozil with knock could be out for a month or more, Walcott gone for season, Wilshire fragile,

I know the injury situations at other clubs favour LFC but it's hardly worth fapping over .
If you want to do that watch some vids ;-)

Knex*

I can see now why the bouncing boob gifs were stopped. If Mike is that bad with just the thought of another club having an injury crises, he must have been a Randy Marsh-esque disaster when those were happening.

:pac:

gafferino

Knex. wrote: »

I can see now why the bouncing boob gifs were stopped. If Mike is that bad with just the thought of another club having an injury crises, he must have been a Randy Marsh-esque disaster when those were happening.

:pac:

Only censored bouncing gifs are now allowed

gafferino

Luis Suarez back on FB.

https://www.facebook.com/suarez16luis

Agent Coulson

gafferino wrote: »

Luis Suarez back on FB.

https://www.facebook.com/suarez16luis

Just coming on to post that.

Knex*

What a bloody week for him to decide to go back to that :pac:

Agueroooo

@ 3secs does he say... ' That tosser Terry' :P

gafferino

Agueroooo wrote: »

@ 3secs does he say... ' That tosser Terry' :P

He definitely implies it.

DaveSuarez

This game at Old Trafford looks like it just got a whole lot tougher, Moyes has them running extra laps all week.

mike65

Porto are on ITV4 (and TV3?) Fernando is playing.

Also Suso speaks to talksport

http://talksport.com/football/liverpool-exclusive-suso-tells-talksport-we-will-be-top-sooner-or-later-14031383385

He doesn't sound like someone agitating to leave which some would have you believe.

Oscorp

Manchester Evening News published "12 reasons why Manchester United are better than Liverpool" today and it reads like an extremely bitter amateur blog.

Highlights include the ludicrious:

Form is temporary, class is permanent

If Liverpool fans are going to brag about finishing above United this season they should probably put it in context. The last time they finished above the Reds in the league was 12 years ago - and that was when the likes of Juan Sebastian Veron, Quinton Fortune, and Wes Brown were all in Sir Alex's side. And before that it was 1991. So expect 2027 to be the next time Liverpool get the better of United!

The desperate:

Points don’t make prizes
Liverpool have been praised for their brilliant, attacking football all season and United will be hard pressed to catch them in the league. But equally, Liverpool are third-favourites for the league title, and it’s the only competition they’re left fighting for. David Moyes won a trophy in his first competitive game. For all the good play of the Scousers they’ll still end up with less silverware - what a shame.

And the outrageous:

Good lookingOf course in conceding that Brendan Rodgers' side have played more attractive football this season, we must emphasise the fact that 2013-14 bucks a trend over 50 years old. It is United who have long been known for a swashbuckling approach to the beautiful game, with the likes of George Best, Bobby Charlton and Cristiano Ronaldo ensuring Old Trafford was the place to go for aesthetes. By contrast, much of Liverpool's early success under Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley and - more recently - Rafael Benitez has been built on a sterile pass-and-move which has rarely caught the imagination.

Who knew, the Liverpool side of the 70s an 80s were sterile!


Not sure if it's indicative of the rest of their fanbase but the lad who wrote that seems like he's cracking up.

Link: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/12-reasons-manchester-united-better-6812070

Grayditch

Oh, if that was a slice of cake, I'd ask them for another. Delicious.

Washington Irving

Surely a parody, but this is pretty great:

Turtyturd

Oscorp wrote: »

Manchester Evening News published "12 reasons why Manchester United are better than Liverpool" today and it reads like an extremely bitter amateur blog.

Highlights include the ludicrious:

The desperate:

And the outrageous:

Who knew, the Liverpool side of the 70s an 80s were sterile!


Not sure if it's indicative of the rest of their fanbase but the lad who wrote that seems like he's cracking up.

Link: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/12-reasons-manchester-united-better-6812070

Obviously written by the poster claiming Welbeck is better than Sturridge.

smileyj1987

Washington Irving wrote: »

Surely a parody, but this is great

The obsession is still strong in some .

Augmerson

Washington Irving wrote: »

Surely a parody, but this is pretty great:

Youtube won't load for me, can someone tell me what's going on?

Gbear

Augmerson wrote: »

Youtube won't load for me, can someone tell me what's going on?

It really doesn't matter.

Washington Irving

Augmerson wrote: »

Youtube won't load for me, can someone tell me what's going on?

"5 Reasons Why Liverpool Won't Win The League", following on in the vein of the article in Oscorp's post above.

YouTookMyName

Sturridge from his City and Chelsea days

sh__93

Augmerson wrote: »

Youtube won't load for me, can someone tell me what's going on?

It's a video of some poor fella with a horrible illness. It seems he's got sh1te pouring out of his mouth instead of his ar$e.
Pretty disturbing. I wouldn't recommend watching it.

monkey9

DaveSuarez wrote: »

This game at Old Trafford looks like it just got a whole lot tougher, Moyes has them running extra laps all week.

Seeing Danny Welbeck training there brings hope to my heart.

brevity

Danny Welbeck is an excellent player who will win lots of trophies with Manchester Utd.

Techniques07

Been getting hyped for Sunday and just after enjoying these

Also

And...

Can not wait for Sunday, BRING IT ON!!!

rizzodun

DaveSuarez wrote: »

This game at Old Trafford looks like it just got a whole lot tougher, Moyes has them running extra laps all week.

They're not even lines of two, sure no wonder they can't find their marker...

Dub13

A large group from Irish Kop will be watching the Utd game in the Woolshed on Parnell St on Sunday, if your about pop in.

Juniorhurler

4th should be secure for liverpool at least. Spurs look shoddy here.

djPSB

Juniorhurler wrote: »

4th should be secure for liverpool at least. Spurs look shoddy here all season.

FYP

Juniorhurler

Juniorhurler wrote: »

4th should be secure for liverpool at least. Spurs look shoddy here.

Was kinda hoping Spurs would stay in that comp a bit longer

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

sh__93 wrote: »

It's a video of some poor fella with a horrible illness. It seems he's got sh1te pouring out of his mouth instead of his ar$e.
Pretty disturbing. I wouldn't recommend watching it.

Some of his points were actually spot on - especially the one about the defense.

TrueIt

Who's going to drop points this weekend? City, Chelsea or Arsenal? One of them are bound to

Courtesy Flush

Juniorhurler wrote: »

4th should be secure for liverpool at least. Spurs look shoddy here.

The longer they stay in the Europa the better

KingdomYid

Courtesy Flush wrote: »

The longer they stay in the Europa the better

I would not be worrying about Spurs lads, a complete shambles at the moment. The top 4 will be the top 4 in whatever order they fall.

Courtesy Flush

would like to see Christian Eriksen in a Liverpool shirt

gafferino

Courtesy Flush wrote: »

The longer they stay in the Europa the better

not on that showing. Benfica looked very good and Spurs bar Eriksen were poor. Can't seeing them turning that around in Benfica.

hefferboi

TrueIt wrote: »

Who's going to drop points this weekend? City, Chelsea or Arsenal? One of them are bound to

They'll all win I think, United too!

djPSB

gafferino wrote: »

not on that showing. Benfica looked very good and Spurs bar Eriksen were poor. Can't seeing them turning that around in Benfica.

Did Eriksen do anything apart from the free kick?

Not sure if he would be a great fit for our team. Work rate is poor. Wouldn't be taking set pieces either.

T-K-O

djPSB wrote: »

Did Eriksen do anything apart from the free kick?

Not sure if he would be a great fit for our team. Work rate is poor. Wouldn't be taking set pieces either.

Not in the first half anyway, he was awful.

mike65

Spurs are like one of those terrible supergroups that some management team throw together at the behest of the record company and falling sales - lots of tedious, aimless mid tempo noodling. No decent hook lines, never mind air-punching rhythms and riffs.

OwaynOTT

mike65 wrote: »

Spurs are like one of those terrible supergroups that some management team throw together at the behest of the record company and falling sales - lots of tedious, aimless mid tempo noddling. No decent hook lines, never mind air-punching rhythms and riffs.

They never crank it all the way up to eleven like The Liverpool.

mike65

Spinal Tap is 30 this year

Kerrigooney

mike65 wrote: »

Spurs are like one of those terrible supergroups that some management team throw together at the behest of the record company and falling sales - lots of tedious, aimless mid tempo noddling. No decent hook lines, never mind air-punching rhythms and riffs.

Beautifully put.

Knex*

mike65 wrote: »

Spurs are like one of those terrible supergroups that some management team throw together at the behest of the record company and falling sales - lots of tedious, aimless mid tempo noodling. No decent hook lines, never mind air-punching rhythms and riffs.

You reminded me of this, which coincidentally is also my laptop profile image

djPSB

Echo reporting Henderson will be rewarded with a new contract this summer.

Well deserved.

ush

mike65 wrote: »

Spurs are like one of those terrible supergroups that some management team throw together at the behest of the record company and falling sales - lots of tedious, aimless mid tempo noodling. No decent hook lines, never mind air-punching rhythms and riffs.

Audiospurs

rob316

djPSB wrote: »

Echo reporting Henderson will be rewarded with a new contract this summer.

Well deserved.

Going to be an important player for Liverpool for years, hopefully will continue to improve.

Sturridge should be rewarded too, he's a top player and should be on top money.

Turtyturd

Hello Cleveland....I mean LFC thread.

gimli2112

I know this has been debated before but I still don't see the benefit of the Europa League. Been a huge distraction for Spurs. Too many games and playing on Thursday is a joke. Don't agree it's a good way to blood young players.... a midweek game in some country you never heard of playing against some team that finished 3rd in their domestic league - we may as well be playing Accrington Stanley (Apologies to any Accrington fans)

Some journalist (& I use this term lightly) writing for the Mail suggested if Utd qualify for Europa they should boycot it, as it's beneath them and arrange Friendlies with major European teams instead. The article was beyond delusional but I do hate this competition.