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Let's write an awful pop song!

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  • 18-02-2014 3:28pm
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    paddylonglegs
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    Surely it's not that difficult for the people of boards to write and produce a trashy chart topping pop song? I'm smashed at the moment and could really do with the money.

    All you need to do is arrange these terms which are generally found in every generic pop song. You're welcome to add your own too but let's start off with some:

    "On the floor tonight"
    "Baby I feel your body next to mine"
    " baby tonight you'll be mine"
    "We'll be together as one"
    "Dj turn it up"
    "Feel your body next to mine.....on the floor tonight"
    "This night is my night"
    "We can't get any higher"
    "Tonight babe" - (handy one)

    Ok there's only 9 there cos I'm lazy. That's a start though.

    Can I have some money now?


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    karaokeman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    This is not going to work unless your Simon Cowell or whoever has most authority in the business.


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    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,544 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    karaokeman wrote: »
    This is not going to work unless your Simon Cowell or whoever has most authority in the business.

    Yes I am simon cowell.

    I'm just a bit smashed after having a new baby


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    LoganRice
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    "On the floor tonight" - Baby I want to see your face on the floor tonight to tell you something
    "Baby I feel your body next to mine" - You know sometimes baby I feel your body next to mine
    " baby tonight you'll be mine" - But that doesn't mean baby tonight you'll be mine
    "We'll be together as one" - I don't believe we'll be together as one
    "Dj turn it up" - Dj turn it up because I'm dumpin' my partner over the sound of Rihanna
    "Feel your body next to mine.....on the floor tonight" - I want to feel this other person's body next to mine while I'm here on the floor tonight
    "This night is my night" - So this night is my night and not yours
    "We can't get any higher" - You may think you are high but you're not
    "Tonight babe" - (handy one) - Because tonight babe I'm leavin' you for this other person so tough luck on you


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    SilverScreen
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    I can throw in some autotuned farts. We can create the song around them so that it's like a novelty tune or something.


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    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,544 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    LoganRice wrote: »
    "On the floor tonight" - Baby I want to see your face on the floor tonight to tell you something
    "Baby I feel your body next to mine" - You know sometimes baby I feel your body next to mine
    " baby tonight you'll be mine" - But that doesn't mean baby tonight you'll be mine
    "We'll be together as one" - I don't believe we'll be together as one
    "Dj turn it up" - Dj turn it up because I'm dumpin' my partner over the sound of Rihanna
    "Feel your body next to mine.....on the floor tonight" - I want to feel this other person's body next to mine while I'm here on the floor tonight
    "This night is my night" - So this night is my night and not yours
    "We can't get any higher" - You may think you are high but you're not
    "Tonight babe" - (handy one) - Because tonight babe I'm leavin' you for this other person so tough luck on you

    I'm feeling this is a kind of duet style loganrice?


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    LoganRice
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    Yes and it will be a dirty skanking success no doubt


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    Welsh Megaman
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manual


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    notnumber
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    I know of an old obscure tune we can use ..its by Nin Huguen and the Huguenotes..never be sussed!


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    dirkmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    notnumber wrote: »
    I know of an old obscure tune we can use ..its by Nin Huguen and the Huguenotes..never be sussed!

    Their story is a terribly sad story


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    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    notnumber wrote: »
    I know of an old obscure tune we can use ..its by Nin Huguen and the Huguenotes..never be sussed!

    They're much more famous than I thought. I was in a lift the other day, their music was being piped in there and I heard someone whistling it!


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    notnumber
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    Green Giant wrote: »
    They're much more famous than I thought. I was in a lift the other day, their music was being piped in there and I heard someone whistling it!

    Right so back to Plan B..


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    dirkmeister
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    Most rubbish pop songs I hear these days start with "JASOOOON DERULO" or "Mr International, yeah, it's Pitbull worldwide"


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    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    Most rubbish pop songs I hear these days start with "JASOOOON DERULO" or "Mr International, yeah, it's Pitbull worldwide"

    and let's not forget "RED ONE!"


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