Slap in the face with a wet fish!

jameshayes

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/11034859.Woman_fish_slapped_with_large_bream_in_Accrington_Asda/?ref=var_0

Girl is Irish supposedly..

POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.

The incident took place around 3pm on Tuesday 4th February at the Asda store on Hyndburn Road.

The 52 year old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman has approached the stall to ask about different fish.

Without warning the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store.

The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged.

The woman is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair. She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar with ‘I love PB’ on the left breast pocket.

The man is described as being around the same age, 5ft 8 tall, wearing a dark coat and dark grey trousers and boots.

PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward and contact me, PC 1183 Hartley on 101.”

queue some great fish puns!

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Wow. :rolleyes:

FudgeBrownie

jameshayes wrote: »

queue some great fish puns!

All sounds a bit fishy to me.

pickarooney

Did a Sky Sports commentator write that? The tenses used make no sense.

legal trouble on a large scale..

Muise...

I thought it was traditional over there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8

pebbles21

Looks like he was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time !

Artful_Badger

Looks like.....the fish is....

I got nottin

Aphex

POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.

The incident took place around 3pm on Tuesday 4th February at the Asda store on Hyndburn Road.

The 52 year old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman has approached the stall to ask about different fish.

Without warning the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store.

The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged.

The woman is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair. She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar with ‘I love PB’ on the left breast pocket.

The man is described as being around the same age, 5ft 8 tall, wearing a dark coat and dark grey trousers and boots.

PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward and contact me, PC 1183 Hartley on 101.”






Lock her up immediately!

I am pie

What a load of pollocks....for fvcks hake.

Pedro K

pebbles21 wrote: »

Looks like he was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time !

You're some cod you are!

Tabnabs

I hake this thread.

MarkR

It's neither the time nor the plaice for this sort of malarky.

Donkey Oaty

I wonder what Newstalk's George Hook will have to say about this!

Hook.

You know - like on the end of a fishing line.





No?






I'll tell you what, why don't you guys go fck yourselves.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

this thread smells kinda like vaginas, as the joke goes

stevenmu

Aphex wrote: »

POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.

Is that where Accrington Stanley are based, have we finally solved the mystery of who they are?

FudgeBrownie

Something about a blind man saying, 'hello ladies!'

Hazys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kpR4kjqS88

Kimbot

this must be the new facebook video fad, its sole purpose is to give salmon a slap and see their trout pout

pickarooney

pickarooney wrote: »

Did a Sky Sports commentator write that? The tenses used make no sense.

I have agreed with this post

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

bluewolf wrote: »

I have agreed with this post

well.... you have

LETHAL LADY

Stupid little bitch. I'd love to slap her across the face with the sole of my shoe.

Ruu

/slap jameshayes

Ruubot2 slaps jameshayes around a bit with a large trout

Duggy747

Yer wan is a doirty slapper!

brummytom

All these puns are giving me a haddock.

whisky_galore

One of our own doing us proud, yet again.

Mickey H

Good Evening Ladies.

Kev_2012

It'll be a total fluke if she gets away with this, but I hope she gets knocked off her perch.

MonsterCookie

Funny, it's usually the fish that gets battered...

Arthur Beesley

I love Peanut Butter too, but I'm not sure I'd wear a badge proclaiming my love of Peanut Butter though.

Stavros Murphy

Victim? Lol. Someone set up a support Group, quick. "It happned in a flash, I was standing there, iceing the pollock, when wham! A Bream in the kisser and down I went. My life flashed before my eyes. I'm lucky to be alive - if she'd picked a Cod, I'd be a gonner".

zenno

She hit the wrong person.

Archeron

The supermarket worker didn't sea it coming. Seriously though, she'll be squids in if she can sue for this, before you know it she'll be basking in the warm rays of the Mediterranean.


The attacker will roe the day she breamed of this senseless violence. Moray and moray people seem to think its okay to Leave others flounder like this.

Mummichogs!

fishfarmer

Its an occupational hazard for me

MadsL

fishfarmer wrote: »

Its an occupational hazard for me

Do many of your customers assault you with your wares? You may want to work on your social skills...

Mr Cumulonimbus

Aphex wrote: »

POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.......


PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward and contact me, PC 1183 Hartley on 101.”

Any relation to JR Hartley who wrote that book about fly fishing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv1VQ7uSC-s

thelad95

To just slap someone in the face with a fish....... she must have no sole.

foggy_lad

Ruddy necknominations gave the shop assistand a Golden shiner

asteroth

I thought the stunt was brill but the whiting will be on the wall when these two are netted. They might clam up during interrogation but if the cops show a bit of mussel they'll soon change their tuna.

fishfarmer

MadsL wrote: »

Do many of your customers assault you with your wares? You may want to work on your social skills...

Generally its the fish themselves making a break for freedom

Geomy

She also has a trout pout, the day they end up in court will be a big pouting for everyone. ..

Geomy

She also has a trout pout, the day they end up in court will be a big pouting for everyone. ..

zetalambda

What that girl did was completely trout of order.

WilyCoyote

Seems that these antisocial activities sPIKE at this time of year. sorry

notnumber

Police in England are searching for an Irish teenager who is said to have slapped a shop worker across the face with a large fish.

CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.

The incident took place on 4 February at a supermarket on Hyndburn Road, Accrington.

Lancashire Constabulary described the incident as "completely unacceptable".

In a statement, the police said the 52-year-old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman approached to ask about different fish.

"Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store," said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary.

"The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged."

The girl is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with "blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair".
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264

:eek:start of a slapofafishinthefacenomination game?

Photo-Sniper

He was just trawling for trouble in the first place. Not a bad thing but he cod of done something batter.

JohnFalstaff

Prepare yourselves, the fish puns are coming.

howamidifferent

That whole story smells of something fishy...

uch

IBTL

postitnote

Wrong plaice at the wrong time..

Akrasia

Call me a traditionalist, but I'm more into the old rubber chicken slap instead