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Matt needs a job

  • 25-02-2014 9:57pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭



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    College had my go through remedial english twice

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Is occupy wall street finally being subverted

    I'm blocked from following their twitter account https://twitter.com/OccupyWallSt

    and the content reads like a revolutionary fortune cookie

    the forum site is nearly inaccessible today https://occupywallst.org/forum/
    the members few
    and speaking of the forum dying



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    So Matt, taken any drugs lately? Just s question. I'm not a cop btw.

    Regards,

    Not a cop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Matt as your attorney I advise you to answer that question with a question about questions. Also try to inject a tangent question about tangent questions.

    BTW this will also work in your interview, e.g.

    Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

    A. I expect in five years I will be asking someone where they see themselves in five years, which of course will lead me to reflect on my own ambitions and consider where I will be myself in five years, and wondering if this person will be asking someone else the same question in five years, to someone else who will in turn be thinking about where he will be, though he will not be wondering where you will be as you will be dead and I will be running the company.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I have no idea mud.jpg

    http://theollingroup.ca/3-things-to-do-when-youre-stuck-or-scared/

    Working on some comprehensive project while going further in debt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I have no idea either.

    bth_Judge-Judy-Shake-My-Head-Gif_zps3e0e5a33.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Damn it Chucken, we were "this" close to bringing down the leader of occupy. THIS close.
    All the work we have put in to ensnare him in our little trap and you had to blow it.

    Fuck now it is back to Langley we me to think up another devious scheme to blame all the woes of the world on some other innocent soul. Perhaps send out a few pictures on facebook and whoever gets the most likes gets the blame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Damn it Chucken, we were "this" close to bringing down the leader of occupy. THIS close.
    All the work we have put in to ensnare him in our little trap and you had to blow it.

    Fuck now it is back to Langley we me to think up another devious scheme to blame all the woes of the world on some other innocent soul. Perhaps send out a few pictures on facebook and whoever gets the most likes gets the blame.

    Please thank this post to save starving African women.

    Thanks you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I don't want to join facebook :(

    chicken-little.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Chucken wrote: »
    I don't want to join facebook :(

    chicken-little.jpg

    No, to facebook, then...then, how will we know if you are not a threat, if you are not on facebook reporting your every move and stating your opinions on everything, I'm afraid we will just have to declare you and enemy combatant,

    Drone away.

    Damn it, I said Chucken not chicken. sutpid Drone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Maybe you're the enemy combatant, *****centralts.......sounds like entrails to me :mad:


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