John Gilligan Shot

Hangballlouie

John Gilligan facts.

He has claws as big as cups.
He has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head.
He has a retractable leg so he "can leap up at you better."
He has magnets on his tail, so "if you're made out of metal, he can attach himself to you"
He lights up at night
He has a tremendous fear of stamps
His yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel
He has no mouth, but instead has four arses,
He only has eyebrows on Saturdays.
He lives "on the place where there should be moors" (Clondalkin)
He makes a "terrible howling noise"
He is the size of a jaguar.
He has got big white teeth, as sharp as knives.

Guy:Incognito

Is his mother still alive? If not I wonder who'll be trotted out to say how terrible it is and how hes a devoted family man that wouldn't hurt a fly and never touched drugs etc etc.

Cantremember

Blay wrote: »

I don't know, you're the one who said it:pac:

No I didn't. I MISTYPED Gilligan and corrected it. Figure that out now. So you tell me Who the **** is Gillian?

Eight Ball

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Is his mother still alive? If not I wonder who'll be trotted out to say how terrible it is and how hes a devoted family man that wouldn't hurt a fly and never touched drugs etc etc.

It's the lack of facilities don't you know

Witcher

Cantremember wrote: »

No I didn't. I MISTYPED Gilligan and corrected it. Figure that out now. So you tell me Who the **** is Gillian?

So it was a typo..Gatling could have made the same mistake..why did you light on him?

Why are you asking me who 'Gillian' is? << This is the first time I've even typed 'Gillian' in this thread.

c_man

Tell him that the good people of AH hate him. That should finish him off.

Cantremember

Gatling wrote: »

Got cramp yet

Why would I have cramp? Utterly idiotic comment. No doubt in your universe it's brilliant.

Cantremember

Blay wrote: »

So it was a typo..Gatling could have made the same mistake..why did you light on him?

Why are you asking me who 'Gillian' is? << This is the first time I've even typed 'Gillian' in this thread.

Go and read some of the shyte you posted over a typo.

Muahahaha

Is he dead lads or not ?

DellyBelly

I heard from a reliable source he was shot three times...don't know if he's survived.

Witcher

Cantremember wrote: »

Go and read some of the shyte you posted over a typo.

I posted 'Poor girl'...I was taking the piss out of your mistake. Don't get annoyed over it now:pac:

Molly14

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's a plot to overshadow Enda's speech tonight.

Without a doubt!

Happyman42

DellyBelly wrote: »

I heard from a reliable source he was shot three times...don't know if he's survived.

4 according to sindo twitter

finix

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Is his mother still alive? If not I wonder who'll be trotted out to say how terrible it is and how hes a devoted family man that wouldn't hurt a fly and never touched drugs etc etc.

Trot me out and I will say he is a bollix and his family have the morals of an alley cat or a drug dealer

Cantremember

Blay wrote: »

I posted 'Poor girl'...I was taking the piss out of your mistake. Don't get annoyed over it now:pac:

A typo? You go around thinking typos are worth that? You are a majorly annoying loser. **** off with yourself.

Witcher

Cantremember wrote: »

A typo? You go around thinking typos are worth that? You are a majorly annoying loser. **** off with yourself.

Aww is the lickle baby boy annoyed?:pac:

zweton

do i see sinead o connor?

Gatling

Blay wrote: »

Aww is the lickle baby annoyed?:pac:

Probably felling repressed

Cantremember

Blay wrote: »

Aww is the lickle baby annoyed?:pac:

What is lickle? You live in some parallel universe mate. Go **** yourself.

Witcher

Cantremember wrote: »

What is lickle? You live in some parallel universe mate. Go **** yourself.

Awwww:pac: Coochie coochie coo..don't cry now:pac:

Cantremember

Gatling wrote: »

Probably felling repressed

I think you have something you want to confess.

Renegade Mechanic

Looks like he might make it. Oh well. Third time's the charm.

Cantremember

Blay wrote: »

Awwww:pac: Coochie coochie coo..don't cry now:pac:

Why do you try to feel superior to people? There's a real problem behind that.

Witcher

Cantremember wrote: »

Why do you try to feel superior to people? There's a real problem behind that.

You're the one losing the head because someone took the piss out of you:pac:

Can't even laugh at yourself ffs:pac:

sopretty

He'll probably take a case to the ECHR looking for police protection.

Micky Dolenz

Cantremember wrote: »

What is lickle? You live in some parallel universe mate. Go **** yourself.

Blay wrote: »

Awwww:pac: Coochie coochie coo..don't cry now:pac:

Blay wrote: »

You're the one losing the head because someone took the piss out of you:pac:

Can't even laugh at yourself ffs:pac:

Mod

Come on Lads, lets leave it here, Please.

crazygeryy

Hmmmmmmmm i wonder if the kettles boiled.

Gatling

Soooooooooo


Gillian vs Panti

Who wins in a cat fight???

Cantremember

sopretty wrote: »

He'll probably take a case to the ECHR looking for police protection.

The ECHR has no power to assign Garda protection. Fail.

Cantremember

Gatling wrote: »

Soooooooooo


Gillian vs Panti

Who wins in a cat fight???

Who the **** is Gillian?

Cantremember

Blay wrote: »

Do what the mod says Cantremember.

Find yourself some Kleenex and let it all out.

Get some toilet paper and wipe your keyboard.

Witcher

Cantremember wrote: »

Get some toilet paper and wipe your keyboard.

I will, I've been crying laughing at you here for the last few mins:pac:

Tzardine

He is not out of the woods yet lads. His gunshot woods might not be fatal but a few nights in an Irish hospital might be.

Come on the MRSA

sopretty

Cantremember wrote: »

The ECHR has no power to assign Garda protection. Fail.

Wouldn't stop him trying!

finix

Cantremember wrote: »

Get some toilet paper and wipe your keyboard.

you on the way to a ban boy ! Calm down

finix

Cantremember wrote: »

Get some toilet paper and wipe your keyboard.

you on the way to a ban boy ! Calm down

mathepac

My name is URL wrote: »

... Yet Gilligan is literally worse than Hitler for importing and selling it

That didn't take long, only post 52. I know Hiltler slaughtered millions, but did he sell cannabis too? Does Mike Godwin know?

micar

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Mod

Come on Lads, lets leave it here, Please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nrMNcGFVCo&t=0m13s

jr22

He was shot in the jacks.

Regardless of the circumstances, I'd say it's impossible to convince yourself that jumping up and running mid poo-time is a good idea.

Hangballlouie

Cantremember wrote: »

Who the **** is Gillian?

That fella who played John Boy in Love/Hate

Sir Osis of Liver.

Good night sweet prince.

steveone

How is it that a man can get shot with a shotgun in the toilet of a terraced house and be non fatally injured-or get shot in the head and DRIVE to store street? With all due respects to involved families but kids are commiting massacres in schools in the US and our top flight hard men cant hit from 3 feet?

signostic

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/john-gilligan-injured-in-clondalkin-shooting-1.1709813

An ambulance was called and Gilligan was treated at the scene before being taken by ambulance to Blanchardstown Hospital where his injuries are described as not life threatening.

Fr_Dougal

Gatling wrote: »

Soooooooooo


Gillian vs Panti

Who wins in a cat fight???

Linda Martin would deaded the lot of them.

ArmaniJeanss

Irelands MLK moment.

pajero12

Aidric wrote: »

No doubt he will be on Marian Finucane in the morning with the inside scoop. Odious individual.

Someone saw Linda Martin last night

micar

"odious" - the word of the week. We'll all be using it at work next week.

steveone

How is it that a man can get shot with a shotgun in the toilet of a terraced house and be non fatally injured-or get shot in the head and DRIVE to store street? With all due respects to involved families but kids are commiting massacres in schools in the US and our top flight hard men cant hit from 3 feet?

Smithwicks Man

steveone wrote: »

How is it that a man can get shot with a shotgun in the toilet of a terraced house and be non fatally injured-or get shot in the head and DRIVE to store street? With all due respects to involved families but kids are commiting massacres in schools in the US and our top flight hard men cant hit from 3 feet?

We heard you the first time

Spanish Eyes

Gilligan shot while on the pot.