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Blonde and the TV

  • 28-11-2004 7:21pm
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    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    Blonde woman goes into an electrical shop and says "I'd like that portable TV on the shelf". Assistant says, "we don't sell to blondes".

    She goes home and thinks sod it I'll dye my hair red. Goes back to the shop next day and says "I'd like that portable TV on the shelf". Assistant says, "we don't sell to blondes.

    She thinks he must have recognised me from before, so goes home and dyes her hair jet black. Goes back to the shop next day and says "I'd like that portable TV on the shelf". Assistant says, "we don't sell to blondes.

    She says look, "my hair is black, I'm not blonde so why won't you sell me that TV". Shopkeeper says, because it's a microwave".


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