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Discharge from dogs bum

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  • #32
    DBB
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    borderlinemeath wrote: »
    Typo!!


    *spits tea all over laptop*



    :pac::pac::pac:


  • #33
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Oh no no no.....I'm gonna win this.

    Cat vomits up a tapeworm,looks at me half panicked, proceeds to eat the said tapeworm...vomits again...and up comes roundworm AND most of the half eaten tapeworm.

    Do I win???

    /we need a pukey face bigtime :pac:


  • #34
    SillyMangoX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭SillyMangoX


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Oh no no no.....I'm gonna win this.

    Cat vomits up most of a tapeworm,looks at me half panicked, proceeds to eat the said tapeworm...vomits again...and up comes roundworm AND most of the half eaten tapeworm.

    Do I win???

    /we need a pukey face bigtime :pac:

    Yes I think you are the winner :eek::eek:

    puke-smiley-emoticon.gif


  • #35
    DBB
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭DBB


    SillyMangoX wrote: »
    Yes I think you are the winner :eek::eek:

    puke-smiley-emoticon.gif


    Yes.
    Yes, you win.
    Bleurgh.



    I've fought my gag reflex waaayyyyy too often with this thread :-D


  • #36
    borderlinemeath
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    This thread went waay off topic. Sorry OP!

    Anniehoo, I would be having nightmares after that. I can cope with poo and vomit, but live parasitic vomit and rat maggoted neck rolls are what would push me over the edge. :eek::eek:


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  • #37
    irishlady29
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭irishlady29


    borderlinemeath wrote: »
    This thread went waay off topic. Sorry OP!

    Anniehoo, I would be having nightmares after that. I can cope with poo and vomit, but live parasitic vomit and rat maggoted neck rolls are what would push me over the edge. :eek::eek:




    .....and I thought a manky bum was bad.........ewwwwww


  • #38
    Vel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    DBB wrote: »
    *sharp intake of breath*
    Oooohhhhhh.
    ....
    .................... eating human poo she found in the dunes :eek::(

    How does one distinguish a human poo from a doggie one in these situations?:eek::eek:


  • #39
    borderlinemeath
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    Vel wrote: »
    How does one distinguish a human poo from a doggie one in these situations?:eek::eek:

    Usually because they leave the tissue they wiped with beside it :(


  • #40
    tk123
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    borderlinemeath wrote: »
    Usually because they leave the tissue they wiped with beside it :(

    :mad: Yep or baby wipes!

    >_< Lucy has eaten poo twice in the last week! >_<


  • #41
    janmaree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭janmaree


    And........a dog of my acquaintance makes herself useful by cleaning up cat vomit. Ya just gotta love 'em anyway!


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  • #42
    DBB
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    Vel wrote: »
    How does one distinguish a human poo from a doggie one in these situations?:eek::eek:

    Yes, I'm afraid I had to conclude it was human poo, unless the dogs around here have learned to use tissue afterwards :-(
    *puke*
    *puke*
    *puke*


  • #43
    Vel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    :eek::eek:

    I'm beginning to think the numerous piles of poo I see every morning in the city centre on my way to work haven't originated from a canine :eek: Oh how naive of me!

    I don't think I can top any of the stories here but we do have a poo eater who will polish off her own or our other dogs if I don't get to it quick enough.

    One day I changed my daughter's rather hateful nappy, put it in a nappy bag and threw in down the stairs to be put outside when I was finished upstairs. I came down, noticed it wasn't there, got distracted by the kids and promptly forgot about it. A couple of hours later I popped up to our bedroom to find that the dog had taken the nappy bag, ripped it open and had a good old chow down on the pooey nappy. The bedroom was strewn with pieces of chewed up dirty nappy, while she lay there pleased as punch licking her lips!! The horror. Scarred for life!


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