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  • #3632
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    The chameleon never wasted an opportunity


  • #3633
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,185 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Why am I still being bullied


  • #3634
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,185 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I broke my two Nintendo switches


  • #3635
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,185 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Damn diabetes can't see can't walk


  • #3636
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    brianblaze wrote: »
    You again?

    Not me, you!

    No!!!!

    I have your new prescription order


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  • #3637
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Why am I still being bullied

    A sensitive soul leads to torment


  • #3638
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    I broke my two Nintendo switches

    My fingers and thumbs are monster's


  • #3639
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The coal miner suffers from claustrophobia


  • #3640
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,185 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    The canaries die to protect coalminers


  • #3641
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    The canaries die to protect coalminers[/QUOTE
    The Davy Lamp was a godsend.


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  • #3642
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    The canaries die to protect coalminers

    The did not die in vain


  • #3643
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    The canaries die to protect coalminers[/QUOTE
    The Davy Lamp was a godsend.

    For making slow boiled canary soup


  • #3644
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,185 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Why didn't they use seagulls instead


  • #3645
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Why didn't they use seagulls instead

    Seagull soup not good for diabetics


  • #3646
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Seagull poop very big and smelly


  • #3647
    mcgragger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭mcgragger


    Marriage is Bliss. Said someone. Allegedly


  • #3648
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    mcgragger wrote: »
    Marriage is Bliss. Said someone. Allegedly

    I am amazed by your naivety


  • #3649
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I fear and respect the abyss


  • #3650
    brianblaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Seagull poop very big and smelly

    his knees weak, arms are heavy


  • #3651
    mcgragger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭mcgragger


    Marriage is Bliss. Said someone. Allegedly


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  • #3652
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Too many arse's ruined my settee


  • #3653
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    brianblaze wrote: »
    his knees weak, arms are heavy

    His stomach growled, his body crumbled


  • #3654
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    His stomach growled, his body crumbled
    The silence was shattered by flatulence


  • #3655
    brianblaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The silence was shattered by flatulence

    The flatulence was sharted more awkwardly


  • #3656
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The silence was shattered by flatulence

    Dirty bomb exploded heard miles away


  • #3657
    UpBack1234
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭UpBack1234


    Went outside. That was an error.


  • #3658
    brianblaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    Coughed And Sneezed
    Neighbour Not pleased


  • #3659
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    brianblaze wrote: »
    The flatulence was sharted more awkwardly
    Time to change the soiled boxers


  • #3660
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Please release me, I'm a psychiatrist


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  • #3661
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Please release me, I'm a psychiatrist
    Please believe me, I'm a politician


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