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A story in six words

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  • #362
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    gozunda wrote: »
    Time glitch. I no longer exist ......

    You'll just go before you come....


  • #363
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    namenotavailabl wrote: »
    She froze- the handle WAS turning.


    Jeez... I'm hiding.... Behind the Couch!!!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • #364
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    BTW, Boards only allows 15 Emojis....


  • #365
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,000 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight.


  • #366
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,716 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    bizidea wrote: »
    We Should have joined the brits

    Off a cliff, into the abyss


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  • #367
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    New Home wrote: »
    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight.

    The copyright police arrested New Home.....:D:D


  • #368
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    Off a cliff, into the abyss

    Nigel, Boris, Theresa...Making Lemmings Redundant....


  • #369
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    Off a cliff, into the abyss

    But the great unknown beckons beyond


  • #370
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Blaizes wrote: »
    But the great unknown beckons beyond

    If Unknown, How can it beckon?? :P


  • #371
    Blaizes
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    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    If Unknown, How can it beckon?? :P

    Above and beyond him it was... !!!


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  • #372
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Tell me why they hate me

    They don't hate you - too much


  • #373
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    If Unknown, How can it beckon?? :P

    What It calls Itself is unknown

    (Great A'Tuin Discworld)


  • #374
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Some say he just snapped yesterday...

    Others said he has been framed...


  • #375
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Others said he has been framed...

    Photo looked great. He bought it.


  • #376
    blackcard
    Registered Users Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭blackcard


    Ordained, excommunicated, married, arrested, executed, exonerated


  • #377
    blackcard
    Registered Users Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭blackcard


    Why I never became a maths teacher


  • #378
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    blackcard wrote: »
    Why I never became a maths teacher

    We're all at sixes and sevens....


  • #379
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    blackcard wrote: »
    Why I never became a maths teacher

    Maths teachers can't be counted on


  • #380
    TomOnBoard
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    Blaizes wrote: »
    Maths teachers can't be counted on

    They reckon their number is up....


  • #381
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    The bakers dozen didn't add up...


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  • #382
    Blaizes
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    blackcard wrote: »
    Ordained, excommunicated, married, arrested, executed, exonerated

    '' He wasn't a bad oul divil.'


  • #383
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    He got caught, so I did...


  • #384
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,000 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    4, 6, 7, 16, 37, 40.


  • #385
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    When they come I'll be ready.


  • #386
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    New Home wrote: »
    4, 6, 7, 16, 37, 40.

    Millionaire buys New Home from Lotto...


  • #387
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,000 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I wish I were a millionaire... :D


  • #388
    FrKurtFahrt
    Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    New Home wrote: »
    I wish I were a millionaire... :D

    Yes, but are millionaires truly happy?


  • #389
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    New Home wrote: »
    I wish I were a millionaire... :D

    I wish I had married one...!


  • #390
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    If those numbers come up tomorrow


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  • #391
    New Home
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    FrKurtFahrt wrote: »
    Yes, but are millionaires truly happy?


    Dunno, but at least they're comfortable. :/


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