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A story in six words

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Kylta wrote: »
    Impossible you can't shut up mother-in-laws[/QUOTE

    Always possible when buried face down

    If she talks sh¡t... wont work


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Kylta wrote: »
    Impossible you can't shut up mother-in-laws[/QUOTE

    Always possible when buried face down

    On an isolated boggy mountain ditch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    You are responsible for my nightmares

    Blame your wife.. its her mother


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Her debut in porn was average
    Considering her looks it was miraculous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,550 ✭✭✭dohouch


    Customer care = problem distancing

    🧐IMHO, God wants us all to ENJOY many,many ice-creams , 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Considering her looks it was miraculous

    Ugly people need to masturbate too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Considering her looks it was miraculous

    Everybody looks beautiful from behind spectacles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My body froze with her warmth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I knelt and bowed my head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    How complicated can a hermit be?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    I knelt and bowed my head
    And begged for forgiveness for my sins


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    How complicated can a hermit be?
    It depends on his life's ambitions.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭darlett


    Strawberry pickers? DISGRACEFUL!

    Me??? Sore back...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    And begged for forgiveness for my sins

    Absolution comes from your own soul


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    It depends on his life's ambitions.

    My sole purpose is to live


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    darlett wrote: »
    Strawberry pickers? DISGRACEFUL!

    Me??? Sore back...

    picking gooseberries leads straight to chiropractor


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    My sole purpose is to live
    Work to live not vice versa


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    darlett wrote: »
    Strawberry pickers? DISGRACEFUL!

    Me??? Sore back...
    Stay away from "Strawberry Fields Forever"


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH9z_Oey8


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Work to live not vice versa

    To live is to be free


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Stay away from "Strawberry Fields Forever"

    Exotic creatures exists in strange meadows


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭Banana Republic.


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The steamed bat was slightly under-cooked.

    The animal inside me grows daily


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The animal inside me grows daily

    Feed.. satisfy your human blood lust


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    What is to stop an encyclopaedia?

    Fire.. it turns words to ashes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    You need to cross the sea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    This is not what I like


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Our friendship teetered on the brink


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The caterpillar would cry with joy


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭Banana Republic.


    Kylta wrote: »
    Feed.. satisfy your human blood lust

    I think you like this thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I think you like this thread

    It keeps my brain ticking over


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I think you like this thread

    It brings out the inner philosopher


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