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A story in six words

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  • #4232
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    T'was granny withered in dank seaweed!


  • #4233
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Mouth agape, her toothless gums slick.


  • #4234
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Laughing deliriously Jackson took rough aim.


  • #4235
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Catpain sidestepped, covering behind the mast.


  • #4236
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Idiot boy Sully howled with pain.


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  • #4237
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Hopping around deck grabbing his arse.


  • #4238
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Tentacled granny lunged full of fervour.


  • #4239
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The ship rolled and darkness descended.


  • #4240
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Then portside a black mass arose.

    The dreaded ship of the undead


  • #4241
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    T'was granny withered in dank seaweed!

    As grandad ate the live crab


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  • #4242
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Mouth agape, her toothless gums slick.

    Beside her lay her false teeth


  • #4243
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Laughing deliriously Jackson took rough aim.[/QUOTE

    The price of drinking salt water


  • #4244
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Catpain sidestepped, covering behind the mast.[/QUOTE

    Did his insurance cover this fiasco


  • #4245
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Idiot boy Sully howled with pain.

    As the first shark bit him


  • #4246
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Hopping around deck grabbing his arse.

    The firstmate though about his hemorrhoids


  • #4247
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Tentacled granny lunged full of fervour.

    The last of her dying breath


  • #4248
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The ship rolled and darkness descended.

    The ship of the undeaded vanished


  • #4249
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    cj maxx wrote: »
    Girl visits granny. Eaten by wolf

    Role play taken to the extreme


  • #4250
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Ha you scallyway you've just erred!"

    You never piss into the wind


  • #4251
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The wooden peg drummed its beat.

    Drummer needed immediately this one's useless


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  • #4252
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Captain's eye kept 'em in check.

    His other eye was a marble


  • #4253
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Stomachs grumbled for lack of rum.

    A voyage at lent is hard


  • #4254
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Jackson below deck loaded the flintlocks.

    t'was Scallys turn in the barrel


  • #4255
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Palpable aggression almost smothered by fear.

    Jackson's mistake... he pitched bible overboard


  • #4256
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "I've been here before." he thought unperturbed.

    He gently probed around the hemorrhoids


  • #4257
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    artvanderlay wrote: »
    Many a Markle makes a muddle.

    Navigational skills was what was required


  • #4258
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The tempest rolled closer. Waves grew.

    The captain called out for calm


  • #4259
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Prayers whispered, jaws clenched, eyes wide.

    That nobody caught anything from Scally


  • #4260
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    They all knew. This wasn't natural.

    Scallys arsehole was actually speaking english


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  • #4261
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    At that moment Jackson burst forth.

    Knelt and prayed for his soul


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