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A story in six words

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  • #4262
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Captain spun, eyed him and grinned.

    Your cock will fall off soon


  • #4263
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Ha you scallyway you've just erred!"

    Aye... so has half the crew


  • #4264
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    Ignorance has its our own powers

    To turn from danger is...dangerous


  • #4265
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The turtle hid within its shell


  • #4266
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The decapitated worm has risen again


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  • #4267
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Careful with laughter else stiches burst.


  • #4268
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Careful with laughter else stiches burst.

    Funny how old wounds open up


  • #4269
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sweet dreams... the nightmares of tomorrow


  • #4270
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I prostituted my principles for love


  • #4271
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I sold my soul for gold


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  • #4272
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Anne Other wrote: »
    I came.
    I conquered.
    I left.

    The sale wasn't worth the wait


  • #4273
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The body odour was too strong


  • #4274
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The body odour was too strong

    Don't wash... stale sweat... no friends


  • #4275
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A bigger fool has never lived


  • #4276
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A guilty silence filled the room


  • #4277
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Only one knew who had farted.


  • #4278
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Only one knew who had farted.

    Twas the man with the smile


  • #4279
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The gavel's thud sent him down.


  • #4280
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The cold handcuffs led him away.


  • #4281
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The gallery rose with rapturous applause.


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  • #4282
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The grimacing judge applied Vick's Vaporub.


  • #4283
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The gavel's thud sent him down.

    The crime must fit the punishment


  • #4284
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The cold handcuffs led him away.

    Into the bondage basement for fun


  • #4285
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The gallery rose with rapturous applause.

    Encore.. encore.. screamed the joyous crowd


  • #4286
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The grimacing judge applied Vick's Vaporub.

    The jury foreman was over excited


  • #4287
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    O
    realitykeeper wrote: »
    I am Irish. Woe Is me.

    I'm privileged to call myself Irish


  • #4288
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It is great to be alive


  • #4289
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Nature it keeps the mind sane


  • #4290
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Nature it keeps the mind sane

    Naturism. It keeps the groin cold


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  • #4291
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Naturism. It keeps the groin cold

    It shrinks the member in December


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