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A story in six words

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  • #4322
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Jesus, I've just had ANOTHER cigarette.


  • #4323
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Our chicken refused to lay eggs


  • #4324
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Jesus, I've just had ANOTHER cigarette.

    A lotta smoke for smoke signals


  • #4325
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Our chicken refused to lay eggs

    She decided to freeze her's instead


  • #4326
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She decided to freeze her's instead

    The freezer was not big enough


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  • #4327
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She decided to freeze her's instead

    But what dinner... we're all famished


  • #4328
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My silent tears left no tracks


  • #4329
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My divine intervention was pure treachery


  • #4330
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Her loud silent scream was horrendous


  • #4331
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The therapist was proven clinically insane


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  • #4332
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The alien was adorable in dreadlocks


  • #4333
    TheRiverman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,225 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    Trump drinks Dettol,then he dies.


  • #4334
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    TheRiverman wrote: »
    Trump drinks Dettol,then he dies.

    Then the world began to party


  • #4335
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    Murderer with dementia. Truth or fiction?


  • #4336
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    A constipated detective. No **** Sherlock.


  • #4337
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    artvanderlay wrote: »
    Murderer with dementia. Truth or fiction?

    Madness and mayhem the weekend's here


  • #4338
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    artvanderlay wrote: »
    A constipated detective. No **** Sherlock.

    Laxatives... puts the Sh¡ts up criminals


  • #4339
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    artvanderlay wrote: »
    A constipated detective. No **** Sherlock.

    Laxatives.... keeps the police going regular


  • #4340
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    artvanderlay wrote: »
    A constipated detective. No **** Sherlock.

    I'm impressed with that true story


  • #4341
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I wish I was more sucessful


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  • #4342
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I stumbled through the dense forest


  • #4343
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I got lost in my bed


  • #4344
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I got lost in my bed

    The new pornstar wasn't much help


  • #4345
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The new pornstar wasn't much help

    I shot my load to quickly


  • #4346
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The new pornstar wasn't much help

    Oh them new dolls are fantastic


  • #4347
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Some folks have real filthy minds


  • #4348
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Can you go blind watching porn.


  • #4349
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Interrupted sex... the husband came home


  • #4350
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Somebody switch off the light please


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  • #4351
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    Kylta wrote: »
    Can you go blind watching porn.

    Central retinal artery occlusion says yep.


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