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A story in six words

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  • #4532
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    "What the hell...get the fu...!"


  • #4533
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    She sidled behind the nearest tree.


  • #4534
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    "Ma'am, do you have any ID?"


  • #4535
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    "Does it look like I have!"


  • #4536
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Her forehead pressed against the bark.


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  • #4537
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Don't celebrate your 70th with shrooms.


  • #4538
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The coconut dropped knocking her out.

    When she awoke she was toothless


  • #4539
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Two coconuts hid her modesty perfectly.

    They landed on the strangers eyes


  • #4540
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The macaque laughed and danced away.

    He surely loved the nightlife scene


  • #4541
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The macaque laughed and danced away.

    Only right... he was tomorrow's dinner


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  • #4542
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Of course she really wasn't modest.

    Add alcohol and she was liberated


  • #4543
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    With a nudge she awoke startled.

    Naked in a strangers bed again


  • #4544
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Sorry ma'am but the beach is closed."

    She curse... I need to $hit


  • #4545
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    More than a coconut's a waste.

    The bigger the better the coconut


  • #4546
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Stars danced and her vision settled.

    Fu¢k me... I did it again


  • #4547
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A grinning face hovered above her.

    She could feel him in her


  • #4548
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    She glanced down and immediately realised.

    She just Fu¢ked the whole band


  • #4549
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Two coconuts couldn't hide her embarrassment.

    Drugs who hopefully erase this memory


  • #4550
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    With a yelp she jumped up.

    Embarrassed she knew she'd overdone it


  • #4551
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "What the hell...get the fu...!"

    She yelled... looking at their nakedness


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  • #4552
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    She sidled behind the nearest tree.

    She needed to find a bar


  • #4553
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Ma'am, do you have any ID?"

    I left it at home officer


  • #4554
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Does it look like I have!"

    You smell like a brewery lady


  • #4555
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her forehead pressed against the bark.

    Has the officer grunted and came


  • #4556
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Don't celebrate your 70th with shrooms.

    Next year I'm staying at home


  • #4557
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The macaque laughed and danced away.

    Until the baboon needed toilet roll


  • #4558
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Does it look like I have!"

    A head like your mother's arse


  • #4559
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her forehead pressed against the bark.

    Her legs were wrapped around tarzen


  • #4560
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A head like your mother's arse

    The elephant man was wide awake


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  • #4561
    elperello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,507 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    Unfollow, the only option for now.


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