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A story in six words

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  • #4952
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Thump! Thump! Thump! "Let me in!"

    Promise me there be no violence


  • #4953
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Strangely, terrifyingly it sounded almost human.

    The mother-in-law began to suddenly speak


  • #4954
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Strangely, terrifyingly it sounded almost human.

    I knew the hamster was talented


  • #4955
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Desperate panicked gasps and chairs tumbled.

    I loved old style sexual encounters


  • #4956
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Desperate panicked gasps and chairs tumbled.

    those fu¢king kids a totally uncontrollable


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  • #4957
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    More raps and the door unlatched.

    Who forget to lock the door?


  • #4958
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    More raps and the door unlatched.

    Why won't the idiot come in


  • #4959
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A wet ghostly figure emerged inwards.

    I suppose she wants sex again


  • #4960
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A wet ghostly figure emerged inwards.

    I told you it was raining


  • #4961
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A wet ghostly figure emerged inwards.

    Look what the cat dragged in


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  • #4962
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Yis feckers why didn't ye answer?"

    Its because nobody here likes you


  • #4963
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Yis feckers why didn't ye answer?"

    Full moon.. you know the werewolf


  • #4964
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Relief. Breath. It's only Granny Meehan.

    Wish it was the werewolf now


  • #4965
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Relief. Breath. It's only Granny Meehan.

    I thought she was already dead


  • #4966
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Bloody thunder! Forgot me bloody keys!"

    He purposely locked you out again


  • #4967
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Bloody thunder! Forgot me bloody keys!"

    You didn't forget were we lived


  • #4968
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Feck sake! And I'm soaked through!"

    you won't need a shower now


  • #4969
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Feck sake! And I'm soaked through!"

    Return home.... Your coffin is waiting


  • #4970
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Relief. Breath. It's only Granny Meehan.

    Always turning up were not wanted


  • #4971
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Strangely, terrifyingly it sounded almost human.

    The study of politicians.... absolutely amusing


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  • #4972
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Only the brave ventured out tonight.

    It was the imbeciles quiz night


  • #4973
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    'Twas me gave the devil leniency


  • #4974
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    How did your last slave die?


  • #4975
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    crystal cassidy wrote: »
    How did your last slave die?

    I over fed them with hunger


  • #4976
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    crystal cassidy wrote: »
    How did your last slave die?

    I traded them in every year


  • #4977
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    crystal cassidy wrote: »
    How did your last slave die?

    My slaves martyred themselves for me


  • #4978
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I find ways of doing things


  • #4979
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Seduction is a state of denial


  • #4980
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    crystal cassidy wrote: »
    How did your last slave die?

    He died on the toilet pot


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  • #4981
    Flavour Diaper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 61 ✭✭Flavour Diaper


    flavour diaper flavour diaper flavour diaper


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